Free humour Kindle books for 08 Oct 18

Jimmy and Jo in the Disposable World: The Day Before Day One

by Leot Felton

It was Tuesday October 6th 2043.

It was the day before Day One.

Of course, no one knew it was the day before Day One. In fact, no one would know it was the day before Day One for some 40 more years. It was not until the pseudo historian, Tomora Kilmore-Sharper, wrote in 2084, The Meaner, Leaner California. Of which in chapter three Kilmore-Sharper establishes the first ever timeline of the historical events that led up to the California coast falling into the Pacific Ocean. Kilmore-Sharper started her retelling of those events with Day One. Since such time, modern historians have bickered like ancient philosophers over the root origins of those events. Events that, in reality, any good ancient philosopher would have argued never truly existed at all.

Jimmy and Jo in the Disposable World
Jimmy and Jo live in the United Countries of North America. It has been 14 years since the Landmark Bombings of 2029 that forever wiped New York, Los Angeles, and Washington D.C. off the maps. Now the North American Prime Minister, Lengthton E. B.-Hark, intends to bring peace between his country and Brazil. To end the Unfought War that has consumed the last 11 years of his tenure, he will call for a peace summit to meet in Peru. But ending a war that has never been fought will prove more difficult than our do-gooding American PM can imagine, and will require one more great sacrifice of the UCNA.

In a world that is plagued with secondhand sleep deprivation, frosted fudge brownies, condiment health warning labels, light pollution, severe thunderstorms, hyperactive immune systems, PIMPs, and a “for the grater good” end-all mentality; Jimmy and Jo will set out on a quest to find a way out together.

THE DAY BEFORE DAY ONE is the dark, satirical, preboot novella that introduces a large cast of characters and sets the stage for Jimmy and Jo’s eventual escape, all while establishing a timeline of events that lead to the California coast falling into the Pacific Ocean.



Ball Sacks: fun facts, myths, poems and short stories about ball sacks (Flushtome Book 1)

by Stud and Starlett

Fun facts, myths, poems and short stories about ball sacks. From the perspective of the balls, but from the POV of a lady.



Off My Meds

by Leslie Taha

Here is what some very famous people had to say about Les Taha’s cartoons, and his new book, “Off My Meds”.

Seth MacFarlane, (Creator of “The Family Guy”, “American Dad”, and “Ted”) Calls it, “Timeless Humor”

Billy Crystal, (Actor, Comedian) said, “”Very funny. In the tradition of Gahan Wilson!”

Dick DeBartolo, (Writer for “Mad Magazine”) said, “I laughed so much, I thought I was reading my own work! Then I realized it was SOMEONE ELSE who had written such funny stuff, and I confined my joy to broad smiling.

Charles Schulz, (Creator of “Peanuts”) said, “Leslie Taha has finally made clear for me a few opinions which I have been afraid to voice myself for a long time. Finally, he has drawn for us the truth about, “The Three Bears,” “Red Ridinghood.” “Frankenstein,” courtrooms, “Humpty Dumpty,” and a few doctors and lawyers.”

Tom Reeder,( Writer / producer for “Cheers” “Night Court”, and “Frasier”) said, “I really enjoyed it, … in the bizarre tradition of Virgil Partch, Gary Larson, and Jerry Van Amerongen.”

For many years, Les Taha’s single panel humorous cartoons have appeared in small community newspapers, college papers, and magazines throughout the U.S. and Canada. More than likely you have seen them somewhere.

His new book, “Off My Meds” is a collection of nearly 500 of his very best cartoons.
They have often been compared to Gary Larson’s, “The Far Side”. The subject matter of his humor is all over the place. His targets are politicians, animals, the workplace, healthcare, fables, insects, monsters, and more.

The humor is intelligent, bizarre, poignant, sick, insightful, and silly. Taha’s cartoons are so crazy and bizarre that many have suggested (and even ordered him) to get back on his meds.

So for all of you sick fans who have been suffering from, “The Far Side” withdrawals, at
last there is a cure. “Off My Meds” is just what the doctor ordered.



The Wizard of Ozzy Osbourne

by Bridget Chase

Thinking about a mysterious woman from his past, Ozzy Osbourne pulls a deadly song from the bowls of the universe. Upon singing the catchy lyrics, our little Ozzy get swept away to a strange land. Sharon, his wife, sets out to find her missing husband with the help of twenty armed men..
In the new land, Ozzy’s song lyrics hold world changing powers. The Wicked Witch and other villains, plot to capture Ozzy; and use his powers.

About Bridget Chase
Bridget Chase is an American author who primarily specializes in humorous short stories. He was born in Houston Texas; studied art at the University of Texas San Antonio (bore) where he received his Bachelor of Fine Art. He was a school teacher for many years, but left because it sucked ass. Bridget currently resides in Boulder Colorado where he has an art studio and works everyday writing new stories and eating pizza.



Diary of Jack the Kid – A Minecraft LitRPG – Season 1 Episode 1 (Book 1): Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – LitRPG Adventure Fan Fiction … Diaries Collection – Jack the Kid LitRPG)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 31,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

***This Minecraft LitRPG Series will directly involve YOU the Reader!***
Every new episode will involve a reader’s suggestion coming to life, chosen from the reviews of the last book! If you’d like to see something happen to Jack, Alex, and Steve, make sure to let me know in the review comments! If you’d like to see a new character or mob or anything else, let me know in the reviews! Tell me their name, stats, skin, etc., and I might put it in the next episode!

The Weird Walker Arrives

Jack Walker is a kid in the real world, and he’s obsessed with gaming. When he finds that his school’s computer lab has just installed a brand new Virtual Reality System, he can’t resist sneaking a peek at it while all of the other kids are outside watching a rare solar eclipse. But when Jack finds himself suddenly transported INTO his familiar Minecraft world–real life body and all–the boy finds that he’s gotten into a VR gaming experience that is a little TOO real!

Minecraftians Steve and Alex live a pretty peaceful life in their mountain home that Alex built around a mysterious anomaly she called ‘the Divining Pool’. One day while repairing some creeper damage to their animal pens from the night before, Alex is perplexed when the sky suddenly darkens and a shadow passes over the sun. The Divining Pool offers cryptic words about the arrival of the Weird Walker, and when she and Steve go looking for their missing sheep, they find a strange creature like nothing they’ve ever seen in their blocky world before…

Love Minecraft adventure??

Read Season 1, Episode 1 of Jack the Kid, a Minecraft LITRPG Series … now!

Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details–it’s in the book!
(Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!)

Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.
Minecraft®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch



Los ladrillos raros: el día en que me hicieron una B! #tch (Spanish Edition)

by S.D. Murff

Ser un hombre en el mundo no siempre significa que serás un hombre en prisión. Algunos de los salvajes más despiadados viven como depredadores en la cárcel, ya que esperan a que llegue el niño bonito o tímido. Ser derribado de su estatus de jerarquía bajo custodia puede romper incluso el más duro criminal. Cualquiera puede ser roto como aprendí después de intentar degradar a uno de los oficiales más duros en los “ladrillos raros”.Esta es una recopilación de dos historias mostrando cómo cada uno se convirtió en un b #! zorra por el error de uno.



MEMES: Ultimate Jokes 2017 â?? Jokes to Tickle Your Fancy, or Anything Else Youâ??d Like Tickled : Funny Memes 2017, Dank Memes, Memes For Kids, Memes Free, Memes xl, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Jimble Bimbleton

Fresh and hilarious Jokes from 2017

Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

Since we love laughing at funny jokes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious jokes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some jokes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review! 



Penile-Docking: from the Perspective of the Foreskin (Flushtome Book 2)

by Stud and Starlett

Q&As, pointers, probable facts, poems, short stories, and pop quizzes regarding penile-docking



I Heart Movie Lists

by Duane Bradley

WHAT LINKS JAMES CAMERON, RONALD MCDONALD, BILL COSBY AND DONALD TRUMP?
WHICH DIRECTOR CHANGED HIS NAME TO “JESUS CHRIST II”?
WAS PORN RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SUCCESSFUL LAUNCH OF THE VCR?

Sometimes reading about movies is more fun than watching them, so if you’re bored by formulaic Hollywood blockbusters, this is the book for you.
I Heart Movie Lists will give you a glimpse of the egos, conflicts and eccentric personalities in the movie industry as the authors struggle to answer the age old question, “What Were They Thinking?”



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