Free humour Kindle books for 03 Jan 19

Contradicktions: A Montage Of Lies, Hypocrisy, & Irony In The Trump White House

by Robert Snowflake

Donald Trump has the best words, folks. The “Fake News” media treats him very unfairly, and this book is no exception. So sit back, grab a cuppa covfefe, and take a look at 145 of the craziest contradictions, laziest lies, and heinously hateful hypocrisies to be printed on a book since the bible.

How can you be expected to keep up with all the lies and treason when there’s a new scandal every night at 3AM as the President tweets from the bathroom, defecating on his golden toilet as well as your sanity? Well now you don’t have to. I’ve compiled almost 150 of Trump’s most outrageous contradictions so you’ll have no shortage of facts to shove in your Trump supporting friend’s faces, whether metaphorically or literally.

There’s so much darkness to sift through, and as you can no doubt tell it’s taken a toll on my mental health. Not to worry though, as this book contains lots of fun pictures to look at as you cry over the sad state of the world.

If you’re still reading this instead of buying the book, then you must be a loser as Trump would say. Alright different approach.
For every copy of this book sold, a member of Trump’s cabinet will be indicted. If we reach 1,000,000 copies sold, Trump himself will quit his job and the only person he will bother is Melania. *

*Everything you’ve read here as well as everything in the book is a lie.



Russian Roulette: A crime thriller that packs a serious punch (Konstantin Book 1)

by Keith Nixon

An ex-KGB operative, a seedy English seaside town, a criminal underbelly.

Trouble has a habit of seeking out Konstantin Boryakov, whether he wants it or not. Starting from the moment he arrives in the seedy seaside town of Margate where he’s supposed to be in hiding from his Russian ex-employers. Konstantin has to overcome the drug dealer, the loan shark and Fat Gary, all round idiot. Then there’s the so-called good guys, the councillors and lawyers who are worse than the criminals.

All Konstantin wants is to be left alone. But it’s not to be. Enter Fidelity Brown, aka Plastic Fantastic, a dominatrix who has her own mélange of secrets and lies, and nightclub owner Ken who’s connected to all the wrong people. Both help the Russian with the heap of problems delivered to his doorstep.

Cue deception, murder, mayhem as the Russian settles into his new life. Margate will never be the same again. And neither will Konstantinâ?¦

Meet Konstantin Boryakov, the enigmatic ex-KGB agent and tramp with a dark history and darker future in the start of a unique crime thriller series laced with a healthy dose of black humour. Pick up Russian Roulette to find out what all the fuss is about.

What Readers Say

â??An ex-convict Russian spy who I absolutely adore and want to invite over for dinner!’
â??Gritty and glorious, dirty and dynamic, fast and furious.’
â??I can’t wait to start the next book and see what else is on store for Konstantin.’
â??Top notch entertainment from Keith Nixon.’
â??I adored Konstantin, although I’m not sure I was supposed to!’
â??If you liked LA Confidential, you’ll love this.’
â??I can’t recommend this book enough.’

What Others Say

â??Criminally underrated.’
MW Craven, author of The Washington Poe series

â??One hell of a writer.’
Ken Bruen, Author of The Jack Taylor series

â??I have to liken reading this novel to being a smoker – it leaves a dirty taste in your mouth but you JUST CAN’T STOP.’ Lisa Hall, author of Between You and Me, Tell Me No Lies, The Party

â??Nixon writes hard-hitting fiction, with a dash of humour, a cast of great characters, and a dollop of violence. Konstantin is a fantastic creation.’
Luca Veste, author of The Murphy and Rossi series and The Bonekeeper

‘This is a brilliant, fun book. Violent, yes. Dark, yes. But it has black humour running all the way through it. And it made me want to visit Margate. I loved it and was delighted to see there are other books featuring Konstantin and look forward to reading more of his adventures.’
Suze Reviews

â??Gritty and glorious, dirty and dynamic, fast and furious. My kind of book.’
Col’s Criminal Library

â??A superior action-thriller, layered with flashbacks, intriguing characters and tendon-snapping sequences of graphic violence.’
Murder, Mayhem and More

â??A fast-paced and witty tale.’
Big Al’s Books and Pals

â??With his unique style of writing, the author grabs the reader’s attention and makes for an entertaining read.’
By The Letter Book Reviews

â??Tight, punchy with a distinct voice.’
Crimesquad

â??The ability to get his readers onside, rooting for his messed-up characters as they battle against the daily grind of chancers and blaggers is uniquely his, and stands as testament to his writing chops.’
Crime Fiction Lover

â??Lean, mean and gritty, with writing as sharp as a razor cut. Keith Nixon serves up a â??Konstantin Kocktail’, with equal parts Vodka to Vodka, that’ll hit you just where it’s needed.’
Matt Hilton, Author of the Joe Hunter thrillers

â??If you told me that Konstantin put the K in KGB, I wouldn’t even argue. This character is a badass of the highest calibre.’
Gerard Brennan, author of Undercover



Secretion by Writer: How to Easily Become a Pervert (Japanese Edition)

by SUGIHARA Hakushu

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FILMMAKING 101: Ten Essential Lessons for the Noob Filmmaker (Film School Online 101 Series Book 1)

by Film School Online!

If you’ve ever toyed with the idea of becoming a filmmaker but never acted on it, this primer for filmmaking will get you started in the right direction. Here is an overview of the key areas of filmmaking: screenwriting, directing, cinematography, sound, editing, and producing. Plus, a look at documentary and low budget production strategies. The “ten essential lessons” are a compilation of several articles and lessons from the Film School Online website by NYU Film School’s long time production supervisor, Lou LaVolpe. Length: approximately 45 pages.



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