Free humour Kindle books for 26 Feb 19

If You See Kay Hide: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery (The Badge Bunny Booze Mystery Collection Book 2)

by Quinn Glasneck

A Jackpot From The Most Unlikely Place

Bobbi Jax, AKA BJ is a magnet for trouble. But this time it looks like things are turning themselves around. BJ hits the lottery when her dog, Twinkles, suddenly starts pooping glitter and jewels. It’s almost like BJ has her very own golden goose. Yup, life is turning from bar rags to riches.

Sorta.

>>>A Psychadelic Vet, A Homeless Woman and A Funeral Director Walk In

If only BJ could ignore the odd set of characters that pranced into her life. A psychedelic-clothes wearing veteran named Marley, a too-many clothes wearing homeless woman named Duckie, a black-suited funeral director named Lurch (not really, but it seems to fit), and an old high school pal-in-need named Felicia, who wears rainboots to the bar.

And if that weren’t enough? Throw in some unicorns and Death Eaters. Why not?

Did I mention that Marley likes to light up?

>>>No good deed goes unpunished in this romp through the St. Clemmons’ Cemetery!

Word to the wise, if you see Kay, hide!

Quinn and Glasneck, high on the beer fumes from a signing party at a local brewery, decided to take a step away from their usual writing styles to put together a new mystery Stephanie Plum novels – that is if Stephanie had a younger southern cousin, who ran a bar, and had a thing for sexy police uniforms.

>>>This is the second book in the Badge Bunny Booze Mystery, but each book is a stand-alone in this series and does not have to be read in order.

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CHRIS McKINLEY’S 24 HOUR WRITING RETREAT

by Robert Barclay

A bitter sexist copes with his recent divorce by attending an unconventional writing retreat.



Kiss Hidden Lies (Jake Hancock Private Investigator Mystery series Book 1)

by Dan Taylor

Kiss Hidden lies is the fast-paced and action-packed first chapter in the Jake Hancock series of private investigator mysteries. We hope you enjoy it!

What readers are saying about Kiss Hidden Lies:

“Full of twists, scenarios that cracked me up and the humor was awesome.” Denise Garnder

“Strap in and hold on because this P.I. grabs your heart and never lets go!” Carolyn Johnson

“Taylor has introduced a very likable private eye with non-stop witty remarks throughout all the ups and downs.” Sherry Karakey

Book description

Finding out the truth is the easy part.

Private Investigator Jake Hancock gets a seemingly straightforward gig: finding out who an actress’s biological father is. But there’s a catch. His client’s parents are unaware she knows the guy who’s been posing as her father is an imposter. And she insists Hancock poses as her older boyfriend to discover the truth from within her family home.

Her parents are onto him the moment he steps through the front door, and the roller coaster of an investigation begins.

To escape the heat of scrutiny, Hancock rushes his client to an age-regression hypnotherapy session to learn about a time period her parents seem hazy about. What he discovers throws him a curveball: His client had two different parents up to the age of threeâ?¦something she’s unaware of now. The strange part? They lived together in the same family home.

There’s a bizarre secret at the heart of his client’s childhood. And Hancock must face an ethical dilemma for which he isn’t prepared.

As a private investigator, he’s contracted to reveal the truthâ?¦but at what cost to his client’s happiness?

Kiss Hidden Lies delivers thrills on almost every page, and stars a private investigator so cool, you shouldn’t put your tongue anywhere near him.

Looking for fast-paced action, snappy dialog, exciting twists and turns, humor, a dash of romance, and a whole bunch of mystery? Read this book for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription.

Look for other titles in this mystery series, which can also be read for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription:

Out of Crime (Jake Hancock Private Investigator Mystery series Book 2)

Served Ice-Cold (Jake Hancock Private Investigator Mystery series Book 3)

Saving Grace (Jake Hancock Private Investigator Mystery series Book 4)

Our Little Secret (Jake Hancock Private Investigator Mystery series Book 5)

Dead Friends Don’t Lie (Jake Hancock Private Investigator Mystery series Book 6)



An Exclusive Interview with Beanie the Cat

by Dave Feder

“An Exclusive Interview with Beanie the Cat” looks at the world through the eyes of a cat. For one magical day, Beanie is able to communicate with his owner, and is finally able to answer many of the questions that cat owners have been wondering for centuries. He also asks some questions of his own. Most readers will enjoy this humorous book, complete with many photos of Beanie and friends, but it is especially recommended for pet lovers. Owners of cats, dogs, hamsters, turtles, penguins and giraffes will all appreciate reading this book.
Other books by Dave Feder include “Byte Me: A Day in the Life of a Computer Programmer,” “The Book of Sucks: A Complete List of Vintage Whines,” “Random Thoughts Are Better Than No Thoughts At All,” “The Boston Blizzard of ’78” and “Quick Short Stories and Some Jokes for People on the Go.”



Meme 2019: The Ultimate Collection of Dank Memes 2019

by Scmugs Memes

100% guaranteed to give you hours of fun and laughter.

Are you bored by your daily commute?

Need to take your mind of the hustle and bustle of life and have a good laugh?

Looking for a light-hearted read to accompany your cup of coffee?

This hilarious book of dank memes will leave you wanting for more after the first page!

Buy it and see for yourself today!



Ein Hauch von Liebe: Liebesroman (German Edition)

by Melina D`Angeli

Ein Hauch von Liebe

Nur ein Hauch – geht das überhaupt? Gerade beim Thema Liebe würde doch fast jeder sagen: ganz oder gar nicht? Und wenn es tatsächlich nur ein Hauch ist, was bedeutet das denn dann für eine mögliche gemeinsame Zukunft?

Das fragt sich auch Caroline Schuster. Schon seit Monaten sieht sie sich nur noch einem Scherbenhaufen gegenüber. Als Leben würde sie den freiwillig schon lange nicht mehr bezeichnen. Nicht nur, dass ihr Vater gerade erst gestorben ist – nein! – ihre Mutter meint seither auch, dass es Caros Aufgabe sei, die Geschicke der Familie zu lenken. Irgendwann leidet sogar ihr Job als Redakteurin bei einem angesagten Yellow-Press-Magazin unter ihrem Privatleben. Als letzte Rettung schlägt ihr Boss einen Business-Trip in die Staaten vor. Aber dort erwarten Caro schon neue Probleme: Zum Beispiel ein überaus erfolgreicher Buchautor, der an allem Interesse hat, auÃ?er an Interviews. Dieser Matthew Pullman erweist sich als harte Nuss. Um die zu knacken, muss Caro auch ihre letzten Bedenken über Bord werfen und nicht nur ihr Innerstes entblöÃ?en. Herzensdinge sind eben alles, aber nicht einfach!

 

Melina D’Angeli: Meine Bücher beschäftigen sich übrigens mit ganz normalen Frauen, die – auÃ?erhalb von Model-MaÃ?en, Silikon-Tuning oder Botox – mit dem Leben und seinen alltäglichen Herausforderungen zu kämpfen haben. In dieser Welt haben die wenigsten Männer einen Waschbrett-Bauch oder fahren Porsche â?¦ 😉

Am Ende des Buchs folgt noch eine kleine Leseprobe von â?ºDer Prinz auf dem Fahrradâ?¹

Alle Bücher von Melina D’Angeli

Aus der Reihe Küssen kann man nicht alleine:

– “Alles auf Anfang â?¦” (Teil 1)

– “Einer mit H.E.R.Z.” (Teil 2)

– “Zwei Herzen in einem Bauch” (Teil 3)

– “Finale” (Teil 4)

Weiterhin erhältlich: 

– “Der Prinz auf dem Fahrrad” (Ein humorvoller Liebesroman)

– “Ein Hauch von Liebe” (Liebesroman)

Aktuelle Informationen, Newsletter-Service und Aktionen findet ihr (noch) auf der Homepage von Thomas Herzberg, der mich dort als Gast aufgenommen hat 🙂



Hidden Booty (Emmie Reese Mysteries, Story #2)

by Robert Bruce Stewart

Finding themselves short of money at a fin de siècle French resort town, Harry and Emmie take on the job of finding a missing shipment of gold. Emmie bargains to identify the culprits before their ship reaches New York. And that’s not all she wagers onâ?¦.

For more information on the series, please visit: HarryReeseMysteries.com



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