Free humour Kindle books for 05 Oct 18

Dad Jokes: The Cheesy and Nerdy Jokes

by Lame Dad

“Mom, he’s doing that again!”

Dads are often known for their lame jokes, most of which only they themselves find funny.

The cheesy, silly, and sometimes embarrassing puns are great for making laughter and sometimes create awkwardness within the family- you can’t hеlÑ? but lоvе thеm fоr it.

This book will include jokes that:

  • Makes everyone cringe, groan, sigh and groan again.
  • Are funny and simple enough for kids to enjoy.
  • Are cheesy, badly and classic makes you think of your dad everytime.
  • New dad joke to be prepared for the wedding toast or the next time dad would like to have a joke- off-time.
  • and much, much more!

This collection provides fun for the whole family and it would make a great gift for your dad.

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Plumb Crazy

by Cece Barlow

The summer of her junior year, Texas geek girl Elva Presley Hicks lands a job as a plumber’s helper in Houston, Texas. She earns $$$$, but is as lonely as heck.

It’s not like there aren’t any suitors. Elva could choose Chase, the obese pig farmer, or Wyatt, the plumber with wandering hands, but she yearns for something more and finds it with electrician, Mitch McCall.

It’s a cosmic connection. Mitch isn’t turned off by Elva’s name or fan fiction writing, and Elva doesn’t lose interest in him after he cuts off his nose.

Trials and triumphs follow Elva, including a friendship implosion, world-wide fanfic humiliation, and goat salvation.

This summer is destined to be Elva’s most memorable. Join her!

(This book was previously e-published under the name Molly Blaisdell. It was also a 2011 semi-finalist for the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Contest.)

Two Moms, Three Glasses of Wine, and a Movie: Make ‘Em Laugh!: 100 Comedic Movie Reviews

by Sarah Bradley

Authors Sarah J. Bradley and Linda Schmalz bring you the third volume in their “Two Moms, Three Glasses of Wine, and a Movie” movie review series. This time they review 100 comedies, each writing a review of the same film independently of each other, and adding a touch of humor and some interesting movie facts. Like no other movie review books out there, these reviews are down-to-earth, honest reviews that a neighbor or a friend might give you. Written by two middle-aged moms (who are also authors) who simply love movies (and wine!), this book is a must have for movie lovers everywhere.

Truth or Dare Questions

by Informative Books

Truth or dare is the classic party game of embarrassment. A group of people take turns asking each other “truth or dare”? When someone chooses truth, they must answer the question truthfully regardless of how embarrassing it is. When someone chooses dare, they are given a task to complete. If they don’t like the first dare they can choose to be given another dare but they must complete the second dare. You cannot dare someone to answer a question.

Random Questions to Ask: To anyone

by Informative Books

Here are some completely random questions to ask a girl (or a guy for that matter). The questions are totally unrelated to each other and often rather silly. Choose whichever ones you like and discard the rest.

Dancing with Myself: A Dating Memoir

by Lisa Scotto

Dancing with Myself, a light-hearted account on one gal’s dating adventures in and around New York City. It was the golden age before Tinder and ubiquitous snapping, What’s App and even texting. These essays recount the horror and humor of dating during, eharmony and good ole’ fashioned set-ups, and the results are still quite painfully funny. Great for the beach, train commute or rainy afternoon, this quick read will make you laugh or maybe realize that you have a common bond with a fellow romantic in the world of binary dating. This is the book of modern day dating escapades!

Prank Ideas: Play Prank

by Informative Books

April Fools’ Day (April 1st) is fast approaching, so we thought we might offer a few prank ideas for the more mischievous pandas among you (and if you’re not prone to mischief, now you’ll have some idea about what to look out for).

It’s unclear exactly where the April Fool tradition originated, but some people are more than happy to have the opportunity to play personal pranks on their friends, family members or coworkers. Similar precursor holidays can be found in Rome (the Festival of Hilaria on March 25th) and the medieval Feast of Fools in December. Some also believe that the holiday stems from Pope Gregory XIII’s decision to restore January 1st as New Year’s day on the Gregorian calendar – the Julian calendar that it replaced celebrated New Year’s day on April 1st.

We definitely don’t advocate hurting anyone or destroying or damaging anyone’s property, but if you want to prank someone – here are some good ways to do it!

Question Answer Jokes: Funny Questions & Answers to make you Laugh

by Informative Books

It is always interesting to look at question and answer Knock knock jokes. Knock knock jokes may sometimes seems to be stupid, but most of the times you find it more hilarious and funny. I am sure you are going to roll on the floor and laugh after reading jokes on Question and answer Knock knock jokes. Being a human, it is important to laugh atleast once in a while. Let’s get started.

Funny Jokes: Laugh Out Loud

by Informative Books

Have a laugh at thousands of funny jokes, and add your own.- Thousands of Free Funny Jokes in many categories (Yo Momma jokes, blonde jokes, riddles,..)- Send jokes via SMS, text message, Twitter or Facebook

Morning Quotes: Start your Day with Good Quotes

by Neeraj Kumar

Book is collection of Good Quotes.
Start your Day with Good Quotes

Funny Quotes: Learn with Fun

by Ajay Sharma

Need some funny quotes to make your friends laugh? Laughing is the best way to get your day started.

For me having a good dose of humor gives me an extra boost of positivity. If I’m in a sour mood before work, I listen to Amy Schumer’s raunchy in your face humor. If I still feel a little down. I read this Funny Quotes book.
This book is collection of Funny Quotes.

The Unauthorized Atari 2600 Throw Back Zine #3: Pac-man and the Cult of Hate, Frogger: The Perfect Stress Reliever, Activision’s Skiing, Atari Catalog Introspective, Plus So Much More!

by Michael Salzman

It’s the third issue of The Unauthorized Atari 2600 Throw Back Zine and this month we explore Pac-man and the hate that the game receives. We also look at the therapeutic and stress relieving properties of Frogger. We also cover Activision’s Skiing, look through the greatness that was Atari 2600 catalogs, explore the new Barnstorming glitch, plus so much more! This is the perfect companion for both the casual Atari 2600 fan, and even the Super Fans who cannot get enough Atari goodness!

Nightmares Can Be Come Reality: SURPRISES

by Cathy Gover

You will come to me on your own free will Jeni, you will be my Queen and I your King. We floated across the lake as his lips assaulted mine. Jeni Morgan had been dreaming of the bronzed hair, golden eyed man who processed her body and soul. She was yanked from her world to a world only found in books or at the movies.
Her real father had sent them to protect her from the bronzed hair golden eyed man she was falling for. They claimed he was evil and she had to stop thinking of him and not let him put his thoughts into her head. It was death for her to love the demon. Only he didn’t seem like a demon to her. He touched her gently kissing her tenderly, the desire in her grew with each night he visited her. Now there was another man protecting her from him who was equally as tender. But she was promised to someone she couldn’t have him. She was confused, tormented and left to fall apart around beings she didn’t know. Only one man could save her, but she had to save her self first.

Der kleine Roboter: Satire (German Edition)

by Jan David Clavijus

�ber Nacht taucht in einer Parkanlage in Bad Harzburg ein würfelförmiges Gebilde auf. Einige Zeit tut sich nichts, dann öffnet sich der Würfel und zum ersten Mal in der Geschichte der Menschheit betritt ein Alien den Boden der Erde.

Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin (The Peas and Carrots Series Book 1)

by Hannah Lynn

“A coming of age story for the mid-life crisis generation.”

When George Sibley dies, his only son, Eric, has no idea that his inheritance will come with conditions. Now, if Eric is to ever get his hands on his father’s treasured Aston Martin, he must somehow juggle his hectic career and family life in the city, with regular visits to the small riverside town of Burlam. Life for Eric quickly becomes a chaotic kaleidoscope of grumpy pensioners, wellington boots and vintage auto-mobiles, fraught with heavy machinery mishaps, missed deadlines and drug raids, the result of which leave his marriage, job and sanity hanging in the balance.

Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin is a light-hearted and humorous tale of a man who reluctantly goes digging amongst the weeds in order to discover his roots.

Praise for Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin

“The story flows really well and the entire concept had me simultaneously laughing, cringing and crying. It’s a brilliant mash up of people and places.”

“I loved some of the characters within this book, they were so deliciously lovely, quirky and believable, even when at their most absurd.”

“It’s a book that oozes charm.”

“Wonderful book to get lost in. Adored the characters and loved the way the book was written – very easy to read and I loved, laughed & cried in equal measures – great!”

“So many funny moments, the prose is witty and bouncy, and I can’t wait to read more from the Author”

Halcyon Nights (The Star Sojourner Series Book 2)

by Jean Kilczer

After astrobiologist Jules Rammis returns to Earth after saving the Terran colony on planet Tartarus, he hopes to spend some time with his six-year-old daughter Lisa, who has inherited his telepathic skills.

Their plans change when Jules is summoned to Halcyon to destroy a Terran ravager: the Dream Czar of Halcyon. Reluctant to take his daughter with him on such a dangerous mission, he soon learns that his new employer will not take no for an answer.

Jules has no other choice but to accept the mission. But can he complete the mission, keep her daughter safe and rescue the inhabitants of Halcyon before it’s too late?

Halcyon Nights is a standalone novel, and can be enjoyed even if you haven’t read other books in the series.

Book of Trivia

by Informative Books

One of the greatest disadvantages of being under 21 is the inability to attend bar trivia nights. As an avid viewer of Jeopardy! and a self-proclaimed nerd, I have enough random facts in my head to win a million quiz bowls, as long as they don’t involve questions about math, science, sports, or really anything besides pop culture and useless facts. Such a collection of random references can come in handy though when you’re looking to impress someone at a party or score those 3 extra points on a final exam by answering the obscure bonus question that your teacher didn’t expect anyone to get. I’ve collected some below to get you starte

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