Free humour Kindle books for 07 Oct 18

The Semiotics of Your Heart

by Doug X

This is a collection of poems about love and other depressing topics.

A sampling of some of the poems

Pathfinders and Gypsies

I thought I loved an alchemist
who turned lead into gold
with a wave of her hands
making the ordinary sparkle
but she was only an illusionist
and while the gold sparkled
â??neath the stars
it was worthless in the true light of dawn

Rorschach

my body language is as clear to her
as punctuation
a visual grammar
my eyes semicolons
a hunch of my shoulders an oxford comma
and the flash of my tongue ring
a question mark or an exclamation point



Meal Prep: Fast and Easy Recipes for Weight Loss and Clean Eating

by Clayton West

Get this Meal Prep Book, click the “Buy” button. If You Don’t Have Kindle You Can Still Read This Book On Your Web Browser using Amazon Free Cloud Reader.

 

In today’s world, it is quite a challenge for most of us to make time for anything other than work. As a result, today’s generation faces newer health hazards every other day. This sudden deterioration in health can primarily be attributed to our eating habits. We don’t find the time to cook our meals anymore and take refuge in fast foods. In today’s world, it is quite a challenge for most of us to make time for anything other than work. As a result, today’s generation faces newer health hazards every other day. This sudden deterioration in health can primarily be attributed to our eating habits. We don’t find the time to cook our meals anymore and take refuge in fast foods. 

Studies have proven time and again, the harm that fast foods can cause to our bodies. Yet, we resort to these because they are easier to get and don’t involve us spending hours in the kitchen! The very thought of spending an hour in the kitchen to just cook a paltry meal dissuades us. 

What if I told you that you could cook your own meals and have all your meals of the week ready in no time. You can save a lot of time if you prep for several meals at once, that’s what meal prep is all about. When you cook your own meals, there are countless benefits! Cooking your own meals can be a lifestyle change and a permanent solution to most of your health disorders. I am sure your motivation to cook will increase when you know that meal prep is easier than you thought and the best part is that you don’t have to put yourself through a stringent diet to achieve your fitness goals!

You are about to Discoverâ?¦

– How to Meal Prep?
– Why it is important to Meal Prep
– How to Change Your Mindset to Lose Weight
– Practical Tips to Make Meal Prepping Easy
– Mistakes to Avoid
– Frequently Asked Questions
– Four Week Meal Plan
– Breakfast Recipes
– Lunch and Dinner Recipes
– Dessert Recipes
– Smoothie Recipes
– Salad Recipes
– Soup Recipes
– Side Dishes Recipes
– Snack Recipes
– How to Stay Motivated

 

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The Worrisome War of the Whymsical Wizards: Part One (The Worrisome War of the Whimsical Wizards Book 1)

by Whitney Lee Preston

Hilarious story of a conniving two faced servant and his two bumbling kinky Wizard masters, who become entangled in a fantastic battle of conjuring when the servant connives to inveigle. 3 bandits get turned into talking ducks, mice into dragons, and a talking cauldron serves to instruct the two-faced servant on this merry-go-round of silly wizard conjuring, and fall-down antics. this is just the first chapter; there are part 2 and part 3 the conclusion, to see if you like the silly satire and want to get the whole book with full raunchy bits.



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