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The Book of Revelations for Pimps : The Holy Revelation of St. John the Divine Translated to Pimptalk

by Cindy Sinclair

The Book of Revelations for Pimps is a satirical translation of the book of Revelations from the Christian Bible into a harsh ebonics-driven dialect inspired by the street talk commonly utilized in pimp subculture. While easily seen as a heretical and vulgar bastardization of the religious source material, this book displays the human potential to contrast the meaning of a message with the language used to convey it.



Blood of Denebria (The Star Sojourner Series Book 4)

by Jean Kilczer

After a sinister alien race invades a peaceful planet, planning to eat its inhabitants, Jules Rammis has another heroic mission to accomplish.

Jules – telepath, astrobiologist and reluctant hero – has faced many nasty aliens in his adventures. But never a race so sinister that it invades the peaceful planet of Denebria specifically to use its people as a food supply.

Jules is drawn into the fray when his former father-in-law, retired Counter-Terrorist Captain Joe Hatch, convinces Jules to accompany his undercover team to Denebria. Jules must attempt to discover the invaders’ homeworld and allow the World Alliance Forces to engage the brutal race on their own turf.

It should be a walk in the park, but the enemy proves to be more resourceful than anyone expected, and Jules and the team find themselves in a fight for their lives. Is Jules powerful enough vanquish the All Mother, or has he met his match?

The fourth book in Jean Kilczer’s Star Sojourner Series, Blood of Denebria is a standalone novel and can be enjoyed even if you haven’t read other books in the series.



The Siege of New Terra (The Star Sojourner Series Book 7)

by Jean Kilczer

Jules Rammis – telepath, astrobiologist, reluctant adventurer – is up to his ears in trouble again.

Big Mack, a brutal Terran leader of a pack of mercenaries, is bent on exterminating the gentle natives of planet New Terra so Terran colonists can take over the land. Jules will need all of his Tel powers and wits to stop the mercenaries.

It’s no easy task, but our hero is nothing if not resourceful, and his trusty team is with him all the way.

A wild science fiction ride, The Siege of New Terra will take you to places you’ve never seen before. This is a standalone novel and can be enjoyed even if you haven’t read the previous books in the Star Sojourner series.



The Stars Like Ice (The Star Sojourner Series Book 8)

by Jean Kilczer

Jules Rammis, intrepid astrobiologist and telepath, receives a desperate call from his buddy Huff, a marsupial denizen of planet Kresthaven. He’s hiding from the fanatical religious crusaders whose leader, Lord Aburra, will use any means to gain control of Huff’s people in the frozen north of the planet.

Jules and his team arrive and search for Huff, but encounter instead an alliance of bizarre sea and land aliens waging a fierce civil war against Lord Aburra’s forces.

Jules, ever the honorable hero, convinces the team to help overthrow Lord Aburra. But as the conflict rages, Jules wonders if he’s dragged his team into a no-win situation that could result in the death of them all.

A compelling science fiction adventure, The Stars Like Ice will grab your attention and hold it until the very last page. This is a standalone novel and can be enjoyed even if you haven’t read other books in the series.



TangleRoot (The Star Sojourner Series Book 6)

by Jean Kilczer

TangleRoot pits astrobiologist, telepath, adventurer and all-around nice guy Jules Rammis against mafia bad guys and a race of aliens that doesn’t like to share.

But not to worry: Jules has his ever-faithful team by his side along with his new love interest, the exotic Sophia Rella, who refuses to stay at home. Jules will not only have to tackle “The Family” but also Blackroot, an insidious alien plant-animal that spreads like wildfire and munches people for snacks, but has spectacular properties that can endow humans with a very long lifespan.

Tangleroot takes you on a wild ride across the galaxy, as Jules travels from Earth to the distant planet Equus and back again in pursuit of the spreading root system – and tries to stay a jump ahead of the mafia bad guys who are after him. This is a standalone novel, and can be enjoyed even if you haven’t read the previous books in the Star Sojourner series.



EVEN MORE DIRTY ONE LINE JOKES, EVEN SHORTER, EVEN FUNNIER.: Third volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent.

by Lázaro Droznes

VOLUME III
Third volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent.

After the success of Volume I and Volume II, this third book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.

Women love men with a sense of humor. The life of the party is the man who cracks the right word in the right moment. The problem is: Where are the good lines when you need them?

They are here. The best one-liners to show off in public and in private:

Dirty jokes
Sexy jokes
Witticisms
Funny quotes
Riddles
Wisecracks
Feminist jokes
Love jokes
Sexist jokes.
Bad jokes
Funny proverbs

All the one liners are related to sex, women and love relationships. The lines everybody wants to listen. Take the lines you´ll need to become the life of the party with you in your Kindle, cellphone or tablet.

Dating will never be the same.

In the parties everybody will flock around eager not to miss your lines.

Download this book and start dazzling women and friends!

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Satan’s Forge (The Star Sojourner Series Book 5)

by Jean Kilczer

There must be forces at work that prevent our hero – appealing, nice guy, astrobiologist Jules Rammis – from returning to Earth. This time, it’s a rapacious Altairian slave overlord and master of Lithium Love Mine on planet New Lithnia.

Jules, with his sacrificial hero nature, will risk life and limb to dethrone the demigod and free the slaves who, along with the mine ponies, are being tortured and worked to death. It keeps our guy up to his ears in trouble, but he is used to that from previous adventures around the star systems.

His trusty team gets a new addition in the form of Sophia Rella; beautiful, smart, and head over heels for our tall hero. Headstrong and resourceful, Sophia is no camp follower, and Jules just might want to keep her around for future adventures.

Satan’s Forge is a standalone novel, and can be enjoyed even if you haven’t read the previous books in the Star Sojourner series.



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