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Second Chance Ranch: Christian Contemporary Romance (Three Rivers Ranch Romance Book 1)

by Liz Isaacson

A wounded Army cowboy, a divorcée with a child, and their second chance to heal old hurts…

After his deployment, injured and discharged Major Squire Ackerman returns to Three Rivers Ranch, anxious to prove himself capable of running the cattle operation so his parents can retire. Things would be easier if the ranch wasn’t missing 1.6 million dollars, which forces Squire to hire Kelly, the girl who rejected his high school prom invitation, as his accountant.

She’s back in town with her four-year-old son, living in her parent’s basement until she can get her life back together. With fresh ink on her divorce papers and open gashes on her heart, she’s not ready for much beyond her new job on the ranch.

Squire wants to forgive Kelly for ignoring him a decade ago. He’d like to provide the stable life she needs, but with old wounds opening and a ranch on the brink of financial collapse, it will take patience and faith to make their second chance possible.

Read all the novels by USA Today bestselling author, Liz Isaacson!
Three Rivers Ranch Romance Series:
1. Second Chance Ranch
2. Third Time’s the Charm
3. Fourth and Long
4. Fifth Generation Cowboy
5. Sixth Street Love Affair
6. The Seventh Sergeant
7. Eight Second Ride
8. The First Lady of Three Rivers
9. Christmas in Three Rivers
10. Lucky Number Thirteen
11. The Curse of February Fourteenth
12. Ticket to Bride

Gold Valley Romance Series:
1. Before the Leap
2. After the Fall
3. Through the Mist
4. Between the Reins
5. Over the Moon
6. Under the Bridge
7. Up on the Housetop
8. Around the Bend

Brush Creek Brides Romance Series:
1. A Wedding for the Widower
2. A Companion for the Cowboy
3. A Bride for the Bronc Rider
4. A Family for the Farmer
5. A Home for the Horseman
6. A Refuge for the Rancher
7. A Marriage for the Marine
8. A Fiance for the Firefighter
9. A Treasure for the Trooper
10. A Date for the Detective
11. A Partner for the Paramedic
12. A Catch for the Chief

Steeple Ridge Romance Series:
1. Starting Over at Steeple Ridge (Timeless Romance)
2. Finding Love at Steeple Ridge
3. Learning Faith at Steeple Ridge
4. Kissing Santa at Steeple Ridge
5. Coming Home to Steeple Ridge

Grape Seed Falls Romance Series:
1. Choosing the Cowboy
2. Craving the Cowboy
3. Charming the Cowboy
4. Courting the Cowboy
5. Claiming the Cowboy
6. Catching the Cowboy
7. Cheering the Cowboy



Funny Memes Book: Laugh your ass off (Roller coaster Book 2)

by Vanessa Bush

Funny Quote, pictures and quizzes to do for fun.



Sniffer The Maltese: World Famous – Comic Books Comics & Graphic Novels Comic Strips

by Luis de Agustin

In this, the inaugural volume of Sniffer The Maltese comics, worldwide fans of the vain and cocky little canine are treated to the long awaited story of how their beloved dog-celebrity became world famous. The collection includes many other brand new comic strips featuring the charming little wise guy.

In the main tale, mischievous Sniffer The Maltese has gotten himself into eight pounds of white-haired trembling trouble with the lady canines of his neighborhood. They’re after him, and it’s not to hold paws.

Sniffer escapes to Rome only to face an even more dangerous misadventure in Roman Holiday, the comics collection that reveals to his worldwide fans the whole story behind his global fame.

This volume of classy and vibrantly colored comic strips includes additional new shorts of Sniffer’s early days as the testy, swollen-headed, but always loveable little big guy. They show why Sniffer is destined to remain atop the world.

Eventually if you like to explore and have fun, you’ll want to visit Sniffer’s website at SnifferTheMaltese.com. It’s the official site about Sniffer The Maltese, his fans, and his comics.



Domingo de Carnaval y otros textos cómicos (Los cuentos absurdos de Jardiel Poncela nº 7) (Spanish Edition)

by Enrique Jardiel Poncela

CUENTOS Y ARTÍCULOS DE HUMOR VANGUARDISTA
La partida de Colombo – El ideal – Domingo de Carnaval – La reglamentación del puñetazo – La novia de Dalmacio – ¿Qué haría usted si le pegasen un tiro por la espalda? – La entrega de Granada – Por qué se han hecho célebres algunas figuras históricas – Una colaboración perfecta – Las mismas frases de amor con distintos finales – Sentencias de las viejas películas de «series» – A las señoritas que veranean en la sierra del Guadarrama – La carta declaratoria – Matemáticas – La última entrevista – Bonito y económico sistema para hablar en árabe, en vasco, en ruso y en alemán sin conocer otro idioma – Mi regalo de año nuevo – El pollo bien – Una frase que se pone de moda – El hombre que se sacrifica – Un terrible complot – Lo que deben saber las mujeres para conducir automóviles – Treinta y ocho absurdos cazados a lazo en la Historia – Programa de música – Una cena en tres escenas – El hombre y la mujer – Los abrigos de pieles – La caza y los temperamentos nerviosos – La cocaína – El escéptico – Veintiséis horas de felicidad, veinticinco pesetas – El acento aragonés – Las palabras que se pronuncian y que no deberían pronunciarse – Enamorarse no siempre es fácil



Cave-Trolls and Amazons: humorous fantasy (Fantasy-Humour Series Book 2)

by Jonathan Pidduck

Two cobbled-together armies square up across the Forest battlefield, ranks of trolls and wizards lining up against a host of witches, Sirens and Amazons. But they are fighting a war neither side can hope to win.

Only a handful of people stand between them and oblivion, each of whom has problems of their own.

Halfshaft, a failed wizard, enlists the help of a gigantic cave-troll in his quest, but his hopes of saving the world are severely dented when he discovers his “ferocious” companion has a lucky handkerchief.

Takina, a blonde Amazon in the tiniest of fur bikinis, has been abducted by trollesses and set to reluctant work at a desert sex-slave market. But when the camp is besieged, she suspects that she may have bitten off more than she can swallow.

Rod, whose dearest wish is to get back down the pub before last orders, has been co-opted on to a small but select band of witches’ donkeys. But even with the help of the wizard and the Amazon, he discovers that it is hard to be heroic with a witch in the saddle.

“Cave-Trolls and Amazons” is a colourful and imaginative quest-fantasy romp, stuffed full of humour, adventure and squirrel-skin bikinis. Sheer unbridled escapism from the author of “Slave-Girls and Amazons”.



Ein Amtsschimmel ist kein Rennpferd: Teil 4 (Kurzgeschichten) (German Edition)

by Antonius Mésange

Die Amtsabsurditäten gehen in zwei weiteren Kurzgeschichten weiter.
Der Autor dieser Kurzgeschichte war mehrere Jahre als Mitarbeiter einer deutschen Behörde tätig. In dieser Zeit hat er viel erlebt. Ã?berraschendes, Irrwitziges und Undenkbares. Behörden sind ein Fundus für absurde und oft phantastisch anmutende Geschichten, die sich dennoch genauso zugetragen haben. Falls die Leser an dieser, und den schon bald nachfolgenden Erzählungen zweifeln, haben sie vermutlich noch nie selbst in einem Amt gearbeitet. â??Herzlichen Glückwunsch”!



Random Thoughts Are Better Than No Thoughts At All

by Dave Feder

“Random Thoughts” is a compilation of humorous rants, clever ideas, witty comments, and even a few very short autobiographical essays. By the author of “Byte Me: A Day in the Life of a Computer Programmer,” and “The Book of Sucks: A Complete List of Vintage Whines,” “Random Thoughts” is just thatâ?¦ random thoughtsâ?¦ by the author. No table of contents needed for this book. Just a fun rambling of randomness. Enjoy!



Opening Tactics – The King’s Gambit: Volume 1

by Michael Duke

This book contains 50 puzzles from the King’s Gambit – it is not a theoretical manual. I have designed this book to be a useful tactics trainer but also to aid with opening preparation – the idea is that you solve the tactics in your expected opening before a game.



ikinaridegawakun (Japanese Edition)

by MATUMOTO Kyujo

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The Old Folks At Home: Warehouse Them or Leave Them on the Ice Floe

by Barry Friedman

Henry and Harriet Callins, having discovered that all that glitters is not Golden Age, move into Restful Bowers, a community for seniors. It has all the amenities anyone would want, plus a Care Center and Assisted Living facility, their umbrella.

Henry attends meetings, where problems are solved by planning more meetings. For Henry’s fellow residents, the big event each day is waiting for the mailman. They enhance their wealth by scraping off the nickels and dimes that come in charity solicitation letters.
Harriet lives in a world of tea and cookies. Henry is obsessed by a suspicion that residents in the Assisted Living facility are getting an assist they don’t need or want. His curiosity puts his life and that of Harriet in mortal danger.



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