Free humour Kindle books for 23 Nov 18

St. Anthony’s Fire

by Garry Harper

A clerical error forces Orrin to run for mayor. A journey of self-discovery capped off by a bad batch of moonshine transforms Rabelais into a cult leader. Meanwhile, John wants nothing more than to be left alone, but is caught between the burgeoning movements unwittingly started by his two friends.

Dark, caustic, and wickedly sardonic, St. Anthony’s Fire casts a burning light on the absurdities of 21st century society in the form of The City. If reading it leaves you feeling frustrated and miserable, with a worse outlook on life and the world around you, then it has done its job.



The Wickedest Showman (Paranormal in Manhattan Mystery: A Cozy Mystery Book 14)

by Lotta Smith

A haunted theater, drama queen ghosts, and the rest isâ?¦ Wicked?

FREE on Kindle Unlimited!

Alas, poor Mandy! Decorating the nursery for Baby Rowling is giving her the blues, and only Manhattan’s top interior designer can help, but securing her services could mean putting Rick into the clutches of a notorious homewrecker.

In exchange for hooking Mandy up with the designer, famous actress Karina needs help with some strange happenings at her theater production of Hamlet, and who better to solve the mystery than someone who can talk to the ghost of the Ghost?

Trodding the boards with the Bard, however, could leave Mandy and Rick’s marriage in jeopardy. Fortunately there’s a method to the madness in this 14th installment of the Paranormal in Manhattan Mystery series.

The Wickedest Showman is part of the Paranormal in Manhattan Mystery series. If you like fast-paced mysteries full of quirky characters and unexpected twists, you’re gonna love this book.

Buy The Wickedest Showman and start solving your next mystery today!

Paranormal in Manhattan Mystery Series
Each book in the series is a stand-alone story, but your enjoyment of each story will be increased if you read them all.

*Book 1-Wicked for Hire
*Book 2-W is for Wicked
*Book 3-Wicked Little Secret
*Book 4-Wicked of the Christmas Past
*Book 5-Sweet Wicked of Mine
*Book 6-Wicked and Haunted
*Book 7-Wicked, Manor, and Murder
*Book 8-Wickedly Ever After: Halloween Hijinks
*Book 9-Speak of the Wicked
*Book 10-Wicked as a Christmas Fruitcake
*Book 11-Wicked in Wonderland: Strawberry Ã?clair Murder
*Book 12-Dial W for Wicked
*Book 13-Wicked Egg to Crack
*Book 14-The Wickedest Showman



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Wishes Of The Heart

by Roberta L Greenwald

Wishes of the Heart is a beautiful love story set in the fictional town of Fillmore, Nebraska. Ellen Harper is frustrated with the life she has been thrown into with the loss of her husband Jack. Everyday takes effort to maintain the farm that she never wanted to live on in the first place. Can a new farm hand change things – not only with her farm, but her heart and her destiny.



Holi-Crazed: A collection of funny holiday short stories from Author Elle Marlow

by Elle Marlow

You will laugh, you will cry. You won’t believe anything you’re about to read. If you loved Erma Bombeck, you’ll enjoy Elle Marlow’s stories of her own family holiday mayhem.

This is a holiday short story collection that puts the fun in dysfunctional. There are five short stories for you to enjoy.
Turkey in the Streets
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas tree, how I’ll go to jail for thee
Halloween, Headaches and Hallways
Easter with my pregnant kid
Birthday, Wedding Rings and Hamsters.
Pick your favorite, argue with your friends which one is the funnier, and realize your own family isn’t half as crazy as you think.

These stories are for adults due to some foul language and questionable morals and some pretty shady parenting.



The Hong Kong Trap: The Whistleblower Expose of a Rotten London Bank (Root Of All Evil Book 1)

by Jonathan Veale

It started with one blatant lie

But this lie was broadcast worldwide and picked up by a trader in Hong Kong who made it his business to watch his back. Just as well he did, for within days his life and career were being threatened by the man who had deliberately misled hapless politicians in London.

A whistleblower is born

Step forward Jordan O’Driscoll. When his wife Sophie was knocked off her bike in the City of London few appreciated this minor accident would lead to the potential downfall of a major financial institution. Within hours Jordan knew full well from a whistleblower that the banker who had unwittingly caused his wife to somersault her handlebars could also be a powerful ally in bringing down men who regarded business ethics as a mindless distraction as they made themselves millions in the practice of banking. Whistleblowing invariably brings the house down around your ankles, but in this instance, the young man involved had the wit and contacts to fight his corner.

Hounded by our â??wonderful’ press

Excitable UK journalists sought to expose him as they were fed scurrilous information by a bank director whose past misdeeds, which amounted to corporate crime at the highest level, threatened to end his career. The resultant publicity rebounded on the bank, with devastating consequences.

An eye-opener

If you’ve ever wondered what goes on inside the heads of those who earn millions as the economy they are supposed to serve suffers, this true-to-life novel reveals all. Blind eyes are turned as criminality bedevils the major financial institutions which plod ahead without a care as the state picks up the bill for their misdeeds. Here is a book that in its lightness stabs at the very heart of a murky world. Mattresses could still be the safest place for your money!

< b> A fascinating read reflecting a world that may be closer to the truth than most of us realise!



400 Fortnite Tips and Tricks: The Ultimate Battle Royale Strategy Guide Book for Kids and Teens

by Sebastian Dark

400 tips, tricks, and strategies you need to start dominating today.

Don’t delay your wins anymore. Download now and start winning like you’re supposed to.

**Get the Kindle eBook version for FREE when you buy the Paperback version of this book!**



Fetch: A Novelette

by Mazy Morris

Cynthia is done with men. Fresh out of a disastrous relationship with her boss, she impulsively quits her job and opens up shop as a dog-walker. Dogs make much better company, anyway. What Cynthia doesn’t count on is her very first canine customer coming complete with a very persistent master determined to make Cynthia change her mind about giving up on true love.

This sweet romantic comedy is purely PG. It is a novelette* of approximately 13,000 words which can be read by an adult reader of average speed in about 45 minutes.

NOTE TO US READERS: This story has been automatically (and erroneously) inserted in the “Inspirational Romance” category by the Bots-That-Be, possibly because it’s described as being sweet and PG-rated. There are no Christian references or spiritual themes.

*What is a novelette? A novelette is shorter than a novella and longer than a short story–usually between 8,000 and 17,000 words long. Novelettes, like novellas, are intended to be completely self-contained stand-alone stories–although many authors are pushing the envelope on what qualifies as self-contained, so the term may be evolving. Many authors skip the novelette designation and call prose of this length a long short story. The term novella and novelette are also sometimes used interchangeably. Still confused? So are the rest of us :).



Head Over Heels: A Romantic Comedy Novella (Sanctuary Book 1)

by Evie Snow

A dress store owner who thinks big. A fallen soap opera star who’s out of luck. Second chance love is a spectator sport!

Pin-up clothing store owner Madeline Evans always spends her July 4th on the beach writing down her goals while she keeps an eye out for her fantasy man. Every year, she watches her almost-prom-date-turned-famous-actor jog along the same beach where she writes her resolutions. But she never expected to actually have to talk to himâ?¦

Cal Greyson’s acting career just took a sharp turn for the worse. After losing his bid to star in a blockbuster flick, his steady job at a soap opera is cut short in the most embarrassing way possible. It’s the cherry on the sundae when he falls down during his annual jog through his hometown beach. As the onlookers start recording with their smartphones, he’s rescued by the most surprising person imaginableâ?¦

The former high school classmates hide out in Madeline’s house until the coast is clear. As they revisit the past, a little white lie Madeline spread about Cal in her youth may keep them from fantasizing about their futureâ?¦

Head Over Heels is a standalone romantic comedy set in the Sanctuary series. If you like pulse-pounding chemistry, silly hijinks, and true-to-life characters, then you’ll love Evie Snow’s second chance story.
 
Buy Head Over Heels today and find out if it’s ever too late for love!



The Thirty-Year Nightmare: Oh Yes, She Did (1)

by Suzanne DePascale

Thirty Years! Kimberly Johnson has endured a hell of a marriage, filled with narcissism, lies, deception, control, manipulation and gaslighting in her “thirty-year nightmare” with Gus Johnson. She reaches the boiling point in her life and knows that it is time for a change. With the help of domestic violence shelter director Maggie and a new friendship with savvy divorcee Cathy, she sets out on a hidden, unexplored path to take back control of her life. But not if Gus and his thirty-year-old mistress have anything to do with it. Ultimately, Kimberly may have found her answer when she meets a man named Rick…



Chocolate Finger

by Humberto Whitmore

The story of one man’s childhood addiction to chocolate which caused his finger to actually turn in to chocolate! Being cast aside by society he set upon his dream to make his own chocolate factory.

This is the story of how the Chocolate factory and his empire was made along with some amusing incidents along the way, mainly caused by his sidekick Paulo.



The Fine Art Of Getting Even: A Comical Approach To Revenge

by Richard Krause

This book looks at Revenge, payback, and getting even with a comical approach. it is not meant as a handbook for raising havoc but rather as a lighthearted mental exercise. The author has spent six and a half decants developing and devising the dirty treats that are contained within the pages of this book. It is strongly advised that you do not enact the methods laid out within. As most of them are illegal and all of them are immoral.



The Social Experiment Boxed Set: Books 1-3

by Addison Moore

*From New York Times bestselling author Addison Moore comes a Social Experiment of HILARIOUS and hot proportions ***The SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BOXED SET (3 BOOKS)! A new romantic comedy***

Two strangers, six weeks, the social experiment says the odds are in their favor. Rowen and Sophie say they aren’t.

INCLUDES: The Social Experiment, Bitter Exes and Chemical Attraction.

Rowen Garret is a jackass of the highest order. I knew signing up for some experimental dating experience would not pan out to be a good thing, but after kissing a stranger in the dark for five solid savory minutes only to have the lights come on and expose him for the jerk he is, I have the sudden urge to strangle my new roommate who talked me into this nightmare.

Sophie Meyer is a handful. I should know, I hung out in her living room for so long I became a fixture. But that was when her older brother, Braden, and I actually got along, before he snatched my longtime girlfriend out from underneath me and stopped speaking to me as if I were the one who hijacked his life. And now here I am with his feisty little sister in my arms, her face lit up in horror at the thought of what we’ve just done. I would never kiss Sophie Meyer under normal circumstances, never even entertain the thought. Nope, this was a bad idea through and through. This is one social experiment I never want to think about again. But one thing is for sure. I will never forget that kiss.

From the NEW YORK TIMES and USA TODAY bestselling author, Addison Mooreâ?? Cosmopolitan Magazine calls Addison’s books, “…easy, frothy fun!”



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by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2018

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Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 2000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

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If You Love Me, I’m Yours

by Lizzie Chantree

â??If you love me, I’m yoursâ?¦’

Maud didn’t mind being boring, not really. She had a sensible job, clothes, and love lifeâ?¦ if you counted an overbearing ex who had thanked her, rolled over and was snoring before she even realised he’d begun! She could tolerate not fulfilling her dreams, if her parents would pay her one compliment about the only thing she was passionate about in life: her art.

Dot should have fit in with her flamboyant and slightly eccentric family of talented artists, but somehow, she was an anomaly who couldn’t paint. She tried hard to be part of their world by becoming an art agent extraordinaire, but she dreamed of finding her own voice.

Dot’s brother Nate, a smoulderingly sexy and famous artist, was adored by everyone. His creative talent left them in awe of his ability to capture such passion on canvas. Women worshipped him, and even Dot’s friend Maud flushed and bumped into things when he walked into a room, but a tragic event in his past had left him emotionally and physically scarred, and reluctant to face the world again.

Someone was leaving exquisite little paintings on park benches, with a tag saying, â??If you love me, I’m yours’. The art was so fresh and cutting-edge, that it generated a media frenzy and a scramble to discover where the mystery artist could be hiding. The revelation of who the prodigious artist was interlinked Maud, Dot and Nate’s lives forever, but their worlds came crashing down.

Were bonds of friendship, love and loyalty strong enough to withstand fame, success and scandal?



I Dream of Dream Machine

by Matt Burns

Remember the very first Mortal Kombat with all its controversial finishing moves? Or how about Lethal Enforcers where you shot bank robbers while the screen kept shouting at you to “RELOAD!”? And then there was The Simpsons game where you could play as Marge and swat the evil jewel thief Waylon Smithers with a vacuum cleaner?

Or maybe Skee-Ball was more up your alley…or Whac-a-mole…or feeding Big Bertha? You know, the games that spat out tickets that you could trade in for…um…about one Tootsie Roll, a Jolly Rancher or perhaps a roll of Bubble Tape gum if you were lucky.

Well, if you’d like to relive your super-fun days playing video arcade games in the early-to-mid-’90s, you’ll love I DREAM OF DREAM MACHINE. From the man who brought you his bestselling Kindle single I USED TO BE A GAMER: THE 8-BIT NINTENDO YEARS (now on Amazon), this new eBook is a short, fun memoir jam-packed with video arcade nostalgia.



Marrying Well for Fun & Profit: Persuasion’s Sir Walter Elliot advises the Upwardly Mobile Miss

by Laura Hile

Was there ever a snob like Sir Walter?

He fairly leaps from the pages of Jane Austen’s Persuasion.
With one eye on the looking glass and the other the Baronetage,
Sir Walter is Regency England’s society expert.

Who better to give advice to the modern young woman
wishing to improve her worth through marriage?

Because marrying into wealth and privilegeâ??thus improving the family gene poolâ??is not as easy as it appears.

And so Sir Walter Elliot has consented to share advice with the less fortunate.

That would be us.

Come and sit at the feet of the one who was Born to be Seen.



Chasing the Best Days

by Philip Wyeth

Greg is a divorced dad who spends most of his time out on the golf course. He and his playing partners at Corona Vista Country Club get drunk and gamble every day after work. But Greg’s foreign girlfriend Karlaâ??who happens to be half his ageâ??also demands plenty of attention.

Frustrated with his job and still haunted by the ghosts of his divorce, Greg is desperate for something new. He and his pals Dan and Walt hope the new startup they’re scheming over happy hour pitchers of beer will be their ticket out of the 9-5 rut.

As he fights through crowded Los Angeles freeways and frantically looks for golf deals online, Greg also strives to connect with his sons while fending off the ex-wifeâ??and at the end of the day, just try to make a few putts.

Author Philip Wyeth, whose previous two novels take place in a political dystopia, embraces a new challenge with “Chasing the Best Days.” The story is darkly comical but always searching, and ultimately paints a sympathetic portrait of one modern American man struggling to keep himself together while making ends meet.



Partly Sunny: An Honest and Humorous Look at the First Weeks of Bringing Home a Newborn

by Whitney Bausman

Partly Sunny is an honest, humorous account of the transition to parenthood and the stark differences between expectations and realities. Childbirth hurts and babies are needy, this we know. What we may not know, however, is just how hard, how messy, and how completely unpresentable bringing home a newborn really is in the first weeks. By speaking frankly about topics like ugly thoughts, breastfeeding failures, and “handsy” visitors, Partly Sunny empowers its readers to laugh at the depleting parts of the newborn days so that the beautiful parts can be savored.



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