Free humour Kindle books for 27 Nov 18

Kensington Gore’s Diary: Another Year Closer To Death

by Graeme Parker

Kensington Gore is Hammered Horror’s last great writer/directors he describes himself as an iconic leg end. He’s a fiery flamboyant character that some might find scary and shocking. He’s old school, controversial, a little offensive and so NOT PC!

His diary, Another Year Closer To Death, offers us a privileged glimpse into his life as he struggles to get his last great horror movie off the ground. He fights to come to terms with old age and being dumped on the movie scrapheap. Most importantly of all, his attempts to keep his beloved wife Marge, a former movie siren, in the lavish lifestyle she is accustomed too.

Another Year Closer To Death is at times a touching, gritty, very funny and comedic look into the life of an old dog that refuses to be taught any new tricks and just will not lie down.

With a foreword by LA’s hardest working horror actress, Maria Olsen http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1864017/

Maria said “Kenny’s book, Another Year Closer to Death, will appeal to everybody at some stage of their lives, perhaps while they’re waiting for a hanging jury to decide their fate, and is a stunningly funny romp of a read!”

“Reading Kensington Gore is a bit like standing naked in front of a mirror; it leaves one both amused and frightened.”
Said top horror actor Bill Oberst Jr http://imdb.to/WpwDCK

Kensington’s grandson Wayne said “Kensington Gore’s life is like a sit-com but without the laughter track.”

“WARNING! If you read this book you might very well die laughing!” Kensington Gore.



Daily Yoga For a Happy and Healthy Cat

by Swami Sattvapurrrrrananda

An essential guide for yoga for the world’s most natural yogi, the yogicat. All Asana (postures) and Pranayama (breathing exercises) can be easily mastered by all felines, big and small. This book is a funny and insightful yoga book for felines, but even us humans could gain from her wisdom! Undoubtedly, the best cat yoga guide in print! Shri Swami Sattvapurrrrrananda beautifully demonstrates all the poses and practices blissfully.
Through the Peacock’s Eyes Press www.peacockseyes.com



MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 â?? Perfect Male Form â?? Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2018

FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!

Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 2000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review!
Memes n memes n memes n memes n memesâ?¦all day every day memes



Diary of Zane the Zombie (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

by Steve the Noob

This Unofficial Minecraft Book Is Over 4,000 Words and Has 25 Pictures to Accompany the Story

Read this Minecraft book FREE as part of your Amazon Prime or Kindle Unlimited membership

Check out the diary of Zane. He is a zombie that doesn’t quite fit in with all the other zombies. Along the way, he finds some new friends and learns the value of friendship. Pick up your copy and start reading this Minecraft diary today.

This book was recently removed from the listings, but now it is back.

Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.
Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2015 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft



Through The Ringer (Mitch Robertson Mysteries)

by William C. Martell

Mitch Robertson was a Hollywood screenwriter with a problem…

“When his cell phone rang, Mitch Robertson was in Penny’s Coffee Shop in Toluca Lake trying to figure out what to do with the chopped up body parts. Gone were the days when you could just scatter the severed limbs and torso all over the city, now with DNA the body would be reassembled almost immediately. And after 9-11 you couldn’t just get the neighbor kid to do a “penmanship exercise” making address labels, get some other kid to lick the stamps, box up the parts and drop them in a bunch of random blue mail boxes all over town to ship them to the far corners of the world – now packages had to be under sixteen ounces or you had to mail them from the post office… where they asked you all kinds of questions about the contents. You take your, what, about 190 pound man… that means you’d need to cut him into at least 200 pieces to keep it under the weight limits, and not only would that require a lot of work and weighing, think of all of the stamps and labels! Just too much trouble. If Mitch couldn’t figure out how to dispose of the body parts he would be in big trouble. And that damned cell phone continued ringing.”

Introducing Mitch Robertson in this novelette…



A Galtmas Carol

by James Davis

It’s Christmas Eve, and kindhearted Ebenezer Scrooge is once again enabling society’s parasitic class by redistributing his wealth and good cheer to those who did nothing to earn it. It’s up to a neckbearded nephew and a procession of ghostly captains of industry to show the misguided old philanthropist the error of his ways. J.L. Davis is proud to present the 324,284,755th adaptation of this Charles Dickens classic.

“I…get [all] of your jokes and references. I did…find this funny, and you are…a good writer.” – My Cousin from Tampa

“NOTE: UPDATE THIS WHEN THE GLOWING REVIEW IS PUBLISHED!” – The New York Times

“A+++++ Fast shipping would buy again!” – Ebay Guy Who Bought My Gently Used Ghostbusters Blu-ray

“Thank you, J.L. Davis. When the time of my resurrection has arrived, you will be among the last of the slaughtered. Your termination shall be merciful and painless.” – The Vengeful Ghost of Ayn Rand



Flick y Joe (Spanish Edition)

by Kelsi Starkey

Flick y Joe pensaban que sólo iba a ser un día normal hasta que sucedió lo extraordinario. Ellos pronto se embarcan en una aventura que sólo habían imaginado con mucha curiosidad.

Este libro es un regalo perfecto para niños de todas edades.



Frenetic Wanderings: The Horrors Of Breeding Giant Hamsters: A Retro Collection Of One Panel Cartoons

by Jeff Swenson

Panel cartoons from the past all in one place from the Frenetic Wanderings series. Stupid situations and observations, animal horrors and people blunders–drawn for your reading pleasure…or disgust, whatever the reaction may be. A bonus holiday selection of cartoons is included



Best Funny Jokes: Best Funny Jokes for Adults (Funny Jokes, Stories & Riddles Book 4)

by Joe King

Best Jokes: Best Funny Jokes for Adults


Warning! Laughter and delight at ridiculous situations awaits you in this book. Turn the pages with caution.

Are you ready to engulf yourself in some silly jokes that will make you smile? Do you want to read some off the wall jokes that are just adult enough that you may come just shy of sharing them at the water cooler at the office on Monday morning? Well you have come to the right place. This collection of jokes will give you a chuckle or two with how strange they are, and their funny and entertaining tones. However, they are adult enough that you do not have to share your guilty pleasure with children, giving you something all to yourself.

Jokes are often regarded as cheesy or sometimes for children, but not today. These jokes are for adults only. However, you do not have to devote hours on end to get a little bit of entertainment. Read them before bed, on break at work, in the bathroom. Pretty much anywhere you will have a few minutes to yourself.

Please, enjoy!

**This book may contain material that can be considered lewd or offensive**



Taking Mickey

by FB Tuesday

Three easy-going friends at their wits’ and financial ends, stumble upon a secret; Jack Giger, a born-again film star is actually a party-animal with a secret love-child called Mickey â?¦ who lives right down the road from them.

Desperate to get out of debt, they kidnap Mickey and demand millions or they’ll expose Giger. But his management company seizes the opportunity and expose the kidnapping to exploit the press reaction and prove to their falling client list they can manage any PR fallout.

Now, the most hedonistic and easy-going kidnappers ever find themselves in the center of a news sensation and are forced to grow up if they’re going to care for a child while the rest of the world loses their minds around the hype of a baby being kidnapped…



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