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Russian Roulette: A crime thriller that packs a serious punch (Konstantin Book 1)

by Keith Nixon

A reluctant investigator, a sordid English seaside town, a criminal underbelly.

Trouble has a habit of seeking out Konstantin, whether he wants it or not. Starting from the moment he arrives in the seedy seaside town of Margate where he’s supposed to be in hiding from his ex-employers. All Konstantin wants is to keep his head down and be left alone. But it’s not to be. People have their problems and Konstantin can’t help but get involved.

Konstantin has to overcome the drug dealer, the loan shark and a Liverpudlian gangster. Then there’s the so-called good guys, the councilors and lawyers who are worse than the criminals. Enter Fidelity Brown, aka Plastic Fantastic, a dominatrix who has her own mélange of secrets and lies, and nightclub owner Ken who’s connected to all the wrong people. Both help Konstantin solve the cases dropped on his doorstep.

Cue deception, murder, mayhem as the Russian settles into his new life. Margate will never be the same again. And neither will Konstantinâ?¦

Meet the enigmatic Konstantin, a man with a dark history and darker future in the start of a unique crime thriller series laced with a healthy dose of black humour. Pick up Russian Roulette to find out what all the fuss is about.

What Readers Say

â??An ex-convict Russian spy who I absolutely adore and want to invite over for dinner!’
â??Gritty and glorious, dirty and dynamic, fast and furious.’
â??I can’t wait to start the next book and see what else is on store for Konstantin.’
â??Top notch entertainment from Keith Nixon.’
â??I adored Konstantin, although I’m not sure I was supposed to!’
â??If you liked LA Confidential, you’ll love this.’
â??I can’t recommend this book enough.’

What Others Say

â??Criminally underrated.’
MW Craven, author of The Washington Poe series

â??One hell of a writer.’
Ken Bruen, Author of The Jack Taylor series

â??I have to liken reading this novel to being a smoker – it leaves a dirty taste in your mouth but you JUST CAN’T STOP.’ Lisa Hall, author of Between You and Me, Tell Me No Lies, The Party

â??Nixon writes hard-hitting fiction, with a dash of humour, a cast of great characters, and a dollop of violence. Konstantin is a fantastic creation.’
Luca Veste, author of The Murphy and Rossi series and The Bonekeeper

‘This is a brilliant, fun book. Violent, yes. Dark, yes. But it has black humour running all the way through it. And it made me want to visit Margate. I loved it and was delighted to see there are other books featuring Konstantin and look forward to reading more of his adventures.’
Suze Reviews

â??Gritty and glorious, dirty and dynamic, fast and furious. My kind of book.’
Col’s Criminal Library

â??A superior action-thriller, layered with flashbacks, intriguing characters and tendon-snapping sequences of graphic violence.’
Murder, Mayhem and More

â??A fast-paced and witty tale.’
Big Al’s Books and Pals

â??With his unique style of writing, the author grabs the reader’s attention and makes for an entertaining read.’
By The Letter Book Reviews

â??Tight, punchy with a distinct voice.’

â??The ability to get his readers onside, rooting for his messed-up characters as they battle against the daily grind of chancers and blaggers is uniquely his, and stands as testament to his writing chops.’
Crime Fiction Lover

â??Lean, mean and gritty, with writing as sharp as a razor cut. Keith Nixon serves up a â??Konstantin Kocktail’, with equal parts Vodka to Vodka, that’ll hit you just where it’s needed.’
Matt Hilton, Author of the Joe Hunter thrillers

â??If you told me that Konstantin put the K in KGB, I wouldn’t even argue. This character is a badass of the highest calibre.’
Gerard Brennan, author of Undercover

Firm Resolve

by Licia Flynn

When an American couple vanishes in Kuala Lumpur, their teenager struggles to survive. Meanwhile, three entrepreneurs envision their Silicon Valley startup. Years later, the company relocates to Shanghai, where its members enjoy a frivolous expat lifestyle. That is until an executive’s wife disappears.
Sequel – FIRM DENIAL – available 2019

Excerpt — (Part 4)

August was an especially hot month in Shanghai. Curt and I had been married and living in China for over a year.

At first, I was wary of Curt’s affection, because it was so unreal. However, he eventually wore me down. Only his father and some of our closest friends attended a small ceremony in Chicago. Curt’s mother had died of cancer in 2012.

Marriage initially provided me with security, because I no longer had to worry about money. However, it also imposed a variety of restrictions and expectations that I found incredibly stressful.

Where we lived was an oasis within the hectic city. I was practically within walking distance of a tranquil Buddhist Temple that dated back to the 7th century. But I was also steps away from millions of people fiercely pursuing their livelihood.

Chess: Master the Ancient Game of Chess! Learn Basic Tactics, Openings & Essential Chess Strategies.

by Eduard Tanner


For hundreds of years, people have taken their armies to battle on a checkered battlefield, employing skill and patience to capture their opponent’s forces.

Chess is an ancient game that allows players to exercise their minds. With this guide, you will learn the rules of the game, and how to identify and utilize each chess piece.

Whether you want to draw the game out to expand your technique or rapidly conquer your opponent to a swift defeat, this book will teach you how to understand and plan your next move. It will teach you how to anticipate and counter the moves of your opponent.

It all begins with the opening game – deciding whether to begin with a Ruy Lopez opening, Slav Defense, or many more. There are multiple options to consider. Foreseeing the opening moves of your opponent helps to setup a counter play and stop them in there tracks. With the dozens of popular methods described in this book, you will have no trouble making your first move. And as you turn the pages, it will guide you through to the end-game.

From pawns to kings, explore the ancient world of chess with this beginner’s guide to tactics and strategies, and become a master of the board.

What is Inside?

  • The Chessboard
  • The Chessmen
  • The Rules of Chess
  • Popular Chess Openings
  • Chess Tactics & Strategies
  • Playing The End Game
  • Common Mistakes Made In Chess
  • And Much, Much More!

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My Donut Princess: A military romance novella: (stand alone) (The Guilty Series Book 4)

by Odette Stone

It’s not easy being the Donut Princess.

Parties around the world.
Unlimited budget.
Living in a luxury hotel.
Full-time security.

Which was how I found myself being guarded by a Navy SEAL I hated. Aaron was bossy, as unrelenting an asshole as he was stupidly attractive. Nope. Not going there. Socialites don’t fall for the help.

… But those socialites haven’t seen a shirtless Aaron Walker.

My name is Femi Payne, and I want my bodyguard. No one says no to the Donut Princess.

Until him.

Author Note: The Donut Princess is a 36,000 word, standalone spin-off novella from the Guilty Series. It can be read alone or as the forth book the series, and it definitely contains adult material!

Rubikâ??s Cube: How To Solve The Famous Cube In 3 Easy Ways!

by James Rubik

Do you want to finally solve the Rubik’s Cube with 3 easy methods and techniques?

If you are reading this, you are probably holding a Rubik’s Cube in your hands and let’s be honest you messed up a lot trying to solve it!.
I wrote this book with you in mind!.
I wanted to give you the best 3 methods for solving the cube in a easy way.
But, as everything in life, practice makes perfect, so practice, practice and practice until you mastered all the 3 techniques presented for you.
After that, I’m quite sure you’ll go to your friends and impress them with your new abilities you’ve just learned.

By the end of this guide, you should be able to:

-Solve the cube completely

-Understand how each of the cube’s pieces work relative to each other

-Decode and memorize the different move notations

-Memorize the move algorithms, including their mirror and reverse versions

-Better predict the effects of the moves you apply

-And enjoy practicing the moves and algorithms for different scenarios

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La Torre de Papel (Spanish Edition)

by Milos de Azaola

Una encarnizada guerra literaria se desarrolla en Bibliópolis, la Ciudad de los Libros, donde Howard Phillips Lovecraft, el Emperador de los Sueños, se ha alzado como dictador absoluto, combatiendo a los grupos disidentes de escritores que se resisten a las fuerzas del Frente Pulp. Para detener al enemigo, la Legión Extranjera de las Letras, comandada por el intrépido Apollinaire, atravesará una ciudad erizada de peligros, mezcla de todas las ciudades que ha dado la ficción, en su intento por llegar al corazón de la literatura universal: la Torre de Papel, la biblioteca que contiene todos los libros que se han escrito en el mundo y la clave del misterio que encierra Bibliópolis.

Bitter: Book One

by V. Moody

Britta isn’t cool. She isn’t popular, she isn’t pretty. School life isn’t much fun, but that’s the way the world is. Which would be a terrible shame if this was the only world available.

Fully immersive virtual reality gaming allows Britta to enter a fantasy world where she can be whoever she wants to be. She can be tall, she can be thin, she can be beautiful. So she decides to be a gnome â?? short, hairy and plump. She’s never looked for other people’s approval before, she certainly isn’t going to start now.

Bitter is an ongoing slice-of-life story about a girl who finds her life isn’t what she wanted, so she gets another one.

Also available as a daily online serial on This book collects the first one hundred chapters in an edited form.

Flushed: A funny short story (The Meantime Stories Book 1)

by Svingen and Pedersen

“I was unable to stop reading this absurd and awfully seductive tale of power, politics and poo. Most highly recommended.” -Readers’ Favorite (5/5 STAR REVIEW)

Based on a very, very, very true story: During a summit, the President (unnamed, but it’s funny how we’re constantly asked: “Is it Trump?!”) faces his biggest challenge yet: A clogged toilet. What’s the man to do? Leave the bathroom and say nothing on the matter? Or, take matters into his own hands?

THE MEANTIME STORIES is a funny short read series that draws inspiration from Terry Pratchett, Monty Python, and Douglas Adams, drenched in Nordic Noir (human folly, plentiful abrupt deaths, snappy dialogue, quirky deep thoughts, and absurd outcomes). It’s glittering darkness, and clouded light.

Each story is a stand-alone, ready to be enjoyed when you yearn for 30 minutes of wacky, brainy, and laugh-out-loud entertainment. Longing for surprises, unexpected twists, and silliness with an edge? Look no further, because in the Meantime, anything can happen!

In Heaven There’s No Money, No Stuffâ?? and No Porta-Potties: Coping With Life’s Aggravations By Finding the Funny

by Mary Ann Hoyt

Mary Ann Hoyt’s collection of humorous essays are tongue-in-cheek views of her everyday observations and quirky experiences. The pages are filled with anecdotes about her fear of hummingbirds, the burial of the family cat in a cardboard box decorated with her son’s Grateful Dead pencil drawings, and her concern that, because of her unphotogenic smile, she won’t have enough decent photos for the obligatory collage at her funeral. Surviving an interstate move after retirement,with all its challenges and four adult children weighing in, gave her fodder for much to write about.

Mary Ann finds humor in all of life’s situations, both good and bad. With a mixture of satire and sentiment, this book will coax a smile (and maybe a tear or two) from even the most serious reader, who will identify with many, if not all of her stories.

Gay: Roommates (Gay Fiction, Gay Romance, First Time Gay, Gay Erotica)

by Whitney Wes

“You’re gorgeous,” breathed Joey, reaching out to touch her arm, making goose bumps appear on her skin.

“I’ve been wanting to do that all night,” Carl said.

“What are you doing,” Dale heard Jason’s voice from outside of the shower.
“I’m um,” Dale stammered unsure how he was supposed to respond, “I’m taking a shower.” He looked down at his cock, not willing to admit what he was really up to.

“Really,” Jason asked, as he pulled the shower curtain back, his eyes going directly to Dale’s cock.

Dale jumped and gave out a yelp. “I thought it was only fair, you have seen me naked so many times, but you walk around here fully clothed,” Jason smiled as his eyes wandered over Dale’s body.
Dale turned his back to Jason, wanting to tease him with his tight ass, but also wanting to hide his erect cock. “Well,” Dale said, looking back at Jason, “Not all of us have a body quite like yours.”

Jason stepped into the shower, “I’ve seen the way you look at me,” he said, reaching up and placing his hand son Dale’s shoulders. Dale could feel the head of Jason’s cock teasing his ass, just brushing up against it as Jason rubbed his shoulders. “What I don’t understand is why you haven’t done anything about it,” Jason stepped closer, his cock pressing in between Dales ass cheeks.

“I didn’t want to ruin things,” Dale replied, trying to catch his breathâ?¦”

WARNING – This book contains steamy romance scenes and is suitable for 18+ only.

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Tess of the D’Urbervilles

by Thomas Hardy

Hardy tells the story of Tess Durbeyfield, a beautiful young woman living with her impoverished family in Wessex, the southwestern English county immortalized by Hardy. After the family learns of their connection to the wealthy d’Urbervilles, they send Tess to claim a portion of their fortune. She meets and is seduced by the dissolute Alec d’Urberville and secretly bears a child, Sorrow, who dies in infancy. A very different man, Angel Clare, seems to offer Tess love and salvation, but he rejects her â?? on their wedding night â?? after learning of her past. Emotionally bereft, financially impoverished, and victimized by the self-righteous rigidity of English social morality, Tess escapes from her vise of passion through a horrible, desperate act.

Like the greatest characters in literature, Tess lives beyond the final pages of the book as a permanent citizen of the imagination. â??Irving Howe
What a commonplace genius he has; or a genius for the commonplace â?? I don’t know which. â??D. H. Lawrence
The greatest tragic writer among English novelists. â??Virginia Woolf
A singular beauty and charm. â??Henry James

The Shadow of the Rogue: The Rogue’s Gambit (The Rouge’s Gambit Book 1)

by Quinn Dallas

Trapped in a VRMMO- Will Cassie and friends make it out alive? 

Hi, my name is Cassie James. I live with my parents in what’s left of Seattle. For a twenty year old girl, I’m pretty typical. To pay for my gaming habit, I work at the local supermarket. While the job is really tedious, it’s better than unemployment. 

Most nights you can find me plugged in. That’s when I can get a moments peace from my parents drunken bickering. Still, my life was fairly boring, until I decided to try Odyssey Online! I’m super addicted to leveling Kira Nightwind, my Shadow Thief!

However, something’s gone terribly wrong!

You see, an epic level NPC has grown self-aware. And Grymme is not a dragon to be trifled with! He has mind-napped over five-hundred people. Leaving them trapped in the game. He’s also launched a massive offensive to take over Odyssey Online, one kingdom at a time. The only way to stop him, is to locate three legendary items. Each one containing an unlock that makes us players more powerful. The problem being Grymme has agents everywhere. And they are willing to do anything to win!

If that weren’t enough, I’m developing a serious girl crush on Shauna, a very cute Elf healer. With the help of Leonidas the Paladin, Cairngorm the Wizard, and Yvir the Barbarian, we might just defeat Grymme and win our freedom!

Content Description: LitRPG, Role-Playing Game Fiction, LGBT Fantasy and Adventure


TRUMP’S THERAPY: Preparation for Impeachment

by Syd Harriet

The presidency for Donald Trump is caving and the president’s only hope is to get counsel from a therapist who narrates his intimate interaction with Trump to help him survive the Impeachment process. Trump is provided a unique therapeutic strategy to makeover his personality that gives him insights into why he is who he is. See for yourself what motivates the president to do what he does and how he can go beyond his narcissism.
Syd Harriet, Ph.D., Psy.D. is a licensed psychotherapist and author of TRUMP’s AMERICA OCCUPIED and numerous other published books and articles. All are available on Amazon.


by Oscar Wilson

On Cybertron, the Autobot resistance, led by Optimus Prime, are on the verge of losing the civil war with the Decepticons and prepare to evacuate the planet. A Decepticon force, led by Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream, intercept them during the evacuation, and Optimus sends B-127 to Earth in order to set up a base of operations where the Autobots can regroup.

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by Jennifer Moeller

On Cybertron, the Autobot resistance, led by Optimus Prime, are on the verge of losing the civil war with the Decepticons and prepare to evacuate the planet. A Decepticon force, led by Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream, intercept them during the evacuation, and Optimus sends B-127 to Earth in order to set up a base of operations where the Autobots can regroup.

Hello there, Mr. LaVaughn — A tap dance production photography record: a tap dance exchange project TPE / PHL/ TAP

by Nien-Zu Ryan Chang

A photography record of the tap dance theatrical production “Hello there, Mr. LaVaughn”, inspired by renowned Philadelphia tap legend LaVaughn Robinson and his follower Robert F. Burden Jr.

bePLaY Creative Production Group

“bePLaY” is a theatre and tap dance troupe base in Taipei, Taiwan. Which has been producing and teaching for over a decade. “Play” is expressive of our desire to combine these mediums whilst maintaining a sense of fun and lightheartedness in our art.

Lie of the Tiger (Windy Mountain Book 2)

by John Martin

How could secret doggy business possibly solve the enduring mystery of the Tasmanian Tiger?

Find out in this funny novel.
With a quirky character lurking around every corner, everyone has something to hide in this touching book — including the two old men who come up with the dog solution and a man who returns to town as a feared ex-con and finds he now has the chance to become a hero.
Lie of the Tiger starts the Windy Mountain Tasmanian Tiger series but it stands up just fine as a standalone.


TOUCHINGLY FUNNY: Great style of writing which engages and makes the book even more enjoyable. Character based, and likeable characters at that!

READ IT, laugh and then, like me, wait for the next instalment! I do hope that Mr Martin can write quickly.

IN A ROMP OF mistaken identities, hidden agendas, lost loves, and a group of wacky townsfolk, Paddy, Wish-Wash, and Oodles give their lives new meaning. This is thoroughly enjoyable read.

I REALLY enjoyed this crazy story about a couple of old coots that set out to solve a mystery and end up with more than one mystery on their plate. Lots of twists, turns, and humor spiced with bits of fun suspense thrown in to make this a very enjoyable read.

THIS NOVEL has laugh-out-loud-until-you-can’t-help-but-feel-good humor. John Martin’s forte is his funny, quirky characters and there is one around every corner of Windy Mountain.

A FUN READ THAT kept me entertained through the entire book. The characters were off the cuff and a little out of the box. The interesting phrases that the men used in the book left me in stitches at times.

THE WRITING has a nice turn of phrase: “The waitress had blonde hair colouring that probably came from a bottle. She had a husky voice, which sounded like the result of smoking too many cigarettes and eating too much gravel.” and “Since Gordo was the one with two good arms but a suspect brain, he drove where he was told” which really adds to the humour.

IT’S THE story of two funny old men and an Irishman trying to save a filthy and failing Tasmanian Tiger museum that is slated for destruction. Their schemes to save it are hilarious and their developing friendships are touching.

THE BOOK WAS a completely enjoyable read. Wish the author writes many more such fun-filled adventures.

JOHN MARTIN has a good grip on characters and their development, particularly the quirks. His writing rhythm is smooth and consistent. I laughed out loud enough that it makes me want to continue following his work.

THIS IS A very cute story set in Tasmania. The characters are quirky, funny and endearing. I had a good time reading it.

Tales of Wonder and Adventure: The Best of LitRPG, Fantasy and Sci Fi (Publisher’s Catalog)

by Magic Dome Books

This is a full catalog of all the titles published by Magic Dome Books. Forget War and Peace: choose from the best of bestselling Russian LitRPG, science fiction and fantasy penned by popular authors like Vasily Mahanenko, Dan Sugralinov, Michael Atamanov, Pavel Kornev, Alexey Osadchuk, Andrei Livadny et al!

The full list of our fun and adventure stories – which will take you to other worlds just one click away! Download the catalog and choose the books you like at your leisure!

Valentines Day Jokes For Kids: Valentines Day Gift For Kids (Valentines day gifts for kids)

by I.P Happy

Knock Knock !!  

 Who’s there?


Pea’s who?    

Pea’s will you be my valentine!

Share the gift of laughter this Valentines Day with â?? Valentines Day Jokes For Kids’. The jokes are cute, clean and will keep your kids giggling for hours.

This book makes the perfect valentines day gift for kids, as the giver can write who it’s from or leave a question mark(?) to make the person wonder who their secret admirer is.

So you want to become a Sub

by Drew A. Lennox

So you want to become a sub is a quick crash-course for a potential sub interested in entering the BDSM lifestyle. It is written with the female perspective in mind, searching for a male Dom. In this short, seven chapter book you will discover some very true and helpful information, but remember, it is meant to be a light and fun read.

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by Karen Ransom

On Cybertron, the Autobot resistance, led by Optimus Prime, are on the verge of losing the civil war with the Decepticons and prepare to evacuate the planet. A Decepticon force, led by Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream, intercept them during the evacuation, and Optimus sends B-127 to Earth in order to set up a base of operations where the Autobots can regroup.

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by Charles Sales

On Cybertron, the Autobot resistance, led by Optimus Prime, are on the verge of losing the civil war with the Decepticons and prepare to evacuate the planet. A Decepticon force, led by Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream, intercept them during the evacuation, and Optimus sends B-127 to Earth in order to set up a base of operations where the Autobots can regroup.

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by Gerard Gil

On Cybertron, the Autobot resistance, led by Optimus Prime, are on the verge of losing the civil war with the Decepticons and prepare to evacuate the planet. A Decepticon force, led by Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream, intercept them during the evacuation, and Optimus sends B-127 to Earth in order to set up a base of operations where the Autobots can regroup.

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by Calvin Knipp

On Cybertron, the Autobot resistance, led by Optimus Prime, are on the verge of losing the civil war with the Decepticons and prepare to evacuate the planet. A Decepticon force, led by Soundwave, Shockwave and Starscream, intercept them during the evacuation, and Optimus sends B-127 to Earth in order to set up a base of operations where the Autobots can regroup.

Pokemon Go -: and games of body use . (1)

by Guilherme A SS

. …. – […] all this – is linked to the ideas of AI – artificial intelligence – linked to our lives. …. – imaginary in the COmic Com – subimplicit in its atmosphere – transforming or revolutionary. …. ; – the mystery of bodies – and the connection of our bodies – like google glass – among others – articulated to the dimensions of technology. …
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Menopause – I’m SO Over It

by Laurie Glass

In this humorous take on the subject, find out why Laurie would rather walk down Main Street wearing her underwear outside her pants than juggle multiple menopause symptoms for one more day. Get a laugh out of her rant attacks, quizzes, songs, poems, and more. You can find something funny even in the midst of the misery often associated with menopause. Use this handy e-book when you want to laugh instead of cry about this challenging stage of life.

Fetch: A Novelette

by Mazy Morris

Cynthia is done with men. Fresh out of a disastrous relationship with her boss, she impulsively quits her job and opens up shop as a dog-walker. Dogs make much better company, anyway. What Cynthia doesn’t count on is her very first canine customer coming complete with a very persistent master determined to make Cynthia change her mind about giving up on true love.

This sweet romantic comedy is purely PG. It is a novelette* of approximately 13,000 words which can be read by an adult reader of average speed in about 45 minutes.

NOTE TO US READERS: This story has been automatically (and erroneously) inserted in the “Inspirational Romance” category by the Bots-That-Be, possibly because it’s described as being sweet and PG-rated. There are no Christian references or spiritual themes.

*What is a novelette? A novelette is shorter than a novella and longer than a short story–usually between 8,000 and 17,000 words long. Novelettes, like novellas, are intended to be completely self-contained stand-alone stories–although many authors are pushing the envelope on what qualifies as self-contained, so the term may be evolving. Many authors skip the novelette designation and call prose of this length a long short story. The term novella and novelette are also sometimes used interchangeably. Still confused? So are the rest of us :).

Screenwriting Down to the Atoms: The Absolute Essentials

by Michael Welles Schock

Understanding screenwriting just got even easier. This simplified 4-chapter edition of Screenwriting Down to the Atoms (full 14-chapter edition $4.99) hand-picks the most essential sections of Michael Welles Schock’s innovative approach to screencraft and repackages them in one easy, compact guide. The selected chapters: The Basic of the Most Basic, The Golden Key, The Sequence Method, and On Character represent the core of Atoms‘ unique method of understanding the cinematic narrative, much of it unavailable in any other source. Forget everything else. These are the real essentials every screenwriter must know.

Cast Away (Tamil Edition)

by Kulashekar T

�தன் நாய�ன் �ரு �ளிம�யான மனிதன். மனிதந�யவாதி. ர�ம்ப �ளிம�யான வாழ்வ� வாழ்வதற்�ுத் தான் நின�த்திருந்தான். ��ழ்நில� �வன� �ரு �ரித்திர புருஷனா� ��்�ிப் பார்�்� �ல்லவா த�ர்மானித்திருந்தது. தனிம� �வனு�்�ுள் திணி�்�ப்ப�்�து. �வன் �த� வ�தமா�்�ினான். தன்ன�ய� நண்பனா�்�ித் துண��்�ு வ�த்து�்��ண்�ு �வனின் �ல�� வி�ாலமா�்�ினான். �து வாழ்வின் ���்�ுமத்த� �வனு�்�ு�் �ிர��மாய்�் ���்�ிவி�்�ு�் ��ன்றது.

�வனின் தன்னம்பி�்�� �தன� வா�ி�்�ும் �த்தன� மனதிற்�ுள்ளும் நிரந்தர�் �ிம்மா�னமி�்�ு�் ��ள்ளும். �வன் �ற்றுத் தரும் �ந்தத் தன்னம்பி�்��, �றவு�ளில் தல�யாய �றவாய் நம்ம��ு �றவா�ி ��்�மு�ியாதத� ��்� வ��்�ும். ��ர்ந்து, தளர்ந்து ப���யில் ��்��்��்தியா� �ய�்�ி �தன�த் துரத்தும். ��ம்பலா�ிறப�து �ுறு�ுறுப்பா�்�ும். வாழ்வின் ���்�ுமம் புரிய வ�த்து முன்ன��்�ிய �ிந்தன� வித��்�ும்.
à®?ந்தà®?் à®?தà¯?யà¯? à®?ருவாà®?்à®?ியது à®?தன் நாயà®?னான à®?ாம் ஹà¯?à®?்à®?்ஸ். வில்லியம் ப்ராய்ல்ஸ் à®?ுனியர் திரà¯?à®?்à®?தà¯? à®?à®®à¯?த்தார். ராபர்à®?் à®?ிமà¯?à®?்à®?ிஸ் à®?யà®?்à®?ினார். à®?ாம் ஹà¯?à®?்à®?்ஸ் நà®?ித்து à®?ரண்à®?ாயிரமாவது வருà®?ம் வà¯?ளிவந்த “à®?ாஸ்à®?் à®?வà¯?” à®?ன்à®?ிற à®?à®?்à®?ிலத் திரà¯?à®?்à®?தà¯?யà¯? à®?à®?ியற்றி à®?ழுதப்பà®?்à®?து தான் à®?ந்த நாவல்.

à®?ந்த நாவல் à®?ழுதுவதற்à®?ான பிரத்யà¯?à®?à®?் à®?ாரணம் à®?ண்à®?ு. தன் à®?à¯?யà¯? தனà®?்à®?ுதவி à®?ன்று முன்னà¯?ர் à®?à¯?ல்லி வà¯?த்திருà®?்à®?ிறார்à®?ள். à®?தன் தத்துவார்த்த à®?ண்மà¯?யà¯? à®?ந்த “à®?à®?் நà¯?லன்” à®?தாபாத்திரம் வாழ்ந்து à®?ாà®?்à®?ியிருà®?்à®?ிறது. à®?தற்à®?ாà®?வà¯? à®?வருà®?்à®?ு à®?ந்த à®?ண்à®?ிற்à®?ான “à®?à¯?ல்à®?ன் à®?ுளà¯?ப்” விருது வழà®?்à®?ி à®?à¯?ரவிà®?்à®?ப்பà®?்à®?ிருà®?்à®?ிறது.
�ந்த�் �த��்�ுள் பல புதும��ள் புத�ந்திரு�்�ின்றன. யதார்த்தத்தளத்தில் �ருவா�்�ப்ப�்� �ற்புதமான ப��ப்பு �து. ��் ந�லன் �தாபாத்திரம் தன்னம்பி�்��யின் �ருவ�ம். தனிம� பற்றி �ந்த நாவல் நிற�யவ� �ணர்த்து�ிறது. �ற்றும் தரு�ிறது. �தன் �ப்பழு�்�ற்ற புனிதத்த� �ரு புள்ளியில் த��்�ும் வி�ு�ிறது.

தனிம�யில் �ருப்பவர்�ளு�்�ு மி��் �ிறந்த நண்பன் தரமான ந�ல்�ள் �ன்பார்�ள். ��்�� ��் ந�லனு�்�ு �வனின் �ந்த�ாரத் தனிம�ய� �ற்ற நண்பனா�ி வி�ு�ிறது. �ந்தத் தனிம� �வனு�்�ுள் �வ்வளவ� �ற்றுத் தரு�ின்றன. வலி�ள�த் தா�்��் �ற்றுத் தரு�ிறது. தற்�ாத்து�் ��ள்ள�் �ற்றுத் தரு�ிறது. ப�ரா� �ற்றுத் தரு�ிறது. துணி�்�ல் �ற்றுத் தரு�ிறது. முத்தாய்ப்பாய்த் தன்னம்பி�்��ய��் �ற்றுத் தரு�ிறது. �ந்த நாவல�ப் ப�ி�்��யில் �தன� முழும�யாய் �ணர மு�ியும்.

à®?ிறுபிராயத்தில் தனியாà®? à®?ருப்பதற்à®?à¯?, à®?ருà®?்à®?ிற்à®?ுள் à®?à¯?ல்வதற்à®?à¯? விரும்புவதில்லà¯?. à®?னால் துவà®?்à®?ப் புள்ளியிலà¯?யà¯? à®?ருவறà¯?யில் à®?ருள் மண்à®?ிய பிராந்தியத்தில் à®?ருந்திருà®?்à®?ிறà¯?ம். தனியà¯?… மிà®?மிà®?த் தனிமà¯?யில் à®?ருந்திருà®?்à®?ிறà¯?ம்.
à®?ல்லà¯?ருà®?்à®?ுள்ளும் à®?ரு “நார்à®?ிஸிஸ்à®?்” à®?ருà®?்à®?à®?்à®?à¯?à®?ும். தன்னà¯?த் தானà¯? நà¯?à®?ிப்பவரà¯? à®?ப்பà®?ிà®?் à®?à¯?ல்வதுண்à®?ு. நம்மà¯? நாமà¯? நà¯?à®?ிà®?்à®?ாதவர் யார் தான் à®?ல்லà¯?… à®?ப்பà®?ித் தன்னà¯?à®?ு, தன்னà¯?à®?ு à®®à®?்à®?ுமà¯? à®?றவாà®?ி வாழ நà¯?ர்ந்த à®?ரு à®?ற்புத மனிதனின் தன்னம்பிà®?்à®?à¯? மிà®?்à®? வாழ்வு வாழ்வின் à®?ரித்திரமாய் à®?à®?்à®?à¯? பதிவாà®?ியிருà®?்à®?ிறது.

�னினும் நாம் யாவரும் தனியா�த் தான் வரு�ிற�ம். தனியா�த் தான் ப�யும் ��ண்�ிரு�்�ிற�ம். தனிம� ம�்�ும� நம�்�ான த��லின் �ா�ுவதமாய் �ரு�்�ிறது. �ருவர் �ருவர் மாதிரி �ருப்பதில்ல�. �ல்லாம் தனித்தனி தான்.

�த� �ணர்ந்ததால�ய� புத்தர் �த்தன�ய�யும் வி�்�ுவி�்�ுப் ப�திமரம் ப�ய் தன்னுள் பயணித்து தன்ன�த் த��ி�் �ண்�ுபி�ித்து தன்னிலிருந்து �த்தன�ய�யும் �ணர்ந்து தன்ன�யுணர்ந்த தன்ன�ய� தன�்�ான துண�யா�்�ி�்��ண்�ாரா? �தும�்�ும� �வரது வாழ்�்��யின் ��தியா�வும் தந்துவி�்�ு�் ��ன்றார�?

��் ந�லன் �ரு �ளிம�யான மனிதன். �பாரமான மனிதந�யவாதி. ர�ம்ப �ளிம�யான வாழ்வ� வாழத்தான் நின�த்தான். �னால் ��ழ்நில� �வன� �ரு �ரித்திர புருஷனா� ��்�ிப் பார்�்� �ல்லவா த�ர்மானித்திருந்தது.

தனிம� �வனு�்�ுள் திணி�்�ப்ப�்�து. �வன் �த� வ�தமா�்�ினான். தன்ன�ய� நண்பனா�்�ித் துண��்�ு வ�த்து�்��ண்�ு �வனின் �ல�� வி�ாலமா�்�ினான். �து வாழ்வின் ���்�ுமத்த� �வனு�்�ு�் �ிர��மாய்�் ���்�ி வி�்�ு�் ��ன்றது. �தன� வா�ி�்�ும் �த்தன� மனதிற்�ுள்ளும் �வனின் தன்னம்பி�்�� நிரந்தர �ிம்மா�னம் ப��்�ு�் �ா�ுவதமாய் வ�ற்றிரு�்�ும்.

�வன் �ற்றுத் தரும் �ந்தத் தன்னம்பி�்�� �றவு�ளில் தல�யாய �றவாய் நம்ம��ு �றவா�ி ��்�மு�ியாதத� ��்� வ��்�ும். ��ர்ந்து தளர்ந்துப���யில் ��்��்��்தியா� �ய�்�ி �தன�த் துரத்தும். ��ம்பலா�ிறப�து �ுறு�ுறுப்பா�்�ும். வாழ்வின் ���்�ுமம் புரிய வ�த்து முன்ன��்�ிய �ிந்தன� வித��்�ும்.

104 Funny Valentine Day Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids: (Joke Book for Kids) (Series 5) (The Joke Book for Kids)

by Ryan Williams


Over one hundred and four of hilarious and very funny Valentine’s Day Knock Knock jokes! 104 Funny Valentine’s Day Knock Knock Jokes 4 kids is suitable for kids of all ages who will enjoy reading and telling their friends clean and funny knock knock jokes.
Youngsters are given an extraordinary motivation to talk before gatherings and with practice have the capacity to feel great doing it.

Have fun and laugh!

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Parameters of Disavowal: Colonial Representation in South Korean Cinema (Global Korea Book 1)

by Jinsoo An

A free ebook version of this title is available through Luminos, University of California Press’s Open Access publishing program. Visit to learn more.

The colonial experience of the early twentieth century shaped Korea’s culture and identity, leaving a troubling past that was subtly reconstructed in South Korean postcolonial cinema. Relating postcolonial discourses to a reading of Manchurian action films, kisaeng and gangster films, and revenge horror films, Parameters of Disavowal shows how filmmakers reworked, recontextualized, and erased ideas and symbols of colonial power. In particular, Jinsoo An examines how South Korean films privileged certain sites, such as the kisaeng house and the Manchurian frontier, generating unique meanings that challenged the domination of the colonial power, and how horror films indirectly explored both the continuing trauma of colonial violence and lingering emotional ties to the colonial order. Espousing the ideology of nationalism while responding to a new Cold War order that positioned Japan and South Korea as political and economic allies, postcolonial cinema formulated distinctive ways of seeing and imagining the colonial past.

Star-crossed to Star Dust

by Steven Wheelock

While orthodons and humans interbreed, a cruel star-civilization plots to render orthodons and humans extinct.

It was an era of mass surveillance, tyranny, and interstellar warfare aided and abetted by fiat money essentially created out of thin air.

The main character would be a man named Mole, who would find himself marooned on war-destroyed planet Earth, amongst other adventures. The novel’s cover image depicts bikini-clad Padparadscha (Mole’s wife) playfully flexing her muscles on her wedding night.

An excerpt from this satiric, horror-comedy space opera novel:

“Love is built upon a foundation of trust; I remember you saying that earlier.”

“‘Trust’ is the operative word,” Mole agreed. “Now where were we?”

“Talking about women.”

“Right … women,” Mole said stalling for time. Inwardly, he was disgusted with the Human Empire for having taught Victor math and engineering skills, and little else, save selected bits of history; and in spite of his disgust with humanity, said, “Most women desire to love thy neighbor, live honorable lives … stuff like that there.”

“And men?” Victor prodded.

“Yes, of course. The men. Let us not forget the men.” It was now darker inside the ship, rendering Victor color-blind, though he could still see considerably more than the one who was closer to the starlit airlock. “Most men,” Mole’s voice echoed through the old spacecraft, “desire to love thy neighbor, live honorable lives, love their women, and for the most part, do good deeds before their souls depart this material plane. Unfortunately, there’s a small percentage of men who desire to rule others with an iron fist. And that’s why human history is written in blood. All in all, I’d have to say women are slightly better than men.”

“Why’s that?”

Mole answered, “Women aren’t generally known for starting wars, and for turning once-beautiful planets like this one into vast wastelands; besides, it was men who pushed the buttons and unleashed nuclear war on this world. For that reason alone I’m inclined to believe women are better than men. But it’s still a very close call; after all, male or female it’s still the same species.”


by Simon Northouse

A humorous look back at school reports of yesteryear when teachers could speak their mind without fear of retribution, litigation or trolling.

If you grew up in the 50’s 60’s 70’s or 80’s then you will laugh-out-loud as you recognise this school world and some of the cruel but fair, teachers in it. Based loosely on the author’s own school reports.

Excerpt: “Gordon shows good intent at navigating the classroom door, but after thatâ??well, it’s a race to the bottom. When I asked him who was the British Celtic Queen who rose up against the Roman invasion of ancient Briton he replied, “Janis Joplin” I rest my case.” Mr Fructose.

A companion short story to the full-length novel “Arc Of A Shooting Star”.

ZOMBIE EVER AFTER: An Undead Zombie Romance, Oozing With Dark Humor: (Can True Love Conquer the Undead?)

by Carl S. Plumer

It’s time to fall in love with zombies all over again!

ZOMBIE EVER AFTER is a one-of-a-kind zombie romance for teens and adults, filled with moments of dark comedy. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when a couple’s relationship is stressed by one of them turning into an occasional zombie, then this is the book for you. If you’ve ever thought, Would true love, REAL love, survive a zombie apocalypse romance? Wonder no more. The answers you seek are within these pages.

Praise for ZOMBIE EVER AFTER: An Undead Zombie Romance, Oozing With Dark Humor and Carl S. Plumer:

  • Cathren’s zombie status provides many moments of entertaining grossness â?? e.g. she alternately sheds and regrows body parts â?? and the horde of angry detached heads is at once hilarious and horrific.” â?? Publisher’s Weekly
  • Loved the wit, the comedic timing, the action â?? and loved Cathren. Overall, a solid zombie tale for fans of the genre.” â??Vampire Origins
  • “Here’s my pick of the week: Zombie Ever After by Carl S. Plumer, a roller coaster ride of epic proportions while [Donovan and Cathren] try to stay alive!” â?? myserenti
  • “The author’s writing style is rapid fire and to the point….no long winded soliloquies here to blunt the vibe.” â?? R. Spahr on
  • “Not only is Carl S Plumer a talented writer with clean prose and an amazing imagination, but he’s really used his skills to create a spellbinding story.” â?? Book Crazy on

Heard enough? Then go grab your own copy of this zombie satire today!


by Lucinda Elliot

The author is proud to announce that this novel has become her second to win a B.R.A.G medallion for outstanding self-published fiction.

For those who love a satire on the cliches of historical romance, which at the same time draws them into the adventure.

When the group of highwaymen, headed by the disgraced Earl Ravensdale hold up the hoydenish Isabella Murray’s coach, she knocks one of them down and lectures them all on following Robin Hood’s example. In fact, she has been long resisting the urge to escape from her parents’ plans for her advantageous marriage and become one herself.

The rascally Reynaud Ravensdale – otherwise known as the dashing highwayman Mr Fox – is fascinated by her spirit.

He escaped abroad three years back when he fell under suspicion of shooting a friend dead after a quarrel. Rumour has it that his far more respectable cousin was involved. Now, having come back during his father’s last illness, the young Earl has largely lost hope of clearing his name of murder, living as an outlaw as he is, and having sworn to protect someone else who was involved in the quarrel.

Isabella’s ambitious parents are eager to marry her off to Ravensdale’s cousin, the next in line to his title. The totally unromantic Isabella is even ready to elope with her outlaw admirer to escape this fate – on condition that he teaches her how to be a highwaywoman herself.

This hilarious spoof uses vivid characters and lively comedy to bring new life to a theme traditionally favoured by historical novelists – that of the wild young Earl, who, falsely accused of murder by the machinations of a conniving cousin and prejudged by his reputation, takes up life as an outlaw.

â??Ravensdale’ is a fast paced, funny and light hearted read from the writer of â??That Scoundrel Ã?mile Dubois’, and follows the adventures of Ã?mile Dubois’ equally roguish cousin just prior to the outbreak of the French Revolutionary Wars. It can be read as an independent novel.

Toy of the Gods

by Sonja Dewing

When an awakened Inca god strands a group of tourists in the Amazon, former adventurer Leslie Kicklighter must lead the group of tourists to safety, or face the ultimate consequences.

They’ll have to get past armed bandits, angry villagers, a banana plantation owner and even drunken monkeys â?? all while hoping the god doesn’t want any more from them.

Toy Of The Gods is a story of one woman’s heroism, and how a group of strangers band together and attempt to survive an impossible journey with plenty of action, sex, thrills, and fun.

Praise for TOY OF THE GODS:
“What an adventure.” – Carl A. Maiese, Amazon review
“Fun, imaginative and fast-paced.” – Amazon customer

DarkForce: Expansion Prequel [YA GameLit] (DarkForce Saga Book 0)

by R. M. Mulder

When avid gamer Brittany Parker returns to Real Life (RL) after three days of full immersion in her favorite Augmented Reality game, she stumbles across some top secret government information and is subjected to a dangerous mind-wipe procedure. Brittany now finds herself back inside DarkForce with no memory of the last 24 hours. She meets a formidable – yet attractive – opponent who’s player stats are impressively matched to her own. Will she be able to beat him in a PvP tournament? Or more importantly, will her memory return in enough time before her lifebar in RL flatlines?

From the Author:
The DarkForce mini-series is a spinoff expansion story to the Conquest Saga. This story is an excerpt from my bestselling novel CONQUEST. If you’d like to learn more about the backstory behind DarkForce, please check out my Author Page for a full list of my stories.

The Unbelievable Story of How I Met Your Mother

by Preston Randall

Daniel Zurenski feels like a total loser, but he’s about to encounter a crazy array of characters who are going to change his life forever. It starts with Fred Zimmerman (and his unique pet) who scrubs pots at The Spaghetti Barn restaurant and accidentally sets off a disastrous chain of events. There’s the volatile restaurant manager Paolo and his greasy head chef nephew Tony. Then there’s a fanatical sports reporter named Bruce Jagerski who dreams of winning a marathon if only he didn’t have such a bizarre running style. All come together during marathon race weekend in this hilarious tale which will keep you guessing right to the finish line.

The Vandals

by Preston Randall

The Vandals examines the power of peer pressure and one young man’s struggle to break free.
This short story is Flash Fiction of about 1500 words.

Gobsmacked!: If the Wolf of Wall Street was an English Dentist this would be it…

by Michael Hackett

“If the Wolf of Wall Street was an English Dentist this would be it…”
Being jerked off by a nurse in the street, faking inspections, covering for your drunk friend to regulators when he’s a complete liability, this journey is not for the faint hearted. Following naïve, newly qualified Luke and his alcoholic dental partner Jack, this surreal yet based-on-truth account comically unveils the deeper horrors behind NHS dentistry. Starting in prison to finally earning millions, this story will shock, inspire and make you rethink everything you thought you knew about healthcare, the scams and the ruthless wolves that are still behind it.
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Dad Jokes: The Best Dad Jokes, Awfully Bad but Funny Jokes and Puns Volumes 1 and 2 (Dad Jokes Book 3)

by Matthew Cooper

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There is almost a total of 900 painfully funny Dad Jokes in here!

Sometimes nothing makes more sense than a good, old fashioned corny joke to make the heart merry, and put a smile on everyone’s face. Dad jokes or bad jokes, either one is fine. They sometimes do the trick…

What is an elf who has just won the lottery calledâ?¦?


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What do you call a Mexican who’s just had his 4×4 stolen…?


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