Free humour Kindle books for 08 Nov 18

Entry-Level Cancer: My First Six Months in the Club That No One Wants to Join

by David Baskett

You cannot call it gallows humor if you survive (however long that may be doesn’t really matter). Cancer is terrifying stuff, but having survived it since 2007, I’ve earned the right to poke fun at this ghastly affliction in this sad/happy/gross/wide-open and honest field guide to all the emotions and medical procedures that you (the patient, loved one, family member) can expect to go through. I take the hit of traversing the great unknown so you can understand what to expect from the comfort of your chair. Good luck in whatever comes your way, I’m cheering for you!
DB



Unmanned: A Drone Story

by Matt Harmsworth

Welcome to Unmanned. This is not a how to be a drone pilot or how to run a drone business book. Although, if you approach it in that way, there are some gems that will help you short-cut some of the mistakes that I’ve made on this journey.

I’ll take you with me from those early days plane spotting with friends and messing around with RC models with my dad, to the disappointment and the realisation I couldn’t fly helicopters. The highs of that first flying lesson years later and then handling a fast jet at low level in the Scottish Mountains, from standing on top of Skye with Michael Bay to sheltering from the rain at Stonehenge with Anthony Hopkins.

As we run through this story, I’ll be using some acronyms and terms you may not be familiar with. Just scoot to the back of the book and you’ll find a glossary and some links out to additional resources.

It’s been a blast. Enjoy the story.

Matt Harmsworth



In the Grotto: Astrid for Mayor

by Eddie McGarrity

“IT’S NOT ALL jam, you know, being a campaign manager in an election”

Elrood is an employee at the North Pole toy factory. When his friend Astrid decided to run for Mayor, Elrood is shocked to find himself working as her campaign manager in this sequel to ‘In the Grotto: Elrood’s Story’.

Along with building a rocket powered sleigh, and designing his own range of toys, Elrood is up to his neck in hilarious political shenanigans.

In the Grotto: Astrid for Mayor
It’s not for kids, but it’s safe to read

Also by the author
In the Grotto: Elrood’s Story
Eizekiel Forth: The Afterlife Detective
The Village King
First Person



Opening Tactics – The Scotch: Volume 2

by Michael Duke

This book contains 50 puzzles from the Scotch game and Scotch gambit – it is not a theoretical manual. I have designed this book to be a useful tactics trainer but also to aid with opening preparation – the idea is that you solve the tactics in your expected opening before a game.



Shadow of the Tomb Raider Game Guide: Walkthroughs, Side Quests and A Lot More!

by Ronald Spencer

This Shadow of the Tomb Raider Game Guide is the book that will take your gaming level to the next level. Using this book you will be able to master playing Shadow of the Tomb Raider in no time!

Prepare to learn everything you need in the Walkthrough section of this Shadow of the Tomb Raider PS4 strategy guide. There you can find the needed info and tips to complete all of the main quests of the game.

In the next portion of the game you can read extensive information about the side quests in Shadow of the Tomb Raider game. After exploring all the mysteries you will be able to complete all these quests easily.

If you want to be the best in this game you’re gonna have to know more about Challenge tombs Luckily we have covered those in this Shadow of the Tomb Raider Game Guide. Not only those but we have also taken the time to make an analysis of the collectibles in Shadow of the Tomb Raider. That along with some special content will be of paramount importance to bringing your gameplay level to Pro status.

So go ahead and start reading this book Today to learn the best Shadow of the Tomb Raider Strategies.



The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman: Life & Opinions of the Gentleman

by Laurence Sterne

Tristram Shandy or, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman purports to be a biography of the eponymous character. Its style is marked by digression, double entendre, and graphic devices. As its title suggests, the book is ostensibly Tristram’s narration of his life story. But it is one of the central jokes of the novel that he cannot explain anything simply, that he must make explanatory diversions to add context and colour to his tale. Most of the action is concerned with domestic upsets or misunderstandings, which find humour in the opposing temperaments of its central characters. Arthur Schopenhauer cited Tristram Shandy as one of the greatest novels ever written.



Twelve Plays for Kids

by Charles Robertson

Plays are a great learning tool for kids, as they are immersed in a playground of words and language, Their imaginations are stretched and expanded. Their self-confidence grows with each performance before a live audience. Creativity, Imagination and the ability to speak well are increasingly looked at as the building blocks for a successful career in so many fields,

These plays were developed in our acting classes for kids at Bottle Tree Productions. Parts have been written for kids from six up to twelve years of age.

This collection of twelve plays includes Bro White, Bubbledom, Guppy Getaway, Kids in the Sandbox, King Hector the Horizontal, Night of the Gnomes, Of Mice and Cats, Rumplestiltskin, Squirrels, The Great Rabbit War, The Viking Conquests and Toys in the Closet.

The plays can be as simple in set design as a bare stage or as elaborate as imagination allows. Costumes, too, can be elaborate or simple. These plays provide good parts for all children involved. Many of the parts are gender neutral. Ranging from a play with parts for five kids up to a play involving 20 kids, there are various options in this collection for different-sized casts.

The first page or two of each script are previewed with casting breakdowns, costume ideas, props and set suggestions. The plays assume no stage lighting. Each play on this blog has been tested before an audience in both theatres and church halls.

These plays do not speak down to kids. These plays speak for kids.

Great for the classroom, church hall, or community organization.

Information about cheap royalties are included in the anthology.



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The Diary of a Nobody (Unabridged)

by George Grossmith

This eBook has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices.
The Diary of a Nobody is an English comic novel that records the daily events in the lives of a London clerk, Charles Pooter, his wife Carrie, his son Lupin, and numerous friends and acquaintances over a period of 15 months.



Tramps, Thieves and IT

by Val Grian

The primary genre of the book is humorous fiction.

Alan was very good at smuggling and being a jerk. George had other talents – he was shy and homeless.

But then Alan had to run for life. A drug lord got enraged. And George started looking much better. All this happened just because a girl threw out an old crappy suitcase.

Some of the story events already took place in real life. The best ones are yet to happen. Who knows, maybe to youâ?¦



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Chess Tactical Review: C30: King’s Gambit Declined

by KatherineJoleneS

This book assumes that the reader knows the basic rules of chess, has played games for entertainment, and likes to review tactics and puzzles. All 1,873 puzzles in this book come from real world games using the C30: King’s Gambit Declined opening. This chess opening begins with the moves 1.e4 e5 2.f4.



Clever Minecraft Traps 5 (Clever Block Game Traps)

by Leonard Treman

So, he’s an expert at sword fighting, he has a diamond sword and diamond armor, his archery skills are flawless and he kills players quickly and efficiently. Yet, he doesn’t stand a chance against you. You have a brain and soon you’ll have 6 trap designs that are, “To die for.”

The Lava Prison
The Hallway Of Escape
A Sand Tree
Soul Sand Hot Tub
The Water Slide
Zombie Apocalypse (Requires Creative Mode)



Date to go – (K)ein Mann zum mitnehmen (XXL-Leseprobe) (German Edition)

by Mira Schwarz

Turbulent – romantisch – humorvoll – was macht Frau, wenn sie dringend ein Date to go braucht?

Als die Architektin Isabelle ihren Chefs und den neuen Investoren vorgaukelt, dass sie einen festen Freund hat, darf sie prompt ihre Ideen auf der Firmenfahrt vorstellen.

Gro�artig! Einsame Blockhütten mitten im Wald, nur das komplette Büro, die Investoren, ihr nicht existierender Freund und sie selbst.

Mit ihrer besten Freundin Lena schmiedet Isabelle einen Plan. Wofür gibt es schlie�lich Escort-Agenturen? Vorzeigbar müsste er sein, gut reden können und auch einigerma�en aussehen.

Als sie den geheimnisvollen Daniel in der Firma vorstellt, ist sie nicht die Einzige, die von ihm begeistert ist. Auch die Investoren wollen ihn auf jeden Fall wiedersehen – am besten schon am besagten Wochenende. Isabelle hat nur eine Chance … sie muss Daniel ausfindig machen und ihn überzeugen, dass er mit ihr die Firmenfahrt verbringt â?¦ als ihr fester Freund.

Bei dem Plan kann doch nichts mehr schiefgehen. Oder etwa doch?

“Date to go – (K)ein Mann zum mitnehmen” ist der erste Teil der humorvoll-romantischen Starke Gefühle – Reihe. Die Romane sind alle in sich abgeschlossen und somit auch einzeln lesbar.

Alle erschienenen Teile von Starke Gefühle:

Date to go – (K)ein Mann zum mitnehmen
Showtime für die Liebe
Liebe nach Rezept – Insulaner küssen besser



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