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Fortnite Season 6 Guide: 4 Books In 1: Essential Fortnite Beginner’s Tips And Secrets To Jumping Into The Game And Never Losing a Battle (Fortnite For Kids)

by Pro Gamer Guide

Learn all you can about skins, weapons, building, secret pro tips, emotes, looting, and so much more!

 

The complete Fortnite Guide will touch all the details about how to win a Fortnite Victory Royale. Pick up the book, turn to the first chapter, and start learning all you need to know about playing Fortnite and winning a Victory Royale!

 

This 4-part series includes: “Fortnite Battle Royal Guide: Top 300 Tricks to Become a Fortnite Pro”, “Fortnite: Battle Royale for Kids: Top Hidden Secrets that will Help Your Kids Win All the Time”, “Fortnite Unlocked: Battle Royale Tips and Tricks to be the Last One Standing” and “Fortnite For Teen Noobs: Diary of a Teen Noob”.

 

Discover over 300 Tricks to Become a Fortnite Pro

With Fortnite, knowing the ins and outs of the game will keep you alive, give you a well-rounded game, and provide entertainment for your entire day. Yes, the point of playing a game is to win. However, the point is also about having fun as well, isn’t it? With “Fortnite Battle Royal Guide: Top 300 Tricks to Become a Fortnite Pro” you will be able to, not only have an enjoyable gaming experience, but also win the game.

 

Learn how to play and succeed at Fortnite Battle Royale

“Fortnite: Battle Royale for Kids: Top Hidden Secrets that will Help Your Kids Win All the Time” will provide you with a better understanding of how to play the game effectively. There are strategies from all the best players and also includes tips and tricks which the pros have been using to win their Victory Royales. However, some of the weapons are not very efficient. Therefore, this guide includes enough information to help you know which weapon is going to be the best for you.

 

Unlock Fortnite Tips and Tricks to be the Last One Standing

If you are ready to play Fortnite, want to knock out some opponents (an experience that is not only comical but also entertaining), then “Fortnite: Battle Royale for Kids: Top Hidden Secrets that will Help Your Kids Win All the Time” is the book for you. Make sure you read books 1 and 2 before you move on to book 3 because each book is designed to help you in a unique way.

 

Fortnite For Teen Noobs: Diary of a Teen Noob

“Fortnite For Teen Noobs: Diary of a Teen Noob” compiles the useful information that any teen would need to play Fortnite effectively, and have fun while doing so. Check out each chapter and learn all you can about skins, weapons, building, secret pro tips, emotes, looting, and so much more. You will not be disappointed in this book.

 

Order and take control of your game right away!



ANCHORS ARE FOR WANKERS: Poetic Stuff About Dynamic Positioning (Dp) With Related Sea Stories Pithy Verse Poemedy, Epigrams, Rhyme Maps And Some Prose

by Doug Phillips

Dynamic Positioning AKA â??DP’

Position and Thrusters
That’s what DP’s aboutShip’s desired position goes in
Thrust commands come out

Generators and thrusters
Is also what it’s all about
The generators put the power in
And the thrusters put it out.

NASA’s moto says, â??Failure is not an option’
But in DP failure is always a possibility
But not to allow for failure, is not
So DP invariably
Involves redundancy.

We don’t use anchors in any way
They’re just so passé
Compared to Dynamic Positioning
Moorings are totally boring
After many years of searching
It came to me the mantra
â??Anchors are for Wankers’

So come on a journey with me
About this technology.
It’s many different engineering disciplines
Some of the personalities
And plenty of â??sea stories’.
There should be plenty here for amusement
For those with or without out a technical bent.



HINDSIGHT OF A BABY BOOMER: The Comical Interludes of an Awkward Adolescent

by YVONNE B. PERSSON

Raging hormones and floundering development take center stage in this off-the-wall satire of a baby boomer who reminisces about her insecurity and vanity in the emerging 1960’s. We are reminded of our own historical self-image and identity struggle as we accompany the main character in her attempts to hasten her physical development and paradoxically control her surging hormones. Her psychological tribulations give rise to an unwitting, comical caricature in countless misadventures, to include her attempts of acceptance by her impenetrable high school and college caste systems, and the turbulent, humorous mishaps of her dating career.

Margaret’s teenage turmoil starts to dissipate when her college career teaches her numerous concepts, to include the all-knowing, omniscient variety. Yet her most important lesson is paradoxically learned in a bar. There she learns that appearances are deceptive, a lesson which is reconfirmed in her awkward dating experiences and interactions with her two best friends whose young lives unexpectedly emerge into the opposite of Margaret’s expectations.

As she continues to discover her identity in both comical and melancholy interludes, she finds that her self-doubts fluctuate and re-emerge to “float like dew on the leaves of a birch tree on a cool spring morning until the warmth of the sun and the moment cause the mist to vanish, until the next morning when the cycle repeats again.”



The Elephant On Fire

by Jake Caldera

The hilarious dystopian parody you’ve been waiting forâ?¦
Corruption, brutality and death have never been so much fun!

Ember Gold, the egocentric star of a series of teen dystopian rebellion movies, is suffering from a PR disaster of her own making and decides to escape by following a hunky stranger on vacation to a third-world country. There, in an attempt to restore her â??good girl’ image, she musters up all her acting ability and gives a resounding speech to the island’s poor and oppressed people, telling them that she “totally understands their struggle” and that “if they’ve seen her movies, they know she fights for justice”.

But when her words actually spark a revolution, Ember is caught in the middle, unable to return to her luxurious Hollywood lifestyle and completely indifferent to the plight of the people around her who are suddenly looking to her as their leader.

Now, with the future of a nation resting on her shoulders, the whole world is watching and asking the same question: can this ignorant actress step up and become the heroine she portrays on screen?

The answer?

No.



The Attic Piranhas

by Marlin Williams

What could be worse than bats in the belfry? How about piranhas in the attic, those little things that eat at you.
Max Fagan is trapped in the self-defeating algorithmic processes of his daily life, influenced by his mental bully, Charley Axon and the negative thoughts and emotions swimming around in his mind called the attic piranhas.
When Max uses a top-secret relic left over from World War Two to achieve his desires, he gets what he wantsâ??money and prestige inside the corporate world of the Elegant Watch Company, but it comes at the expense of everyone else. He quickly discovers a diabolical plot devised to cause the company, and the citizens of the city, to plummet into financial ruin. To foil the mastermind of the plan, Max coerces his best friend to take part in his unorthodox problem solving methods. As they attempt to reverse the resulting chaos, matters only get worse. Together, the unlikely pair of heroes attracts some bizarre characters who may be more than meets the eye. Max finally realizes the power to change things was within him all the time, and the resolution comes after the final showdown with Charley Axon.
If a fantasy/action novel had a funny bone, it would be The Attic Piranhas. It’s a tale filled with nonstop adventure, humor, friendship, and love, shaken not stirred.



Your Titties Stank: My Boyfriend Was Licking Dick With Shawna

by Dr. Fu LoveShit

This is a cringe-worthy satirical collection of lyrics as Dr. Fu would call modern day rap music. With iconic phrases such as “Jeffrey Dahmer lookin’ face” and “Cauliflower out my belly hole”. You’ll be in for major cringes and awkward giggles.



How to Play Blackjack: Best Beginner’s Guide to Learning the Basics of the Blackjack Game! Rules, Odds, Winner Strategies and a Whole Lot More…

by Kevin Gerard

2018 Edition (New, Updated and Better than Ever!)

Who Else Wants to Play Blackjack Like the Pros at a Vegas Casino?

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Blackjack is one of the most popular card games in the world. It’s also one of the most competitive and complicated casino games of them all, and without proper guidance you run the risk of walking away with your wallet emptied and your heart half broken. I’m here to make sure that doesn’t happen.

Ready to win more games than you lose and play with the confidence of a pro? Then you’ve come to the right place.

Hi, I’m Kevin, an expert casino player with years of experience and hundreds of thousands in blackjack earnings to back that up.

But that wasn’t always me.

I started out exactly where you are right now…

I was curious about how the game works and willing to stump up the cash to give it a go. Sadly for me, I had no idea how to win a hand, and it wasn’t long before my bank account was groaning.

I couldn’t find a good resource that was actually able to help me and I couldn’t work out what it was that I was missing – so I had no choice but to learn through experience. I built my own strategies through countless hours of play and more lost dollar bills than I care to mention.

That’s why I’ve written this book – because I understand this game better than anyone else I know, and I want to share that knowledge with you, so that you can play this casino favorite with confidence, and make a little profit in the process.

Give me ONE DAY of your time and I’ll help you win TEN times more Blackjack hands

And I’ll do it for the cost of a decent deck of cards. Even if you’ve never played a single hand of Blackjack, I can show you how to start strong and keep right on winning. I can help you win more hands and bigger pots and walk out of the casino with a smile on your face, every single time.

Winning at Blackjack is possible, even if you’re a complete beginner

I’ll show you how the game works, what you need to do to get ahead and how you can win big every single hand. Within this guide, you’ll find:

  • Simple strategies to get you started and help you win more games
  • The mental attitude that will turn you from a loser into a winner
  • How to judge the dealer’s hand – and how to play the odds
  • The hands that are most commonly misplayed – and how to avoid misplaying them.

If you play Blackjack without buying this book, you stand to lose THOUSANDS of $$$

Blackjack is a high stakes game. If you don’t understand the intricacies of the game or know how to play your hand properly, you could lose hundreds or even thousands of dollars every time you play. There’s no need for that kind of pain. I want to help you keep your wallet bulging – and I can.

Don’t just take my word for it…

I’ve been helping beginners beat the house for years. Here’s what just some of them had to say about this guide:

“This ebook is on my top 10 list of ebook purchases.”

“What I love about this ebook is that it is as detailed as it can get.”

“Downloaded to my kindle and used it at the cruise ship casino. EASY to understand. Great tips/cheatsheet.”

100% Ironclad Money-Back Guarantee

If you finish this guide and you don’t win a single extra hand of Blackjack at your next session, simply click one button within 7 days of the purchase and Amazon will return 100% of your money back. That’s how confident I am that this guide really can help you beat the odds and win the game.

No risk, nothing to lose!

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BEST COLLECTION OF SCHOOL MEMES : ULTIMATE SCHOOL MEMES: BACK TO SCHOOL DAYS

by memes professionals

This book is meant to be read for FREE with Kindle Unlimited!
In this book, I’ve collected over 800+ funny school memes which makes you remember your lovely days at school.
I hope you enjoy a lot.



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