Free humour Kindle books for 21 Sep 18

Managed Care

by Joe Barrett

Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in?

Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of his time. When foster kid Elroy is thrust into his life, Frank decides to turn this forced relationship to his advantage – launching a string of absurd decisions, inappropriate behaviors and unexpected glimpses of tenderness that ultimately turn a New Jersey suburb upside down. A laugh-out-loud celebration of bad choices for good causes, Managed Care is an offbeat story about three misfits on the social fringes of suburbia and their ridiculous campaign to introduce an unfiltered version of intimacy to their stale, impersonal community. Because, according to Frank, it’s probably what Jesus would have wanted.

Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 4 Episode 4 (Book 22): Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction … Collection – Skeleton Steve the Noob Years)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 29,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

An Old Friend and a Brave Chicken

Skeleton Steve finds himself torn between finding his way back home to his friends and helping Devdan the Teenage Zombie Villager get his life back. When he and the young zombie make their way into Lurkmire Swamp to get the help of Worla the Witch, it makes matters worse when she sends them to the Steve’s castle to perform a sneaky task for her. But Skeleton Steve wants to make friends with the Minecraftian so that he can get home, so why is he skulking around the guy’s castle for the witch?!

To make matter worse (and better), one of Skeleton Steve’s best friends suddenly shows up out of the blue looking for him, and now Skeleton Steve must fight the immortal guardian of Diamodia … again! When he and Devdan help Worla deal with another witch in the area, will that finally be enough to help the teenage zombie cure his ‘zombie problem’ so that Skeleton Steve can go home?

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The Furry Potato: Doggo Tails Bork 2

by Risa Fey

From enemies to frens. The furry potato is doggo’s only chance at bein’ alpha in the neighborhud.

    Y helo there, am doggo the Heckin’ Hektor, and I’m doin’ a two-week home trial with my new hooman (if u read bork 1 then u kno I wos in prisun). But I have one heckin’ big concern. Hooman furgot to mention she owns a furry potato–and it looks gud enuff for me to do a hungry GNOM!
    Meanwhile, I’m doin’ all the other doggos in the neighborhud a frighten, but it’s tuff tryin’ to establish oneself as the Big Cheez ‘n Top Doggerino. U alredy kno I’m an expurt in doge-fu, but not in pawlitiks! So heck, fren, I ask u… Wat’s a doggo to do? Can the furry potato do me a help?

A short story and bork 2 of the Doggo Tails series.

For fans of all ages who enjoy The Secret Life of Pets and Homeward Bound. Seekers of doggo fiction and pretentious doge literature unite! If you love cute and nonsensical doggo memes, you’ll love these hilarious and heart-warming doggo tales, as told by the doggos themselves.

Ready Player Fun: A Shockingly Dirty Parody

by A.V. Kern

In the year 2054, reality is a really dumb place. The only time the young, freedom-loving, 1980s pop culture and sex-obsessed Bowie Jackson really feels alive is when he’s huddling in a rusted metal lean-to in rural Wisconsin, jacked into the virtual, hyper-sexualized utopia known as the O-Face. Bowie’s devoted his life to unlocking the puzzles of the three magic dildos left by the O-Face’s creator as his in-game alter ego Felicia McFly, no matter how stupid and cringey it is to learn about pop culture that’s 70 years out of date. But Bowie’s the ultimate Mary Stu, so that’s not going to stop him!

When Bowie joins forces with his friends Sherm the Worm, Ap0ll0, and W33b to solve the creator’s puzzles, he attracts the attention of the ultimate buzzkill: the appallingly uptight Roger Dodger and his Cult of Real Reality, who will stop at nothing, no matter how impractical, to end the antics of this group of misfits and take over the O-Face. If Bowie’s going to survive, win the contest, and maybe even bang a real girl in the end, he’ll have to give it everything he’s gotâ??no matter how ridiculous the circumstances or how bad the puns.

Disclaimer: This book contains coarse language, a lot of gratuitously stupid and graphic sexual situations, tons of violence, and due to its content should not be read by anyone. You’ve been warned!

Danger: I’m A Nurse With A Penis: Stories And Lessons From The Field

by Walt Cummings

I follow only one rule: go to where the pain is. I’ve been a male nurse for 5 years and want to share my adventures.

I’ve also asked the following questions as guideposts:

What do men really need to know about nursing?
What can I share to add value to people considering nursing as a career?
What would I have wanted to know when I was 18 years old?
How could I express what people need to know, not what they want to know?

I quit nursing, only to come back again. Here are some stories and lessons along the way.

All the best,
Walt Cummings

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