Free humour Kindle books for 05 Nov 18

Most Creative & Funny Christmas Costumes Ideas For Pets: See more ideas about funny animals

by Blake Hodges

This e-book offer you Best Christmas Costumes Ideas for your dogs and cats.



The Invisible Stand Up Comedian: A Stand Up Soiree (Part 1)

by Zero Will Power

The other day I’m reading an article on how to become a successful stand-up comic. One point made was that you have to speak about yourself and your personal experiences. I don’t have an issue with that as long you can guarantee me that my wife won’t find out. The truth is, I’d love to be a stand-up comedian but I have one little problem, I’m terrified of speaking in public. I’m not talking about speaking at a seminar. I’m talking about speaking anywhere. So you see the problem here. Now I’m thinking if my stuff is any good I’ll probably pull a Milli Vanilli stunt and get someone else to do the stand up with my material. So if you see a new comedian with funny material, it’s probably my shit.

What amazes me about zombies is how they recognize each other and don’t attack each other. I mean there could be one human among a thousand zombies and they will all simultaneously turn their gaze to the one poor soul in gathering. It’s probably because we smell much better. I still don’t understand that if somebody smelt good why would you want to eat them? If I were a zombie and somebody smelled good I rather just have sex with the person.



Systematic Behavior

by Vygintas Varnas

Short Vulgar Humorous Philosophical Story



Displaced Snippets of Bayonne

by Edward Drobinski

The writer shares some recaptured memories; some undoubtedly false; of his earliest years in the charismatic New Jersey small city.



Stai parlando con me? 100 battute da film indimenticabili (Italian Edition)

by Stefano Cipriani

Tra le centinaia di classifiche che ogni anno vengono sfornate dagli Enterteinment Media, quella delle migliori battute cinematografiche è tra le più popolari e, inspiegabilmente, anche tra le più stabili: non sono molti, infatti, i film che assurgono allo status di cult movie, in grado cioè di penetrare talmente nell’immaginario collettivo da modificare anche il linguaggio, i modi di dire, persino in popolazioni e culture disparate e distanti da quella di origine della pellicola. Se i motivi che fanno di una battuta un’espressione quasi proverbiale sono sostanzialmente imperscrutabili, è curioso però notare come l'”affetto” da fan per una determinata scena o un certo dialogo in un film particolarmente amato prevarichi spesso su altri criteri, effettivamente più “scientifici”, che invece dovrebbero essere i presupposti di una buona traduzione. L’ascolto della battuta originale, quindi, riserverà non poche sorprese e capiterà, magari, di scoprire che quello che credevamo essere un aforisma riconosciuto e riconoscibile a qualsiasi latitudine, nel contesto originale “suonava” in maniera completamente diversa e, forse, aveva un significato del tutto opposto. Ã? il caso, ad esempio, di Quarto potere, Casablanca, Star Wars, Terminator, Shining e molti altri capolavori, “massacrati” dal doppiaggio. Grazie a questo ebook, allora, ripercorriamo la classifica delle 100 migliori battute del cinema stilata qualche anno fa dall’American Film Institute ascoltando, in parallelo, la vera voce degli attori più amati che pronunciano quelle frasi memorabili.



Knowing Your PSP: Userâ??s Guide to Sony PlayStation Portable

by Paolo Jose De Luna

In today’s gaming industry, we can see a lot of things shifting and changing as the years go by. There are a lot of new and great games that come out almost every single year. Game consoles such as the PlayStation 4 and Xbox One have updates on a regular basis. This also includes the PC which exhibits its supreme power by playing games that are also found on the PS4 and the Xbox One. In this ever changing world known as the gaming industry, there is still one thing that most gamers crave for – playing those triple A game titles on the go.

The handheld market is no new face in the gaming industry. For most people, they still remember when Nintendo’s Game Boy first came out in 1989. In those times, gaming was still on 8bit graphics. With the ever changing developments in the gaming industry, many improvements have been made. These improvements come in the form of spectacularly realistic graphics and sound, innovative controls and online multiplayer. Almost no one has the luxury to experience these things in the handheld sector of the gaming industry. However, with Nintendo’s first attempt of the handheld sector with the Game Boy and their subsequent success with it, have drawn more competitors to this field in the gaming industry. After the success of the Game Boy, Nintendo moved on to their new handheld device called the DS, which also gained some success. The DS later received an upgraded version called the Nintendo 3DS. Of course, Nintendo was on their way to dominate the handheld sector, until Sony came up with their own device to make a great debut in this sector. This device came in the form of the PlayStation Portable (PSP for short).

The PSP was by far every handheld gamer’s dream device. The PSP’s capabilities rivaled that of the early Game Boy and the DS combined. During that time, the PSP was on a brief competition with Nintendo’s 3DS and both have proven to be tough competitors in the handheld sector.

This book we will teach you how to maximize the use of your PSP to the fullest. It will also provide useful information like proper use, maintenance, and many other things.



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