Free humour Kindle books for 04 Nov 18

Confessions Of A Klutz (Confessions Series Book 1)

by Abigail Davies

Confession One: I was a klutz.
I thought I’d grow out of it, but evidently I didn’t.
It’s not fun to look like a fumbling toddler when you’re twenty-six.

Confession Two: I had a standing appointment at the local ER.
It wasn’t by choice that I knew all the doctors namesâ??it was necessity.
But that was about to change.

Confession Three: I hated the sun yet I lived in LA where it always shone.
I supposed that was one plus to being sent to New York for the next eight weeks.

That was until I got there.

Arm veins, dimples, and THE sexiest voice known to man were my weakness,
and he had every single one of them.

Confession Four: He was my new boss.
I could control myself though, right?

The city of dreamsâ?¦ a klutz’s worst nightmare.
Eight weeks. A klutz. And a drool worthy boss.
What did you get when you crossed a klutz with a GQ model lookalike?
I was about to find out.



Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 4 Episode 5 (Book 23): Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction … Collection – Skeleton Steve the Noob Years)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 25,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

The Slime Witch

Skeleton Steve can’t believe that after all of this time being lost and far from home, his good friend Sir Zebulon managed to FIND him! But compelled by a deep, personal need to help Devdan the teenage zombie villager return to his old life and family, our hero decides to stay and help the kid finish his quest before returning home.

What’s worse is that the only way to return Devdan to life is to work with the evil and manipulative Worla the witch. Skeleton Steve has no idea whether she’s jerking them around and just using them, or truly intends to help poor Devdan. And when Worla sends Skeleton Steve and Devdan (and Mr. Whiskers!) into a nearby jungle to gather some things involving Devdan’s quest–which includes dealing with another rival witch–will things turn out okay or will their journey suffer a slimy end?

Love Minecraft adventure??

Read Season 4, Episode 5 of Skeleton Steve, The Noob Years … now!

Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details–it’s in the book!
(Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!)

Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.
Minecraft®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch



Menopause – I’m SO Over It

by Laurie Glass

In this humorous take on the subject, find out why Laurie would rather walk down Main Street wearing her underwear outside her pants than juggle multiple menopause symptoms for one more day. Get a laugh out of her rant attacks, quizzes, songs, poems, and more. You can find something funny even in the midst of the misery often associated with menopause. Use this handy e-book when you want to laugh instead of cry about this challenging stage of life.



Crandall the Cat

by Tommy Cornett

Adult humor about a Tom cat named, Crandall and his sometimes hilarious encounters with pussy cats and life in general. He is the CAT of cats.



Car Boot Tales: The Daft and The Curious

by Paul J Rose

If you’ve ever wondered what goes through the mind of a car boot stall holder, then there are two things you need to do:

1. Read this book
2. Get yourself some new hobbies

If you’re thinking about setting up your very first car boot stall, then this book will be an excellent guide for you. If you’ve done one before, then the characters you’ll meet in here will be all too familiar to you.

Whilst it would be all too easy to present this book as some sort of manual, its primary purposes is to make you wonder why anyone in their right mind would ever choose to sell at a car boot sale. The hours are unsociable, the weather unpredictable and the profits are non existent. But do it right, and they’ll be the most hilarious and fun way to spend a morning.

Paul J Rose took his assorted ‘treasures’ to a selection of car boot sales close to his home. His mission was a simple one – to clear out his house. However, as time went on, something much more interesting happened; the exchanges that took place between buyer and seller became more and more ridiculous.

Eventually, the desire to get rid of stuff took second place to the gathering of stories. People’s attempts at negotiation were frankly laughable, and it became clear that there was a pattern, and if that pattern could be recognised, then every car boot sale would be a joy.

If you’re looking for a guide on how to make the most money at a car boot sale, then you won’t find it here. This is a light hearted look at the people that choose to spend their early mornings in a field, looking to purchase other people’s junk. Well, ‘light hearted’ would be one way to put it; ‘rant on the part of a middle aged malcontent’ might be another.

For the entrepreneur, your guide to making millions awaits you….in some other book. In here, we cling to a simple mantra:

“These people are paying me to clean my house.”

What you do need to know is that every exchange that takes place in this book genuinely happened. The internal monologue of the seller will certainly have been enhanced for comedic purposes, but however unbelievable these stories get, please know that they are all completely true.

So if you’re looking for an easy read that hopes to bring you some laughs, then Car Boot Tales is definitely the book for you.

Enjoy it on the train. Read it on the bus. Fill pointless moments in the toilet. Seriously, how is any of this a big deal? It’s a book – if you don’t know the portable nature of books by now then there’s really very little hope for you.



Wind Slinger: An Elizabeth Shepherd Paranormal Adventure

by JM Guillen

Eldritch horrors from beyond reality. Fae tricksters. Men in black, stalking from the shadows…

Elizabeth Shepherd is a woman running for her life.

It seems that life is more than tabletop games, pizza, and wicked motorcycles. After making an impossible bargain to an inhuman abomination, Liz faces terrifying servitude. She never expected the creature to know that she wielded elemental powers- however it seems that she may have been wrong. Her uncanny powers are exactly what the Gaunt horror was looking for.

It’s possible that running away might have been a mistake.

After mutated movie demons ruin the anime room at a local convention, Liz has had enough. If the eldritch stranger is to take her as a prisoner, he’ll damn well have to catch her first.

Soon, everything spirals far out of her control. As her mystical mentor goes missing, Liz is battling aberrant wolf-arachnids, making deals with murderous fae creatures and leaping off of skyscrapers to escape men in black.

And behind it all, the ramifications of her bargain await. Perhaps she can rescue her mentor, find her father and save her friends from tentacled horrors…

But then again, Liz’s dice hate her. As she catapults herself into the labyrinthine lair of an elder horror it becomes ever more apparent that, once again, she’s about to roll snake eyes.

Wind Slinger is an Urban-fantastical adventure filled with fast-paced action, surprising plot twists, and compelling characters. If you enjoy Anita Blake, Harry Dresden, or Mercy Thompson, then you’ll love JM Guillen’s mind-bending carnival of the strange.

Buy Windslinger to get lost in JM Guillen’s latest reality-warping adventure today!



Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 2 Episode 1 (Book 7): Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction … Collection – Skeleton Steve the Noob Years)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 20,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

Hunting the Golden Apple

Skeleton Steve, Elias the Enderman Ninja, and Slinger the Spider are back for more, heading west from Zombietown in search of a golden apple, hoping that it will revive our hero’s memory like it did for the mysterious enlightened zombie, Zenon. But as they travel to the castle of Elias’s Minecraftian friends, stopping to see new sights on the way, they have no idea that they aren’t alone…

And to make matters worse, when they reach the castle, no one’s home! A dark and intense attack late in the night by the evil and terrifying Doomstreak Clan reminds Skeleton Steve and his friends that something dreadful is creeping in Diamodia, and Skeleton Steve is directly involved! Will our heroes be able to survive the evil Endermen ninja clan? Will Skeleton Steve get his bony hands on that golden apple?

Love Minecraft adventure??

Read Season 2, Episode 1 of Skeleton Steve, The Noob Years … now!

Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details–it’s in the book!
(Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!)

Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.
Minecraft®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch

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Most Creative & Funny Halloween Costumes Ideas for Pets: See more ideas about funny animals

by Blake Hodges

This e-book offer you Best Halloween Costumes Ideas for your dogs and cats.



A Punt On the Thames

by Gerrard Wilson

One of the best things I can recall from my childhood days is first time each summer we saw the punt resting low at its moorings, ready for another busy season transporting day-trippers across the river Thames. One year, however, that trip across the Thames turned into a NIGHTMARE.



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