Free humour Kindle books for 19 Nov 18

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 â?? The All Seeing Head of Truth â?? Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2018

FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!

Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 2000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review!
Memes n memes n memes n memes n memesâ?¦all day every day memes



Dr Sheep and the Aardvark: A Comic Strip Collection

by James Spence

Pull up a chair and I’ll tell you a story
Of memories, friendship, honour and glory,
It’s set in a town (that’s not hard to believe)
But once you arrive you will not want to leave

Twilight Valley’s the town, but a town full of sheep
Where the living is easy and wool’s pretty cheap
The people are sensible. No one talks drivel
The laws are obeyed and everyone’s civil

In Twilight Valley, you may meet a physician
One you can count on, like a mathematician
His life very structured, his thoughts very deep
He’s known, in the town, by the name Dr Sheep

But everything changes and our story’s the same
A stranger arrives without even a name
And Dr Sheep’s life will be turned upside down
So hold on to your fleece, there’s a new guy in town…

Dr Sheep and the Aardvark is a comic strip collection with over 200 hilarious and clever strips. The strips also form a complete story telling the tale of an Aardvark who arrives in a town full of sheep with no knowledge of who he is or how he got there.

The strips are ingenious, bizarre and cute, but above all, very very funny. Prepare to laugh, cry and fall in love with a medical sheep and a very unusual aardvark.



Eyelidiad

by Rhys Hughes

A novella concerning the adventures of the highwayman Robin Darktree as he searches for gold he buried when he was younger. Having forgotten the location of the trove, he carries a living portrait of his younger self on his back who does know where it is, but who seeks to double cross his partner!



100 Questions & Trivia on British and Irish Music: 1960 – 2000 (100 Quiz Questions Book 2)

by Eunan Marley

From the Stones to Blur, and from the Beatles to the Cure, you can test and possibly expand your musical horizon with 100 quick questions plus trivia on the some of the major bands and solo artists from across four decades.



Breaking News

by Michael McGuckin

An irreverent, satirical look at politics,celebrities,sport and headline news
with comical memes.



Sé feliz plantando pinos: O cómo ir bien al baño mejorará tu vida (Spanish Edition)

by Alba Montefrío

Todo el mundo hace caca, pero no todo el mundo la hace bien. Muchas personas tienen problemas con algo tan natural y necesario como es ir al baño.

Este libro es un manual que recopila consejos, trucos, ejercicios y posturas para las personas a las que les cuesta hacer de vientre. Encontrarás soluciones para tu día a día, para cuando estás en el trabajo, en casa ajena, en lugares públicos o de viaje. Y todo ello desde un punto de vista cercano y natural, sin caer en la escatología y con un punto de humor.

La premisa básica es que todos tenemos la capacidad innata de evacuar de forma sencilla y que, además, una correcta relación con tus intestinos contribuirá a tu bienestar general y a tu felicidad.

El estreñimiento afecta a 2 de cada 10 personas y muchas de ellas podrían mejorarlo o solucionarlo con sencillas pautas al alcance de cualquiera. Es más, este no es un libro teórico y científico, sino un libro práctico y ameno lleno de consejos de la propia autora, que tiene una óptima relación con el inodoro y un día se decidió a escribir las cosas que ella le funcionan cuando descubrió horrorizada que una amiga llevaba 7 días sin ir al baño.

Si buscas una guía escrita por un profesional de la salud, llena de explicaciones teóricas y terminología médica, este libro no es para ti. Pero si lo que quieres es saber, de forma entretenida, qué es exactamente la caca y qué información puede darte sobre tu estado de salud, cómo funciona tu aparato digestivo y, sobre todo, cómo puedes mejorar la calidad y frecuencia de tus deposiciones, estás de suerte. Además, encontrarás ilustraciones, anécdotas y un montón de datos curiosos.

¿No es verdad que cuando alguien tiene mala cara se dice que parece que está estreñido? Y es normal, porque acumular las heces en tu interior no es agradable. Sin embargo, “plantar pinos” (como se dice coloquialmente en España) puede ser una gran satisfacción, ¡descúbrelo y sé (más) feliz!



Ramblings of a Charismatic Nobody

by E.A. Cain

Four thousand words worth a stream of consciousness. Raw and unfiltered like you’re drunk uncle telling you how horny your aunt gets after one too many glasses of wine and he gets to cruise down the Hershey highway.

Such topics included in this ranting fest are being a f***ing failure at writing short fiction, being a f***ing failure at blogging, how huge of a waste of time writing film reviews have been, questioning why I ever wanted to fit in with dull bastards such as online horror fans who hate Rob Zombie films and yet praise a hack like Lucio Fulci, how god awful and boring reading can be as an adult and much much more.



MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2017 â?? Try Not To Laugh! â?? Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2017, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2017

FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!

Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 3000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review!
memes n memes n memes n memes….



The Write Track: A Screenwriter’s Goal Planning Guide from Brainstorming to Submissions

by Samantha Wilson

THE WRITE TRACK is a workbook for ambitious screenwriters, like you, to streamline your creative process, bring your script to life, and build a network to get your writing seen. Do you ever feel too busy to write? Overwhelmed by what you want to accomplish? Afraid of writing an awful script? Hesitant when it comes to networking? Uncertain of what to do with your completed work? This workbook is designed to take panic and procrastination out of your workflow by outlining strategies to meet your screenwriting goals. No more stressing over your next idea, a busy schedule, or how to follow through. THE WRITE TRACK is filled with tools to map out your script, tricks to write consistently, tips to acquire and incorporate notes, and advice to create and maintain industry contacts. This is NOT a how-to-write book. It definitely IS strategies to make your goals happen, questions that will transform the way you think about your year, and advice on how to effectively use your time. Get ready for a step-by-step approach to feeling organized, confident, and clearheaded in your screenwriting career.



Fortnite: Battle Royale – The Ultimate Book of Memes

by Supreme Memes

Fortnite
The Ultimate Book of Memes

The BEST Collection of Fortnite Memes anywhere in the Universe!

This book is bursting with over 100 of the funniest Fortnite memes that will keep fans of the game in hysterics for hours!

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Please note that the paperback version can only be produced in black and white for now.



In Search of Swingers: A Kiwi’s Bizarre Golf Odyssey Across The USA

by Justin Brown

What happens when a man who sucks at golf takes on the U.S at their own game? He bends the rules.

Bestselling author Justin Brown (‘One Man, 23 Beers and a Crazy Bet’ and ‘Bowling Through India’) has the crazy idea of touring the U.S and playing golf with whoever is on the front page of the newspaper in every town he visits. Amazingly, he’s not arrested. With charm and wit, Justin blags his way into meeting clowns, Stevie Wonder impersonators, crocodile wranglers and drunken beauty queens. His journey is full of mayhem, self-discovery and as it turns out, very little golf. You’ll laugh and cringe at the situations this New Zealander gets into in a book that will restore your faith in mad journeys and the kindness of strangers.

(Print edition first published by Random House as Teed Off in the USA.)



Great Quotes About Screenwriting: Tips, Tricks, and Inspiration for Each Day of the Year

by Stuart Heimdal

Directed at screenwriters (but valuable to all writers) this book offers quotes from some of the best screenwriters, authors, and entertainers of our age. Advice, tips, strategy, and mastery of the craft are quoted in this book. One quote for each day of the year, followed by commentary and advice. This book is a treasure trove of information about the craft of writing and the business of screenwriting.



Chess Tactical Review: Internet Kibitzing with Notation

by KatherineJoleneS

This book assumes that the reader knows the basic rules of chess, has played games for entertainment, and likes to review tactics and puzzles. All 1,613 puzzles in this book come from real games the author watched via the internet (aka Internet Kibitzing) between January 2015 and July 2015. All types of games were watched during this period including slow, blitz, amateur, and real world by today’s best players. The following notation and Tactical Analysis is useful for reading and improvement. The fundamental method for improving in chess is to analyze games and understand where differing moves would have been better than the moves played



Lie of the Tiger (Windy Mountain Book 2)

by John Martin

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WERE IN THEIR VERY OLD SHOES?
Would you lie to “prove” the Tasmanian Tiger exists? Two old men have no qualms as they sink to secret doggy business in this funny mystery.
The new Irish manager of the Tasmanian Tiger museum has something to hide about his past, but it turns out the owners have an even bigger secret.
In fact, with a quirky character lurking around every corner, it seems everyone has something to hide.
Author John Martin is the mysteriously funny bloke from Down Under.

PRAISE FROM READERS

I REALLY enjoyed this crazy story about a couple of old coots that set out to solve a mystery and end up with more than one mystery on their plate. Lots of twists, turns, and humor spiced with bits of fun suspense thrown in to make this a very enjoyable read.

THIS NOVEL has laugh-out-loud-until-you-can’t-help-but-feel-good humor. John Martin’s forte is his funny, quirky characters and there is one around every corner of Windy Mountain.

A FUN READ THAT kept me entertained through the entire book. The characters were off the cuff and a little out of the box. The interesting phrases that the men used in the book left me in stitches at times.

THE WRITING has a nice turn of phrase: “The waitress had blonde hair colouring that probably came from a bottle. She had a husky voice, which sounded like the result of smoking too many cigarettes and eating too much gravel.” and “Since Gordo was the one with two good arms but a suspect brain, he drove where he was told” which really adds to the humour.

IT’S THE story of two funny old men and an Irishman trying to save a filthy and failing Tasmanian Tiger museum that is slated for destruction. Their schemes to save it are hilarious and their developing friendships are touching.

READ IT, laugh and then, like me, wait for the next instalment! I do hope that Mr Martin can write quickly.

IN A ROMP OF mistaken identities, hidden agendas, lost loves, and a group of wacky townsfolk, Paddy, Wish-Wash, and Oodles give their lives new meaning. This is thoroughly enjoyable read.

THE BOOK WAS a completely enjoyable read. Wish the author writes many more such fun-filled adventures.

JOHN MARTIN has a good grip on characters and their development, particularly the quirks. His writing rhythm is smooth and consistent. I laughed out loud enough that it makes me want to continue following his work.

THIS IS A very cute story set in Tasmania. The characters are quirky, funny and endearing. I had a good time reading it.

THIS IS THE SECOND NOVEL IN THE WINDY MOUNTAIN TASMANIAN TIGER SERIES

1. Who Knew Tasmanian Tigers Eat Apples!
2. Lie of the Tiger
3. Blokes on a Plane
Get them all together: Different Stripes



MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 â?? One Happy Boi â?? Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2018

FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!

Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 2000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review!
Memes n memes n memes n memes n memesâ?¦all day every day memes



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