Free humour Kindle books for 04 Aug 18

Fortnite Battle Royale for Kids : Complete Unofficial User Guide from Beginner to Expert with Tips and Tricks and Effective Advanced Strategies about Fortnite Gaming

by James Wellington

Fortnite: Battle Royale has exploded all around the world and is the leading computer game of this generation. Everywhere you look, you can find references back to the gameâ??memes on the internet, countless YouTube channels displaying Fortnite content, in everyday conversation, and even athletes copying the famous Fortnite victory dances. Fortnite’s grasp is far-reaching and there is no end in sight.
This book is the unofficial handbook of Fortnite: Battle Royale for anyone who wants to learn the basic rules, terms, and flow of the game, or for anyone who wants to expand the game they already have by learning professional strategies, in-depth information, and little tips and tricks that win you the game.
With the insurmountable Fortnite content surrounding us, it is hard for anyone with access to resist the urge to give it a try. And just like that, you’re hooked. With it’s simple and easy-to-understand format, it’s seemingly endless outcomes and choices, it’s complex and thrilling strategies, and its unpredictably awesome updates, it’s no wonder the world is addicted.
For those of you who own every skin, play every day, and know the difference between a burst shotgun and a hunting rifle just by the sound of it, this book will help you defeat the players who have worked just as hard! And for those of you who are giving it a try for the first time, this book will provide the blueprint for making the most of your gameplay while you progress to level 100!
Inside you will find:
-Tips and tricks from the professionals on how to survive attacks that you may or may not be ready for, when to engage in attacks, and when to sit back and let things progress without you.
-The aggressive and passive attacking approaches that win you kills and build your stats and when to use them, how to utilize both on and off the battlefield, tips for squads and duos, and even single player gamers that will help you make huge strides in keeping not only you alive but your teammates as well.
-Every single weapon that you can obtain and the relevance to its rating. How to find them and what consumables you need in your inventory to help you survive.
-How to stack your supplies and what it necessary to carry with you until the endgame.
-How to avoid the storm and why you should avoid it; also how to use the storm to your advantage.
-An overview of the map and what each area offers to different playing styles and strategiesâ??information that will help you in locating the best landing zones as well as the most chests and loot to collect.
-The basic rules and functions of the game and how knowing them can help you win and keep your focus.
-Tips from some of the leading Fortnite YouTube players, such as Ninja.
-How to build and edit like a pro so that you have the upper hand in build-offs and why building is so important for your survival and which building materials are necessary.
-Skins, how to utilize the skins and emotes to give you an advantage on the other players, and why skins are important and how you can use them as a trap and trick.
-What to take with you to finish the game and a few strategies that will help you to win the Victory Royale. How to fight the last fight and win!



The Amazing tale of Steve: A Minecraft Novel

by Steve Books

From the Bestselling group comes the new amazing novel, The Amazing Tale of Steve! Immerse yourself into the story with great characters, an incredible plot-line, and so many twists and turns that your head will be spinning. Who could ever expect a young, inexperienced, silly underdog to ever become the deciding factor in a full-scale war? This novel follows the adventures of Steve and his two closest friends, Marvin and Jack. Ride with them through the hills and trees, fire and smoke – follow their story, and become immersed in their lives. Keep an eye out for Herobrine and the Huntsmen as you travel, though!



Diary of a Crazy Enderman: A Minecraft Novel

by Steve Books

This book is the diary of an enderman gone crazy. Follow his exciting and fun adventures in the world of minecraft!



Adventures of Steve: Fighting a CRAZY Minecraft Blaze (Minecraft Official Book)

by Mojang Books

This new book is about steve fighting the CRAZY blaze. Who will win? Discover in this book!



Fated: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 4)

by Svingen and Pedersen

“The ending shook me to the core…” -Readers’ Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW)

In this hilarious and shocking love story, Bjorn Gustafson – meek, Minnesotan grain farmer – is confronted with the pains of his neglected love life. He knows now, that time has come to call up his one true love: Astrid. Shame then, how this long overdue epiphany hits him just as half a ton of moose is about to penetrate the windshield of his old Sedan.

Despite these unfortunate circumstances, Bjorn is determined to battle fate and declare his love. But is there time?

THE MEANTIME STORIES is a funny short read series that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and Douglas Adams, drenched in Nordic Noir (human folly, plentiful abrupt deaths, snappy dialogue, quirky deep thoughts, and absurd outcomes). It’s glittering darkness, and clouded light.

Each story is a stand-alone, ready to be enjoyed when you yearn for 30 minutes of wacky, brainy, and laugh-out-loud entertainment. Longing for surprises, unexpected twists, and silliness with an edge? Look no further, because in the Meantime, anything can happen!



Battle for Glory (Battle for Glory Adventure Book 1)

by Cat Wilder

In the Player vs Player Virtual Reality MMORPG game Battle for Glory, it is kill or be killed.

A working stiff, a â??nobody’ who mans a helpdesk in real life, Harry only feels alive while playing the game. There, he becomes a â??somebody’, the powerful barbarian warrior, Cormac mac Brocc, who takes what he wants when he wants it. He enjoys his sessions with his friends â?¦ until the glitch in the game changes everything

Now trapped in the Game with no hope of escape, Harry struggles to make the best life possible with the skills of his barbarian warrior avatar. Then he wins a magical item, the Heart of Aphrodite, that gives him the kind of charisma every man in the game desires.

While women are drawn to him, their men desire to claim the magical item for themselves. In the Game, they do that by killing him. Due to the glitch, Cormac isn’t guaranteed he’ll respawn.

With two beauties at his side, a warrior and a healer, Cormac sets off to create a new life. But nothing ever comes easily, and death and destruction await our noble barbarian and his two sultry companions. Only if they manage to fight their way through this, may he find what has eluded him his entire life.

This LitRPG harem book is adult themed, both bloody and sexy. Prudes and the squeamish should avoid lest your hold on sanity be shaken.

This book is in the same fantasy universe as the Gamer Girl Series:
Gamer Girl Caught in the Game
Gamer Girl in the Orc King’s Harem
Gamer Girl Grinding the Dragon’s Lair

About the Author:
Cat Wilder has been writing SF and Fantasy under another pen name for years. For all of those years she wanted to really let it rip and tell some truly wild and wicked stories. The e-book revolution has given her the opportunity to tell her sexy stories. Cat is married with way too many furbabies.



Rubiks Cube Solution Book For Kids: How to Solve the Rubik’s Cube for Kids with Step-By-Step Instructions Made Easy

by David Goldman

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Available To Read On Your Computer, MAC, Smartphone, Kindle Reader, iPad, or Tablet!

The Rubik’s Cube is a fascinating and somewhat magical object. Though it is usually considered a toy, it can be extremely challenging to solve for beginners, whether they are kids or adults. I have written this book for kids and beginners, and therefore, the content is easy to understand and full of images to make everything clear. The goal of this book is to help kids and beginners learn the six simplest stages that you have to go through to solve a jumbled Rubik’s Cube. Every stage of the solution has illustrations that will help you understand exactly how to move from one step to the next and ultimately, solve the Rubik’s Cube.

Rubiks Cube Solution Book for Kids includes:

  • What exactly a Rubiks Cube is
  • History of the Rubiks Cube
  • Health benefits of solving the Rubiks Cube
  • The 6 different Rubiks Cube face movements
  • The 3 different types of cubies
  • The 6 different stages to solve the Rubiks Cube
  • Detailed and easy to understand explanations
  • Plenty of illustrations and images to help guide you
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Grinding it Hard (A Gamer Girl Isobelle GameLit Adventure Book 1)

by Cat Wilder

In the Player vs Player Virtual Reality MMORPG game Battle for Glory, it is kill or be killed.

Isobelle D’Arcy, a professional cosplayer by day, a fierce gamer girl at night, loves the warrior lifestyle the game offers. She can fight and drink with the best of them as a fierce Viking Battle-maid. She enjoys a great life, until the night a powerful player puts a curse on her, leaving her trapped in the game.

She finds herself half a world away, friendless, and stripped of all skills and levels. A level 1 newb. Isobelle vows vengeance, but first has to level up. And a Battle-maid can do that in only one way: Fight!

With a newly befriended minotaur warrior at her side, she sets off to find a Legendary weapon powerful enough to vanquish the evil wizard forever, permanently killing off his avatar, while taking on the challenges of that fierce, dangerous world.

If Isobelle must play that game for the rest of her life, then she’s going to play it like a boss.

This LitRPG book is adult themed, both bloody and sexy. Prudes and the squeamish should avoid lest your hold on sanity be shaken.

A Gamer Girl Isobelle GameLit Adventure
Grinding it Hard

Gamer Girl Series:
Gamer Girl Caught in the Game
Gamer Girl in the Orc King’s Harem
Gamer Girl Grinding the Dragon’s Lair

Battle for Glory Series:
Battle for Glory
Order of the Sacred Death (coming in Jun 2018)

About the Author:
Cat Wilder has been writing SF and Fantasy under another pen name for years. For all of those years she wanted to really let it rip and tell some truly wild and wicked stories. The e-book revolution has given her the opportunity to tell her sexy stories. Cat is married with way too many furbabies.



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