Free humour Kindle books for 28 Nov 18

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 â?? One Cool Cat â?? Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2018

FREE BONUS BOOKS INSIDE!

Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 2000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review!
Memes n memes n memes n memes n memesâ?¦all day every day memes



How Do You Tell What News Is Fake and What News Is Genuine?: A Book of Revelations

by Steffy Sota

I am a ghost writer.

In life, I won numerous awards including the prestigious Peabody Award twice and several Emmy Awards–as well as the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1981. I received the News World International Lifetime Achievement Award in 2003 and the 2004 Harry S. Truman Good Neighbor Award from the Truman Foundation.

I pioneered and then mastered the role of television news anchorman with such plain-spoken grace that I was called the most trusted man in America.

I became something of a national institution with an unflappable delivery, a distinctively avuncular voice, and a daily benediction:

“And that’s the way it is.”

I was “Uncle Walter” to many: respected, liked, and listened to. With my trimmed mustache and calm manner, I even bore a resemblance to another trusted American fixture, another Walter â?? Walt Disney.

As anchorman and reporter, I described wars, natural disasters, nuclear explosions, social upheavals, and space flights from Alan Shepard’s 15-minute ride to lunar landings. On July 20, 1969, when the Eagle touched down on the moon, I exclaimed, “Oh, boy!”

On the day President John F. Kennedy was assassinated, I briefly lost my composure in announcing that the President had been pronounced dead at Parkland Memorial Hospital in Dallas. Taking off my black-framed glasses and blinking back tears, I registered the emotions of millions. It was an uncharacteristically personal note from a newsman who was uncomfortable expressing his own opinions.

“I am a news presenter, a news broadcaster, an anchorman, a managing editor â?? not a commentator or analyst,” I said in an interview with The Christian Science Monitor in 1973.

“I feel no compulsion to be a pundit.”

But when I did pronounce judgment, the impact was large.

You can imagine my reaction to “Fake News!”

How ironical that I have written an e-book presenting “fake news” to America and the world!

Open Access Policy

You are free to share, copy, or redistribute the materials in this text in any medium or format. You are free to adapt, reuse, modify, transform, or build upon the materials in this text for any purpose whatsoever.



Diary of Minecraft Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – Season 2 Episode 3 (Book 9) : Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction … Collection – Skeleton Steve the Noob Years)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Over 18,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

All Gold that Glitters…

When the result of Skeleton Steve eating the golden apple wasn’t all that our hero and his friends expected–and eating eight more of them didn’t really help much either–the Minecraftians wonder … what would happen if they made an ENCHANTED golden apple??

It’s a worthy plan, but there’s only one problem–WolfBroJake used up all of the gold from the ocean monument crafting the nine normal golden apples!

So it’s down to the mines for Skeleton Steve and his friends! Gold! Need more gold! Lots of gold! But when another encounter with the Doomstreak Clan ninjas turns dangerous, deep down in the dark depths of the world, will Skeleton Steve’s friends be able to keep him safe? And when Elias announces that he’s returning to the End to gather reinforcements, how will our heroes survive without the powerful Enderman ninja?

Love Minecraft adventure??

Read Season 2, Episode 3 of Skeleton Steve, The Noob Years … now!

Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details–it’s in the book!
(Get free Minecraft goodies, tips, books, maps, skins, seeds, and more!)

Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.
Minecraft®/TM & © 2009-2016 Mojang AB/Notch

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The Ultimate Video Game Quiz: A Challenge for Classic Game Lovers

by J Edward Neill

So you think you know video games?
Or maybe you know someone who claims to be a gaming god?
The Ultimate Video Game Quiz is designed to put any gaming know-it-all to the test.
What if there was a book to test the full breadth of a gamer’s knowledge? What if a room full of video game masters combined their geek experience and squeezed it into 100 pages? And what if a quiz existed to gauge who’s the most knowledgeable video gamer ever?

This is that book.

The Ultimate Video Game Quiz

by Coffee Table Philosophy creator J Edward Neill



QUIZ CONNECTION ROUNDS: The English Pub: Genuine quiz questions and answers

by N K Fuller

GENUINE QUIZ CONNECTION ROUNDS TO HELP YOU RUN A QUIZ NIGHT THAT OUR PUB GOERS ENJOYED! TRIED & TESTED!!

DO YOU WANT AN INSTANT QUIZ NOW! Save yourself time in writing one for a club, pub or charity event! Quiz writers and fanatics should not pass up this book!

Writing a selection of rounds for a quiz can be both frustrating and time consuming.

Looking to write a quiz and want inspiration?

TRY HAVING A CONNECTION ROUND QUIZ! OR INCLUDE A ROUND INTO YOUR OWN QUIZ!

Maybe you have used Connection Rounds in quizzes before, but looking for fresh ideas?

Want to challenge yourself!…Or entertain friends? Or raise money for your local club or charity event?

Then this first book in the series is a great start!

After all, it’s always handy to have another resource, even the best quiz masters love to find a fresh question or angle!

All of these connection rounds have been used in a genuine pub quiz and been a success! Some easier than others, some to tease you!

Set out in the book with the answers at the back, so that if you wanted to test yourself, you have that option!

What others said!

  • “I love writing a normal quiz but get stuck sometimes thinking of connection rounds, so this was really helpful.” R. Dunn
  • “Some cheeky connections in this book but if it makes you smile and people enjoy it, it makes a good quiz!” L.Hampton
  • “Love the fact that these have been tried and tested in a pub in England.” H. Hobson

Ë?Ë?Ë? 250 Questions in total! That can be used on their own to help with compiling your quiz or 50 ready set Connection rounds!

Ë?Ë?Ë? So pens to your papers!…And here is your first question…..What are you going to do today, to make writing a quiz easier? And the 2nd ….Are you up for the challenge?

Ë?Ë?Ë? Ideal as a gift for the avid quiz goer or for those that love to be tested!

BOOK AVAILABLE IN PAPERBACK AND ON KINDLE AT AMAZON OR VISIT:

www.sleepinglionspublishers.com

Real books for real people that give us insight and help where we need it and the feeling that you are not alone.

Scroll up and grab a copy and SAVE YOURSELF TIME, HAVE FUN! AND TEST YOURSELF AND OTHERS!



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