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Spanish Phrases for Beginners

by Elliot Carruthers

Learn useful Spanish phrases with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the phrase memorable. Learning new Spanish phrases is fun!



DTLA Hustler: Lose Weight and Make Money as a Postmates Courier

by Charles St. Anthony

In this short read set in the downtown LA (DTLA) Renaissance, Charles St. Anthony delivered hundreds of meals while finding out the most delicious delights in this fusion food hotbed. When moving to Los Angeles, Charles felt hopelessly overweight. After leading a sedentary life, he knew he needed to make changes. Also, needing to make some extra money while doing his day job, Charles decided to kill two birds with one stone by joining Postmates. By delivering by foot and bicycle Charles made his “latte money” (his term for extra cash) while incorporating work as a courier into his fitness journey.
DTLA Hustler takes a close-up view of what it’s like to work for this tech leader and how it can benefit your overall health. The book includes educational chapters answering these burning questions:
1. How much do Postmates couriers really make?
2. What are the fabulous residents of DTLA actually eating?
3. What lifestyle changes did Charles St. Anthony make to lose forty pounds?
4. How does the Postmates system work?
5. What challenges do couriers deal with?
If you are thinking of joining the gig economy or needing to lose a few pounds, DTLA Hustler has advice for everyone while keeping you laughing. Get your hustle on and read DTLA Hustler today.



Cat Trivia: Funny Facts

by Elliot Carruthers

What can be funnier than cats? Cat trivia! That’s what! Funny cartoons and fun trivia explore the cool world of cats. A fun way to learn useful facts! Read it again when you need a big smile!



How To Analyze People: Learn to manage your relationships with the Art Guide of the Psychology of Human Behaviors. Acquire the ability to instantly read … techniques, on sight, in 5 minutes Book 1)

by SMART Productivity

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La letra escarlata: de Nathaniel Hawthorne (Spanish Edition)

by Traducido por A.C. Fritsch MDiv PhD

Esta historia relata lo que sucede a una mujer cuyo amor se logra para luego frustrarse, y el castigo social al que se le somete con el fruto de su amor en brazos; las consecuencias afectan a la pequeña Perla al comienzo de su vida, pero a los siete años logra que su padre declare su participación con la caída moral de su madre, y el fruto de la pasión se reconoce como su hija. Es una historia dramática, agridulce que aborda los temas del odio, las pasiones, la inocencia, la venganza, normas sociales y normas religiosas. También trata de ese tipo de amor que supera la prueba del tiempo, de los castigos sociales, de esa clase de amor deseado y añorado por la mayoría de las mujeres pero que son contadas las que lo logran conseguir. No se sorprendan si se levantan las emociones de los lectores o si alguna lágrima se derrama de sus ojos.



Marching to My Own Drumbeat: Short Stories

by Sydney Marcia Rice

Book Blurb

Marching to My Own Drumbeat is a remarkable and wonderfully-crafted memoir of Sydney Marcia Rice. From magical tales of her childhood, then to being in the Peace Corps and teaching in foreign lands, and to getting strange requests from clients as a renowned plant doctor in New York, Sydney has managed to weave delightful seventeen short stories for all ages.
Filled with stunning illustrations and humor to match each chapter, the readers get a closer look into Sydney’s deliciously intelligent mind.
A heartwarming tale of her life experiences, each short story is unforgettable and showcases one’s resiliency through wit and a bright outlook in life. A gifted storyteller documenting her blissful and raw memories despite Alzheimer’s, Sydney remains a vibrant spirit, and it inevitably shines throughout the book.

About the Author:

Sydney Marcia Rice started writing several years after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s. At 73, she struggled to start, mainly due to the multiple challenges brought by dementia and other physical complications. Nevertheless, Sydney strived to surpass these limits and eventually, the book became her inspiration and anchor. She aims to inspire others in a similar situation and those who cannot find light in their lives.
Sydney holds a Bachelor’s Degree in Social Studies. She also taught English as a foreign language during her time in the Peace Corps and is a famed horticulturist. She has traveled globally and loved diversity and learning about foreign cultures.



The Adventures of Santa Claus: New Collection 2018-2019

by Djefen Columb

The New Year is the most long-awaited holiday, a fabulous time of preparation for the celebration and the prospect of waiting for presents, food, and wonders.

Rich Xmas tree, colorful garlands, loud petards, and fabulous spectacles.

This Christmas tale will answer many questions about Santa Claus, such as:

Where does Santa Claus live?

How does he manage to have a look at each house overnight?

What does he do in the summer?

Why does he go fishing without a fishing rod?

No Christmas tale is complete without Santa Claus. The closest relative of Russian Ded Moroz has always triggered interest in children and adults. Finally, we learned the whole truth about him first hand.

Now we certainly know how to distinguish Santa’s deer from common ones. Also, we comprehend what Santa’s assistants, Christmas gnomes look like, what do they eat for breakfast and why do they braid their beards in queues.

I recommend this book to you because it is instructive, interesting and also easy to read. Suitable for children reading before bedtime.
After reading this book, please write your opinion about the book. I bet you enjoy it.
Thanks for attention.



Birdfeeding 101: Dick E. Bird’s tongue-in-beak guide to suet, seed and squirrelly neighbors

by Richard Mallery

Dick E. Bird’s Birdfeeding 101 is everything you always wanted to know about backyard birdfeeding but were afraid to ask. Without overwhelming the reader with details it covers all the bases and answers the most often asked questions.



Making the News 2018

by Anna Brees

Anna Brees worked as a journalist in regional TV newsrooms for 11 years, here she talks in detail about that experience and why in 2017, she was drawn to teaching others professional broadcast skills, rather than returning to the newsroom.
â??I was offered a full-time job back at the BBC but decided to turn it down, because I believe journalism is about the pursuit of truth. Now we have the technology and the platforms on which to broadcast, my new purpose in life was to mobilise many voices not just front a few.’
â??Having trained to become a psychotherapist, I became far more aware of my ego and agenda. With that introspection, I decided it was wrong to go back into TV news, while I could empower others instead.’
Anna began her training business in September 2017 and has since trained over 500 students. She’s recently transferred this training online – which is available on Udemy and Vimeo.



New Word A Day – Vol 1: New Word A Day – Vocabulary Cartoons

by Elliot Carruthers

Improve your vocabulary with a word a day! Learn new words with funny cartoons and tricky riddles. Phonetic and simple explanations help you use the words in daily conversation. Enjoyable and entertaining!



New Word A Day – Vol 2

by Elliot Carruthers

Improve your vocabulary with a word a day! Learn new words with funny cartoons and tricky riddles. Phonetic and simple explanations help you use the words in daily conversation.

Enjoyable and entertaining!



Toxic Bedlam & Misadventure

by Vinson Chard

More tales from Vinson Chard about his time working in Industry. He continues with accounts about working for another toxic waste company in ‘Special Operations.’

There are stories of a dismembered body, one of his colleagues being arrested as a terrorist in suburbia, exploding eyeballs, a sadistic stripper, a haunted hotel in Hertfordshire and working for Porton Down.

He also works for a small cosmetics company run by an eccentric owner who dresses outlandishly and generates problems with his, ‘off the wall, ‘ product requirements.

All these true stories unfold in Vinson’s inimitable humorous style.



Minecraft Diary of Skeleton Steve the Noob Years – FULL Season Two (2): Unofficial Minecraft Books for Kids, Teens, & Nerds – Adventure Fan Fiction Diary … Mobs Series Diaries – Bundle Box Sets 9)

by Skeleton Steve

Love MINECRAFT? **Almost 100,000 words of kid-friendly fun!**
This high-quality fan fiction fantasy diary book BOX SET is for kids, teens, and nerdy grown-ups who love to read epic stories about their favorite game!

The FULL SEASON TWO Box Set of **The Noob Years** (6 Episodes)
… That’s SIX Minecraft Diary Books in ONE!!!


Season 2 Episode 1

Hunting the Golden Apple

Skeleton Steve, Elias the Enderman Ninja, and Slinger the Spider are back for more, heading west from Zombietown in search of a golden apple, hoping that it will revive our hero’s memory like it did for the mysterious enlightened zombie, Zenon. But as they travel to the castle of Elias’s Minecraftian friends, stopping to see new sights on the way, they have no idea that they aren’t alone…

And to make matters worse, when they reach the castle, no one’s home! A dark and intense attack late in the night by the evil and terrifying Doomstreak Clan reminds Skeleton Steve and his friends that something dreadful is creeping in Diamodia, and Skeleton Steve is directly involved! Will our heroes be able to survive the evil Endermen ninja clan? Will Skeleton Steve get his bony hands on that golden apple?


Season 2 Episode 2

Assault on the Ocean Monument


Season 2 Episode 3

All Gold that Glitters…


Season 2 Episode 4

My Minecraftian Life


Season 2 Episode 5

Introducing the Steve


Season 2 Episode 6

The Doomstreak Clan
The Season TWO Finale!!


Love Minecraft adventure??

Buy this BUNDLE of books and read the “Skeleton Steve the Noob Years” Season Two TODAY!

Join the Skeleton Steve Club! Check out my main website for details–it’s in the book!
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Author’s Note: This is an unofficial Minecraft book. Minecraft is a registered trademark of, and owned by, Mojang AB, and its respective owners, which do not approve, endorse, sponsor, or authorize this book.
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Spanish Reader For Beginners

by Elliot Carruthers

Spanish Reader For Beginners! Cartoon Fun! Learn useful Spanish phrases with funny and entertaining cartoons. Each cartoon makes the phrase memorable. Learning new Spanish phrases is fun!



19 Bits of Slightly Odd

by Severely Odd

A collection of nineteen short pieces of writing with a odd humour to them.
(9000 words total)



DR. R.V. SHRINK Book One: EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE RV LIFESTYLE BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK

by RICHARD MALLERY

BOOK 1 with 124 questions and answers. With tens of thousands of people migrating each year to a life on the road in a Recreational Vehicle there are some basic things they need to realize about this lifestyle. This first in a series of books offers the reader insights into this world of travel. The author has lived the RV Lifestyle for over fifty years, watched the RV industry grow and change, has written many articles for RV media outlets and is a regular columnist for RVtravel.com.It is a fun and informative read.



The Travel Auction: Three Months, Two Strangers, One Journey

by Mark David Green

It should have been their trip of a lifetime. But with only days to go, Jonathan Cork is dumped by his girlfriend. Unable to change the name on the spare ticket and fast running out of time, Jonathan takes desperate measures. He advertises on eBay and social media for a travel companion with the same name as his ex. What follows is a funny, page-turning, roller-coaster ride around South America.

Reviews for The Travel Auction

â??An absolutely excellent book. It’s extremely well written, with well-rounded characters and an original idea for a plot. Highly recommended!’ Goodreads Reader, 5 stars

â??What a wonderful and imaginative book. This was a really enjoyable read, so much I struggled to put it down. Some fantastic characters and storyline that left me wanting more.’ Amazon Reader, 5 stars

â??A travelogue combined with a love story and beautifully written. Very easy writing style with interesting characters and a delightful travelogue theme. Both my wife and I have read this and both thoroughly enjoyed it. No aggression, no gimmicks, just nicely written and very enjoyable. A feel-good book.’ Amazon reader, 5 stars

â??A warm read that will leave you feeling fuzzy inside, not really a fan of chick lit but this is surprisingly good! A warming rom com that would be ideal for a train or flight! Light and warming, perfect holiday read!‘ Amazon reader, 5 stars

â??This isn’t the usual read that I go for but my mum recommended it to me so I thought why not give it a try, and I’m so glad that I did! A truly amazing and inspirational book and definitely one of my best reads so far!‘ Amazon Reader, 5 stars

â??A lovely, uplifting and inspiring book. I love the way the descriptions of what is around them are inserted as dialogue as this is unusual but very successful in putting the pictures in your mind. Romance, jeopardy and excitement. Highly recommended.’ Goodreads reader, 5 stars

â??This has got to be one of the best books I have read. I loved it from the first page. It’s so descriptive and feel like I have done the journey with them. This is my second time reading it and like the first couldn’t put it down.’ Amazon Reader, 5 stars

â??I absolutely loved this book, it was such fun to read and you really felt like you were on the journey with them. I have since bought it for my son who had been travelling as I thought he would enjoy it and have recommended it to all my friends and family. Best book I have read for a long time.’ Amazon Reader, 5 stars

â??This book has been sitting on my Kindle for a while now, I wasn’t sure it was my type of read. How wrong was I, not my normal genre at all, but that is my bad. This book is a beautifully written story, that keeps you reading to the last page. The main characters are very believable, and the descriptions are so good you can imagine being there in your mind’s eye. A very engaging book, and very cleverly written.’ Amazon Reader, 5 stars



Another Fucking Dollar: Essays on Work

by Nicole Danbom

This honest and laugh-out loud funny collection of essays tells the story of one woman’s work-life, which spans four countries and dozens of jobs ranging from chasing bears out of campsites in Yosemite National Park, to serving popcorn in a pot-smoke filled cinema in Canada, to researching digital literacies in a British university. These essays cover workplace topics we’re all familiar with: bat-shit crazy bosses; boring, mundane, “bullshit jobs;” annoying office drama. There are also essays about the stuff we’ve all been through in the process of trying to get a job: online application systems that seem to be rigged or just don’t work; interviews gone terribly awry; being un(der)employed and desperate.

These essays form a memoir of sorts, one that begins with the work ethic learned from a spiritual hippy mother and a fire inspector turned crack-head dad. These pages are full of humor and adventure, yet they also offer some honest insight into the working realities facing modern Americans and especially the “millennial” generation.



Mourning Morning

by Scott Andrews

What if time was broken? Would life continue as normal? Or would everything just stop?

For Norman Coleslaw, a young trainee journalist, a regular bicycle ride propels him into a week like nobody has ever experienced before. A week free from reality, and the constraints of time.

Norman’s search for truth leads him into the path of great danger, and eventually places him nipple-to-face with the most dangerous man Miranisha has ever known, General Alain de Wilderspin.

Mourning Morning, the second novel from Scott Andrews, takes you on a riotous romp through the kind of absurd landscape which can only occur in a post-modern dictatorship.



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by Jason Momoa

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New Word A Day – Vol 5

by Elliot Carruthers

Improve your vocabulary with a word a day! Learn new words with funny cartoons and tricky riddles. Phonetic and simple explanations help you use the words in daily conversation. Enjoyable and entertaining!



Angel in a Fur Coat (Fur Angels Book 1)

by C. L. Enuton

It’s true! Angels are trading their wings and halos for fur coats and bones to be born on earth as dogs but first they must learn what it means to be a dog so they go to school. They learn about various dog breeds and different dog jobs and when they graduate they get their fur coat and are born on earth to find the person they were made for. Explore the wonderful world of dogs through the eyes of one special little angel whose everlasting dream is to be a person’s best friend and the one who bares the special mark of a legend.



Valentines Day Jokes For Kids: Valentines Day Gift For Kids (Valentines day gifts for kids)

by I.P Happy

Knock Knock !!  

 Who’s there?

     Pea’s     

Pea’s who?    

Pea’s will you be my valentine!

Share the gift of laughter this Valentines Day with â?? Valentines Day Jokes For Kids’. The jokes are cute, clean and will keep your kids giggling for hours.

This book makes the perfect valentines day gift for kids, as the giver can write who it’s from or leave a question mark(?) to make the person wonder who their secret admirer is.



Wild Fantasy Online – Part One: A LitRPG Harem Adventure

by Tom Harem

Save the World. Seduce hot women. Crush your enemies.

Tim’s life wasn’t going as well as he thought it would be.

His friends were always busy, and he was fired and blamed for something he didn’t do.
The only bright spot was founding a VR game that promised to be so thrilling that he wouldn’t even remember there was a life outside. Exactly what he needed.

The hot cover girl, Brianna, was another reason why he chose this game, and when he found out that she was a real player things got even hotter. However, he had no idea how dangerous the game could be, and how he would end up fighting alongside her to save the city of Viribus, from a faceless man that seems impossible to defeat.

The game is packed with fights that will have a lasting effect on everyone’s path, and several women ready to please those who are deemed worth it of it.

Follow Tim’s epic journey as he fights to become a hero in his quest to save the vast world of Wild Fantasy Online, and keeps adding women, who praise him, to his harem.

Wild Fantasy Online is a new harem series by Tom Harem. It contains several elements of LitRPG with themes of alpha male dominance, harem romance, and MF, MFF scenes! 18+ only!



Couples Game Night In: Book 9: Let it Snow!

by Kelly M

Hello All! This is a book dedicated to all those couples out there who have a hard time making it out of the house on the weekends. Don’t let that stop you from having a good time! Download this book and others in the series to keep the party going! This Book has a new look and feel and some all new things to try. Enjoy and let us know what you think of it!

You can always blame being stuck inside on the weather and just enjoy the books together!



XXL-Leseprobe: Die bestellte Braut: Green Hollow I (German Edition)

by Anna Staub

Erstens kommt es anders und zweitens als man denkt. Diese Erfahrung muss auch Steffiney O’Brian machen, als sie sich 1870 als Mail Order Bride nach Colorado schicken lässt.
Was passiert, wenn eine Frau beschlieÃ?t aus Vernunftgründen zu heiraten? Steffiney O’Brian geht es wie jeder Frau im 19. Jahrhundert: Mit 26 Jahren noch unverheiratet zu sein, prädestiniert einen schon zu einer Kuriosität. Um dem Altjungfern-Dasein zu entgehen und sich finanziell abzusichern, lässt sie sich 1870 von einer Heiratsvermittlung als Mail Order Bride nach Colorado schicken. Dort soll sie den Rancher Charles Sullivan heiraten.

ACHTUNG: Dies ist kein vollständiges Ebook. Es handelt sich um eine kostenlose Leseprobe zu “Die bestellte Braut: Green Hollow I”.



The Bourne Movies (Story In Action Book 2)

by William C. Martell

“They should have left him alone…”

The release of “Jason Bourne” starts a proposed new trilogy in the Bourne story… The film returns Matt Damon (and director Paul Greengrass) to the Bourne series after “Bourne Legacy” (which was *also* supposed to be the first in a trilogy). What draws us to these films about an amnesiac assassin trying to find the secrets of his past? Why do we now have *two* proposed trilogies?

This book looks at all five “Bourne” movies (including “Legacy” and it’s potential sequels) – What are the techniques used to keep the characters and scenes exciting and involving? Reinventing the thriller genre… or following the “formula”? How does the paranoia thriller subgenre work? What makes an “intelligent” thriller? How to “elevate” your story. A look at the “Arrogance Of Sequels”. European style car chases vs. the American style. Involving the audience. Tradecraft and the espionage genre. What makes some of these films work and others… well, not work at all?

Five films – each with an interesting experiment! A detailed analysis of each of the films, the way these thrillers work… as well as a complete list of box office and critical statistics for each film.

This book is great for writers, directors, and just fans of the series.



Snowflake’s Chance: The 2016 Campaign Diary of Justin T. Fairchild, Social Justice Warrior

by Curtis Edmonds

Justin Trudeau-Fairchild, a self-described “social justice warrior,” seeks to make America safe for kombucha-drinking vegetarian socialists.

In Snowflake’s Chance, we follow the eager young activist as he navigates the corridors of power in Washington, D.C. and hustles votes in rural New Jersey. Along the way, he inserts himself into the funniest moments of the 2016 campaign, as he learns how to operate a power shredder, interrupts Hillary Clinton as she orders a Chipotle burrito, and gets mistaken for the Canadian prime minister.

A hilariously jaundiced account of the beliefs that animate progressive ideology today, Snowflake’s Chance depicts the inner workings of progressive politics and the silliest excesses of the politically-correct left.



The Square Root of Texas: The First Calamity of QED Morningwood (The Calamities of QED Morningwood Book 1)

by Rob Witherspoon

QED Morningwood is a liar, braggart and teller of tall tales. When he shows up at the domino parlor with a mysterious Russian crate in the back of his pick-up truck, he confides to the players he is a â??Shadow’ member of the NRA, not on their official membership roll, and has a load of rocket propelled grenades – all lies. The news spreads to the real Shadow NRA, the FBI and Homeland Security. Meanwhile, the Russian Ministry of Cultural Preservation sends an agent to retrieve the crate, the actual contents known only to the Russians.
The Russian agent, an FBI team, a DHS undercover agent and a Shadow NRA hit team arrive in Heelstring, Texas looking for QED and his crate. Their convergence is followed by interrogations, seduction, lies, arrests, jailbreak, kidnapping and rescue – along with car chases and explosions. If not for Cotton Widdershins, an ancient black man with secrets of his own, who acts as QED’s mentor and savior, the Morningwood line would be doomed to end, or at best spend life in a federal penitentiary.



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