Free humour Kindle books for 19 Oct 18

Now That I’m Mature

by Sylvia Morice

Sylvia Morice is known for poking fun at herself and not being afraid to admit to and share with others her many human foibles and frailties. In this lighthearted collection of humorous essays the author covers such topics as her love/hate relationship with jigsaw puzzles, her phobias of mice and dentists and her joy at finally taking the plunge and losing her snorkeling virginity in Hawaii.
Other diverse topics include taking flight in a hot-air balloon, searching for a misplaced piece of precious jewelry and playing a ukulele on stage aboard a cruise ship.
The author regularly entertained readers via her popular blog “Shots From The Heart”, and the essays in this collection include some of her readers’ favorite posts.
Discover what the author’s fans already know – this writer finds humor in everyday situations and shares her unique perspective on the world in a lighthearted “I can’t believe I just did that!” tone that readers everywhere will enjoy.



1,000 Random Facts Everyone Should Know: A collection of random facts useful for the bar trivia night, get-together or as conversation starter.

by Tyler Backhause

Have you ever had that moment when you are in the middle of a conversation and suddenly the room becomes quiet and nobody knows how to move the discussion forward? Of course you do. Haven’t we all? It’s for this reason that I decided to write this book.

What better way to break that silence than to throw out some of these facts:

Wolves have a serious appetite! They can eat up to twenty pounds of meat in one sitting!

The first high heeled shoes were worn by Egyptian butchers to help them walk above the bloodied bodies of animal carcasses.

The vintage date on a bottle of wine indicates the year the grapes were harvested, not the year of bottling

Your mouth produces about one liter of saliva each day.

Greece has more archaeological museums than any other country in the world.

Whatever your motivation may be, there’s a really good chance you’ll find these facts and tidbits useful. So if you’re ready, here are 1,000 random facts that everyone should know !



Sex Trump and Gin: Plus One Hundred Thousand Other Words and Phrases Chosen Mostly at Random

by Steve Martin

From prophecy, to music, the arts and literature. Uncertainty has been a critical component of creative activity since humankind first displayed the capacity for independent thought.

Using some very super-duper algorithms, that have absolutely nothing to do with Artificial Intelligence, plus a questionable random number generator and a pinch of human creativity, we’ve created a tome of over a hundred thousand words and phrases. Throughout, randomness is the primary creative element.

We’ve structured some things into a sentence and paragraph format for added panaz (is that even a word?) Some things may even make sense. Often crazy, sometimes with meaning and occasionally, hinting at some future events that may yet to come to pass.

Sex Trump and Gin is a massive artistic and prophetic volume, packed with all sorts of interesting text, words and phrases.

Plus, more than 30 word games to keep you occupied for hours, days or even months of your life.

The ideal novelty gift for chaos lovers and wordsmiths everywhere!



SECRETOS Y DESEOS MORBOSOS – Lo que la gente cuenta y tú no te atreverías a contar (Spanish Edition)

by Dr. John Paul Baron-Carter

“Secretos y Deseos Morbosos” te descubrirá los más oscuros secretos, deseos, maldades, perversiones, confesiones y mucho más… de gente anónima. Nos han mandado sus confesiones y las hemos recopilado para ti de forma que sus autores permanezcan perfectamente en el anonimato, pero sabiendo que sus pensamientos, confesiones y secretos podrán ser leídos por miles de personas.

Hemos dividido el libro en varias secciones y capítulos:

LOCURAS, DEPRESIONES, ROBOS, GUARRERÍAS, TERRORES Y MIEDOS, MALDADES, SEXO E INFIDELIDADES.

Cada una de estas secciones contiene muchos de los más oscuros secretos que jamás leerás. Aunque también es posible que hayas hecho algo que creías que nadie más había hecho y te lleves una sorpresa al verte reflejado.

Te aseguramos que te vas a sorprender, pues ni te imaginas hasta dónde es capaz de llegar la gente y lo que son capaces de hacer por cumplir sus sueños, sus deseos o… sus maldades e infidelidades.

AUT�NTICOS SECRETOS QUE TE DEJARÁN CON LA BOCA ABIERTA



The Snack Queens

by David-Matthew Barnes

In this suburban comedy, a group of rival soccer moms take their sideline snacks way too seriously. This satirical short play features roles for 5 women and requires a simple set to produce.



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