Free humour Kindle books for 15 Sep 18

Catalogo di Cinema (Italian Edition)

by Maria Cremonini

Un catalogo di tutti gli eBook di Cinema pubblicati nel circuito Self-Publishing. Di tutti gli eBook si riporta la copertina dell’eBook e la descrizione4 del contenuto degli stessi. Alla fine del catalogo si riportano, ad esempio, due eBook completi che sono: Nuda per Satana e Otto favolose attrici degli anni settanta.



More Funny Things Kids Say: Priceless True Quotes

by Alex Scribe

A follow-up to the original Funny Things Kids Say book, this easy read for all ages will make you laugh out loud at the humorous, outrageous, and insightful quotes from children. These hilarious short quotes about family, food, spiritual matters, and more will keep you grinning and laughing throughout your day.

Suitable for the whole family, More Funny Things Kids Say is a perfect choice if you need a wholesome laugh.



1001 Crushing Checkmates: Annihilation Tactics from Everyday Chess Games (Everyday Chess Tactics)

by S.R. Belding

Smart. Sensational. Stunning. For over a thousand years, checkmate has been the ultimate mental victory. Quite rightly, the emerging sport of chess boxing regards it as the only alternative to physical knockout. Winning feels good, but can a book ever deliver that crushing sensation?

I think so.

In 1001 checkmate problems, this book trains the reader to visualise, calculate and reflect. Each position is picked, unedited, from a REAL game between EVERYDAY club players, rated below Elo 2000. Each problem is followed on the next page by the solution.

This book contains the following problems in a random order:

  • Mate in 2: 345 problems
  • Mate in 3: 400 problems
  • Mate in 4: 256 problems

Why this chess book and not any other? This book is the result of an analysis of over 50 THOUSAND amateur games. I painstakingly searched for every forced mate, before rejecting all but the most elegant for final publication. In a clear testament to quality, this process took almost a year to complete.

This is a fast and effective improvement course for beginners and intermediate players. Read it, learn from it and rediscover winning!

S.R. Belding



Fortnite Memes: Funny, Dank 2018 Memes for Teens.: Hilarious New Memes, Silly, Epic, Ultimate

by Joe Kingg

OVER 2000 MEMES!!!!! THE MOST HILARIOUS AND EPIC COLLECTION OF MEMES FEATURING FORTNITE, FUNNY CAT, AND ALL OF THE FUNNIEST MEMES EVER!!!!!

DISCOVER THESE ALL-NEW MEMES THAT ARE PERFECT FOR TEEN AND ANYONE WHO LOVES A GOOD LAUGH!!!

Tired of the same boring MEMES??? Well get this book now and I guarantee that you will be laughing for hours with
OVER 2000 MEMES!!!!

DON’T BE A NOOB!!! GET THIS BOOK NOW AT THE LIMITED TIME PRICE OF JUST $2.99



Love, Sugar & Bloody Heart: Funny Short (Ex) Love Stories – und die Frage, wer mit wem schlief (German Edition)

by Romy van Mader

“FUNNY SHORT (EX) LOVE STORIES – und die Frage, wer mit wem schlief”
Nur echt mit dem original Diamond-Heart! ­čśë

In dieser neuen Buchreihe erz├â┬Ąhlt Erfolgsautorin Romy van Mader bitters├â┬╝├â?e und nicht ganz ernstzunehmende Ex-Liebesm├â┬Ąrchen. Jeder Kurzroman ist in sich abgeschlossen.


Los geht es mit: “LOVE, SUGAR & BLOODY HEART”

Zwei Freundinnen haben sich einst ewige Treue geschworen. Die sch├â┬Âne und schillernde Shirley ist die Sonne und l├â┬Ąuft tagein, tagaus mit einer kostbaren Krone auf dem goldgelockten Schopfe umher. Sie wohnt in dem gro├â?en Anwesen ihrer geliebten Tante Charlotte, die ihr alle W├â┬╝nsche erf├â┬╝llt.

 

Ihre unscheinbare Freundin Magda ist eher von unterw├â┬╝rfiger Natur und weilt all die Jahre in Shirleys Schatten. Gerade mit dem Abitur fertig, erbt Shirley das Millionen-Verm├â┬Âgen ihrer geliebten Tante und f├â┬╝hlt sich nicht mehr nur zu einer Prinzessin, sondern zu einer K├â┬Ânigin berufen. Sehr zum Leidwesen ihres Umfelds.

Einige Jahre sp├â┬Ąter kommt der intelligenten Magda – dank der freiz├â┬╝gigen Geschichten ihrer mannstollen Freundin – eine geniale Idee! Sie entwickelt eine bahnbrechende “Transgender-Fr├â┬╝herkennungs-App”, die sie ├â┬╝ber Nacht zu einer Multi-Million├â┬Ąrin macht. Zum ersten Mal stehen sich die millionenschweren Freundinnen “gleichwertig” gegen├â┬╝ber. Doch statt sich ihres Reichtums zu erfreuen, entflammt ein bitters├â┬╝├â?er Wettkampf, denn:

 

ES KANN NUR EINE KÃ?NIGIN GEBEN!



The Smartt View: Life, Love, and Cluttered Closets

by Lisa Smartt

I don’t brush my teeth at night. Sometimes I yell. I can’t reconcile the checkbook. Before company comes, I run through the house putting piles of stuff in garbage bags which will be “stored” in the guest bathtub until the company leaves.

Life. It’s not perfect. Those of us who participate in life aren’t perfect either. Far from it. Sometimes it’s wildly funny. Other times it leads us down paths of difficult discovery. I hope this compilation of weekly newspaper columns is a fun and enjoyable celebration of LIFE with all its ups and downs.



How I Learned To Stop Watching And Leave The Multiplex

by Duane Bradley

After years spent watching movies like X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE, INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL and TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, Duane Bradley decided that someone needed to write an insightful, thought-provoking critique of modern blockbuster entertainment. Until that book comes along, here’s a hatchet job that takes cheap shots at easy targets.

Compiled from previous volumes Midnight Spookshow, Watching Porn With Leatherface and Would You Watch This Movie With Christ?, this book covers all the formulaic flicks that made the contributors want to walk out. From a remake of The Day The Earth Stood still starring Keanu Reeves (!?) to a Thunderbirds movie Gerry Anderson called “the biggest load of ├é┬ú$%& I have ever seen in my entire life”, no movie is safe.



Not a Hamster!: The Poem

by Stephen Ebanks

For those who love metaphor, rhyme and poems in life..

Enjoy your day!



Charlottas fantastische Reise nach Flüsterleise (German Edition)

by Frank Didden

Was haben die 8-j├â┬Ąhrige Charlotta und das st├â┬Ądtische Stra├â?enbauamt miteinander zu tun?

Im Grunde nicht viel, abgesehen von der Gehwegumleitung zu Opas Haus. Eine Umleitung, wodurch das M├â┬Ądchen ermuntert wird, einen neuen und abenteuerlichen Weg einzuschlagen.

Konnte ja niemand vorausahnen, dass der Weg durch mannshohes Gras Charlotta ├â┬╝ber die Absturzstelle eines UFOs stolpern l├â┬Ąsst. Eines UFOs und seines urlaubsreifen, kaffees├â┬╝chtigen Schaffners, der auch mit Charlottas Hilfe nur selten sein Ziel erreicht.

Die satirische Geschichte ├â┬╝ber die Reise eines, ja, vermaledeiten, kleinen M├â┬Ądchens.



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