Free humour Kindle books for 29 Nov 18

I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed: Online Dating: Why Didnâ??t He Call Me Back? What Goes Through a Manâ??s Mind on the First Meet? Impressions from a Man Who Had Over 350 First Meetups.

by Bruce Miller

Have you ever wondered what goes through a man’s mind when you first meet?

“Why didn’t he ask me out again? What did he think of me?” “Did I say the wrong thing?”

You will learn what goes through a man’s mind from this book authored by a man spelling out his thoughts about the woman, her appearance, demeanor, her walk, habits, figure, etc. in detail when he meets her for the first time.


“Five Stars, Verified Purchase: “Dating Mysteries Are Finally Revealed.” By Sheila

“I like the outlook on life that this divorced man has. He’s intelligent, smart, and witty, thoughtful, friendly, and helping, forgiving, interesting, and sometimes complicated. He knew within ten minutes after meeting with a new date, if his expectations were even closely met, the motivations of the single woman dating scene, when it was worth a second date, or more, and when it was a lost cause, or a dead end for a future together. I won’t spoil the ending, but suffice it to say, that if you’re a single gap wondering what the fella is thinking on a first date, that this book was a quick, easy read, and extremely easy and important to learning how to date after divorce or loss of a spouse.”

“Women aren’t really from Venus, or men from Mars, and this book proves that many of us are basically the same. We all want someone to be a loving companion, in a committed relationship, with similar goals and desires they hope to fulfill. The degrees of those requirements vary from person to person, and in the end, it doesn’t hurt to have chemistry between two people either.”

“Thanks Bruce Miller for clearing up some of the mysteries of dating. Your forthright dating style, and honest opinions about what to look for, were very illuminating, and easy to understand. It takes all kinds of people to make the world go round, and it sounds like you covered all of the bases in the easiest, least painful way possible. There are even things in this book for all of us old married folks to sit up and take notice of, in order to be better, and more thoughtful, loving, wives and husbands…thanks!”

Scroll up and begin your journey gaining more insight into the male mind!

Funny Side Up: The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book

by Mark White

Never marry a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.

I think I might have scoliosis. How do I know?
Let’s just say, I have a hunch.

I just heard there’s a nudist’s convention next week.
I might go if I’ve got nothing on.

Do you think oranges become juice willingly?
Or are they getting pressured into it?

I have a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

Seriously, what are Roman numerals actually good IV?

I just got a rejection letter from the origami university today.
I’m not sure what to make of it.


This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.


Grab a paperback copy of this book  – it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!

Reveille: A Post-Apocalyptic Thriller (The Blackjack Trilogy Book 2)

by Shelley Singer


In Shelley Singer’s second action-packed post-apocalyptic adventure starring kickass survivor and mercenary Rica Marin, war is at her loved ones’ doorstepâ??and Rica’s elected to unite the western states against the invaders.

It’s 2066, a few decades after the dreaded Poisoning, and Rica’s world is full of bandits, terrorists, godders, and militias. Ever fearless, she’s working as a spy for the Coleman clanâ??arguably the most powerful family and casino in the salvaged city state of Sierraâ??headed up by the irresistibly elegant Jo, whose fierce will to protect her own borders drives her to action before anyone else sees what’s coming.

On assignment, Rica learns the fabled city of Reno, long thought to have been totally destroyed, is a literal smoke screen. Smoke encases the city to disguise what lies beneath: the Rockymountain army, gathering strength within Sierra’s own borders, all under the thumb of an invisible leader known only as “Bane.” And they could attack Sierra at any time.

Torn between her allegiance to her home in Redwood and her work in Sierra, and between an old love and a new love, Rica embarks on a journey to try to unite Rockymountain’s enemiesâ??in a world that doesn’t much trust allegiancesâ??before time runs out.

But Rica’s adventures aren’t all action and gore. While the circumstances of post-apocalyptic chaos and gritty violence means Rica must be hardened, at times ruthless, and always on-guard, she’s also very softâ??loving and above all loyal. More than anyone, she puts family firstâ??even before self-preservation.

Shelley Singer’s futuristic vision of a world that’s both tech-savvy and falling apart, dangerous and still full of warmth is one of the series’ great charms, along with the competent yet caring Rica.

Readers who love .A. G. Riddle, Octavia Butler, and Susan Kiernan-Lewis’ Irish End Games should come ride shotgun in Rica’s floater carâ??fans of women’s adventure fiction and post-apocalyptic thrillers, especially with female protagonists, will adore Rica and the Blackjack Trilogy.

MEMES: Ultimate Memes & Jokes 2018 â?? What Crotch â?? Funniest Memes on the Planet: Funny Memes 2018, Dank Memes, Memes Free, Memes XL, Pikachu Books, Roasts

by Toothy McScrumble

NEW MEMES IN EVERY BOOK! Fresh and hilarious memes from 2018


Download for FREE using Kindle Unlimited
Dank. Fresh. Hilarious.

This book contains over 2000 pages of memes! I’ve gathered here the best memes on the internet for you to easily browse in one place.
Since we love laughing at funny memes and pictures, we decided to create a series of books showcasing hilarious memes we find throughout the day from all over the internet. We’ve even found some memes in that old crusty sock you keep under your bedâ?¦
Book is not appropriate for young kids. May have adult language or adult themes. Reader discretion is advised

HAVE FUN! And let us know what you liked and where we can improve by leaving a review!
Memes n memes n memes n memes n memesâ?¦all day every day memes

Bla Bla Bla

by Icabod Hoodwinkle

Icabod Hoodwinkle was born in a gas cloud on the other side of our galaxy and arrived on this planet in 1947 with the Roswell Greys. Taking on the outward appearance of a two foot high hamster, he quickly realised that the human race in their physical form were, are and always will be a very strange bunch. With that in mind, he set about penning his master piece. â??Bla Bla Bla’ is an exceptional; nay, a monumental desecration of the written word which violates all the literary laws in such a way, it staggers the soulâ?¦
THE perfect gift for that one person in your life who will just not shut up.

Make Me Laugh Rhymes Vol 2: Humorous Kids Poems

by David L. Newman

Make Me Laugh Rhymes are funny poems full of clever concepts, interesting characters, strong rhymes and fun twists that tickle the funny bone of kids at all ages. Volume 2 includes, “Chocolate in my Pocket”, “Belly Button Collection”, and “Speed Demons”. These books have adorable illustrations to keep the pages turning. Enjoy the poems as fun bedtime bed-rhyme readers or anytime you want a laugh! Read them to your kids, or let them read the poems on their own. They will come to love poetry while they laugh.

Excerpt from “Belly Button Collection”
My belly button collects the strangest things
I lift up my shirt and find little strings.
Tiny, fuzzy balls and soft pink lint,
A cheerio fell down my shirt and that’s where it went.

– Download the book for the full content and have a giggle with your littles tonight!

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